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New Signing Quiz - who is it ?

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Well built, strong & imposing

Prolific scorer

Impressive strike rate

Effective with various partners

Happy in any position

Knows how to hang on to a lead

Shortly to become available on a free

Used to modest wages

Would be good at post match interviews

Probably wears red pants

Strong contender for the ugliest player award

 

 

 

 

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It''s either John Hartson, or some amazing fantasy striker that doesn''t actually exist!!!!

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[quote]Well built, strong & imposing Prolific scorer Impressive strike rate Effective with various partners Happy in any position Knows how to hang on to a lead Shortly to become available on a fr...[/quote]

Well both John Hartson and Duncan Ferguson fit some of that criteria (strong, contract up etc) however neither are used to modest wages and I can''t imagine they would be good at post match interviews!

Oh God, it''s not Iwan is it??

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[quote]Well built, strong & imposing Prolific scorer Impressive strike rate Effective with various partners Happy in any position Knows how to hang on to a lead Shortly to become available on a fr...[/quote]

So far, no one is even close

Any more offers - to me it''s pretty obvious

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How many more times

Its Jason Euell

Notice today that his agent has come out and said he wants a move.

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[quote]How many more times Its Jason Euell Notice today that his agent has come out and said he wants a move.[/quote]

OK, give in ?

Before you do, I''ll add a bit more -

Well built, strong & imposing - could be more mobile though

Prolific scorer - according to the papers recently

Impressive strike rate - must have high sperm count ?

Effective with various partners - they''re coming out of the woodwork thick & fast now

Happy in any position - when he can find it

Knows how to hang on to a lead - no further comment needed

Shortly to become available on a free - about to lose his job

Used to modest wages - paltrey in fact, for what he does

Would be good at post match interviews - very good at cheating, lies and spin

Probably wears red pants - would wear blue if he was with the other lot

Strong contender for the ugliest player award - or any other ugliest competition

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