Worthy Nigelton<br><br><br><br><br>Evening News Sports Page Headline 8th August 2007:<br><br>Henderson joins Dereham Town. 0 Posted December 9, 2004 My vote goes to:Robert Earnshaw - great pace, knack for goalscoring and goal celebrations but what is that face about??!I did debate whether to put our very own Mathias Svensson in there but Earnie just nudged him out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Francesco Volpe<P><BR><EM><FONT size=3><STRONG>A<STRONG><FONT>wesome<STRONG><FONT size=3>S<FONT><STRONG>ublime<STRONG><FONT size=3>H<FONT><STRONG>onest pro<EM><EM><FONT size=3><STRONG>T<STRONG><FONT>alented<STRONG><FONT size 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Reiziger, has to be. he looks like a monkey man gone wrong!!! Ugliest manager has to be Dowie, or redknapp... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Rob 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Tugay...looks like Worzel Gummage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bird Table 0 Posted December 9, 2004 If you look on...www.uglyfootballers.comYouseff Safri makes it into the Premiership XI! We should all be very proud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Frys Evil Twin 0 Posted December 9, 2004 That Popovic guy who plays for Palace looks a bit weird.Ivan Campo''s afro is legendary, but he''s damn ugly too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tubbs & Edward 0 Posted December 9, 2004 My candidates for the John Merrick Trophy are as follows:- My vote goes to our very own Matty Svensson, I can''t help it but he reminds me of one of the ''sea-monsters'' from Stingray!:w00t Mind you, Keith Scott did as well!) Earnshaw runs him a close second, it looks as if someone has stuck a bicycle pump into a certain orifice and inflated his head! The managerial award has to be joint winners:- a Redknapp / Dowie combination! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jon francis 0 Posted December 9, 2004 What about Gary Docherty then? Pretty damn ugly if you ask me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayrton Twigge 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Simon Charlton perhaps Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StevenageFan 0 Posted December 9, 2004 surely Phil Neville should be in there over Rio. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 733 Posted December 9, 2004 Come on girls. Who is the best looking then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted December 9, 2004 I remember when the paper ran a vote for the best-looking NCFC player and Fleming won... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Francesco Volpe<P><BR><EM><FONT size=3><STRONG>A<STRONG><FONT>wesome<STRONG><FONT size=3>S<FONT><STRONG>ublime<STRONG><FONT size=3>H<FONT><STRONG>onest pro<EM><EM><FONT size=3><STRONG>T<STRONG><FONT>alented<STRONG><FONT size 0 Posted December 9, 2004 Guys, how can you ignore reiziger??????? And remember, if some of our very own players do read these hallowed threads, what on earth must they think to see their names on a thread such as this? surely the last thing we need is to dampen their spirits even more. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted December 9, 2004 The better half took a shine to our Pocket Rocket, until she realised he was under 5 foot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 733 Posted December 10, 2004 I know he isnt in the Premiership (yet) but as an older lady Luis Figo does it for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bananaman 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Well, from a blokes perspective (ie I haven''t got a clue), I think Damien Francis is perhaps the only good-looking player we''ve ever had.Apart from possibly Chris Woods in an eighties styleee.Am I anywhere near correct, ladies? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted December 10, 2004 The girls surrounding me at the ''Fortress'' have a thing for Drury, Brennan, Gallacher and Svennson (??!!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bananaman 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Svensson??? Looks like he accidentally put someone else''s face on.Drury - Chavtastic.Brennan - can''t remember what he looks like, I thought it was somewhere between dull and average.Gallacher - Ditto.Francis - tall, chiselled, athletic, KICK-ASS footballer (probably sways my vote), nice eyes (for goal)Oh well, I''ll never understand what girls see in men, but I guess that''s not always a bad thing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 733 Posted December 10, 2004 Francis has really good skin. God dont I sound girlie. Havent seen him since he had Leons knee in his face though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plastic Scouser 0 Posted December 10, 2004 Why has no-one mentioned poor little Luke Chadwick...? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Green&Yellow Fan 0 Posted December 10, 2004 bentley is a good looking chap Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bananaman 0 Posted December 10, 2004 He''s not really a Norwich player though. Doesn''t count! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Rob 0 Posted December 11, 2004 Yeah Chadwick is one ugly b*****d... I worked at a summer camp in the US in the summer with his older brother Carl who plays semi pro... he dont look too much like him and no one dared take the piss out of his brother as he was a psycho after a few beers!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Making Plans 936 Posted December 11, 2004 [quote]What about Gary Docherty then? Pretty damn ugly if you ask me[/quote]Yes, not a pretty sight on a football pitch, whichever you look at it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites