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Re: Who else thinks it's about time Morty got a job?

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He wants to meet up with you and bugger you, wait for the PM''s to come through begging you pump his Cromer Cuff.

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[quote user="Canaries in Bed"]He wants to meet up with you and bugger you, wait for the PM''s to come through begging you pump his Cromer Cuff.[/quote]Lololol.

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[quote user="AndyWhyteUK"]I don''t see enough of Morty.. Especially when he makes you rage![/quote]

Yeah well, I can see why his wives left him.Sat there on his fat arse in front of a computer 24/7 making ridiculous assumptions about quality posters like myself.If wit was sh*t he''d be constipated.

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[quote user="Shyster"][quote user="AndyWhyteUK"]I don''t see enough of Morty.. Especially when he makes you rage![/quote]

Yeah well, I can see why his wives left him.Sat there on his fat arse in front of a computer 24/7 making ridiculous assumptions about quality posters like myself.If wit was sh*t he''d be constipated.[/quote]Is that the best you can do lol?[:D]

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[quote user="Shyster"][quote user="AndyWhyteUK"]I don''t see enough of Morty.. Especially when he makes you rage!

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Yeah well, I can see why his wives left him.

Sat there on his fat arse in front of a computer 24/7 making ridiculous assumptions about quality posters like myself.

If wit was sh*t he''d be constipated.
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Pot, Kettle, Black....

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Plenty of jobs out there, minimum wage never hurt anyone.....More people required to work - otherwise the benefit scroungers won''t get their beer, fags and betting money....(or be able to afford essential internet access).

Become an Honourable MP.....It''s like being on benefit - but with more perks.

Because even if you get caught being unscrupulous and naughty.....you don''t get to stand in front of a beak....

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[quote user="Mello Yello"]Plenty of jobs out there, minimum wage never hurt anyone.....More people required to work - otherwise the benefit scroungers won''t get their beer, fags and betting money....(or be able to afford essential internet access).

Become an Honourable MP.....It''s like being on benefit - but with more perks.

Because even if you get caught being unscrupulous and naughty.....you don''t get to stand in front of a beak....[/quote]

I actually offered morty a job a few weeks back.He laughed it off because it didn''t pay 35k a year.  [:P]

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[quote user="Mello Yello"]Plenty of jobs out there, minimum wage never hurt anyone.....More people required to work - otherwise the benefit scroungers won''t get their beer, fags and betting money....(or be able to afford essential internet access).

Become an Honourable MP.....It''s like being on benefit - but with more perks.

Because even if you get caught being unscrupulous and naughty.....you don''t get to stand in front of a beak....[/quote]Plenty of jobs out there is there? I beg to differ.Oh, and just to put your mind at rest, I am living quite comfortably off my savings right now and not claiming any benefits, so worry not, tax payer.[:)]

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[quote user="Shyster"][quote user="Mello Yello"]Plenty of jobs out there, minimum wage never hurt anyone.....More people required to work - otherwise the benefit scroungers won''t get their beer, fags and betting money....(or be able to afford essential internet access).

Become an Honourable MP.....It''s like being on benefit - but with more perks.

Because even if you get caught being unscrupulous and naughty.....you don''t get to stand in front of a beak....[/quote]

I actually offered morty a job a few weeks back.He laughed it off because it didn''t pay 35k a year.  [:P][/quote]

*30k

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[quote user="morty"][quote user="Mello Yello"]Plenty of jobs out there, minimum wage never hurt anyone.....More people required to work - otherwise the benefit scroungers won''t get their beer, fags and betting money....(or be able to afford essential internet access).

Become an Honourable MP.....It''s like being on benefit - but with more perks.

Because even if you get caught being unscrupulous and naughty.....you don''t get to stand in front of a beak....[/quote]Plenty of jobs out there is there? I beg to differ.Oh, and just to put your mind at rest, I am living quite comfortably off my savings right now and not claiming any benefits, so worry not, tax payer.[:)][/quote]

I don''t worry....I''m an MP.

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[quote user="morty"][quote user="Mello Yello"]Plenty of jobs out there, minimum wage never hurt anyone.....More people required to work - otherwise the benefit scroungers won''t get their beer, fags and betting money....(or be able to afford essential internet access).

Become an Honourable MP.....It''s like being on benefit - but with more perks.

Because even if you get caught being unscrupulous and naughty.....you don''t get to stand in front of a beak....[/quote]Plenty of jobs out there is there? I beg to differ.Oh, and just to put your mind at rest, I am living quite comfortably off my savings right now and not claiming any benefits, so worry not, tax payer.[:)][/quote]

Hardly a good role model for your children.They need to see you working and saving for yours and their future.

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