Making Plans 929 Posted December 11, 2004 Well built, strong & imposingProlific scorerImpressive strike rateEffective with various partners Happy in any positionKnows how to hang on to a leadShortly to become available on a freeUsed to modest wagesWould be good at post match interviewsProbably wears red pantsStrong contender for the ugliest player award Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 11, 2004 It''s either John Hartson, or some amazing fantasy striker that doesn''t actually exist!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brum Uni Canary 0 Posted December 11, 2004 Thierry Henry? 8 out of 11 clues isn''t too bad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DumbleDelia is Magic 0 Posted December 11, 2004 [quote]Well built, strong & imposing Prolific scorer Impressive strike rate Effective with various partners Happy in any position Knows how to hang on to a lead Shortly to become available on a fr...[/quote]Well both John Hartson and Duncan Ferguson fit some of that criteria (strong, contract up etc) however neither are used to modest wages and I can''t imagine they would be good at post match interviews!Oh God, it''s not Iwan is it?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Making Plans 929 Posted December 11, 2004 [quote]Well built, strong & imposing Prolific scorer Impressive strike rate Effective with various partners Happy in any position Knows how to hang on to a lead Shortly to become available on a fr...[/quote]So far, no one is even closeAny more offers - to me it''s pretty obvious Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smudge 0 Posted December 11, 2004 How many more timesIts Jason EuellNotice today that his agent has come out and said he wants a move. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Making Plans 929 Posted December 12, 2004 [quote]How many more times Its Jason Euell Notice today that his agent has come out and said he wants a move.[/quote]OK, give in ? Before you do, I''ll add a bit more - Well built, strong & imposing - could be more mobile thoughProlific scorer - according to the papers recentlyImpressive strike rate - must have high sperm count ?Effective with various partners - they''re coming out of the woodwork thick & fast nowHappy in any position - when he can find itKnows how to hang on to a lead - no further comment neededShortly to become available on a free - about to lose his job Used to modest wages - paltrey in fact, for what he doesWould be good at post match interviews - very good at cheating, lies and spinProbably wears red pants - would wear blue if he was with the other lotStrong contender for the ugliest player award - or any other ugliest competition Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At last? 0 Posted December 12, 2004 does his guide dog come with him?Can we now pull a blunkett on this thread? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites