Best football chants

[n146mann 0]

The two current Park ji sung chants have to be high on the list:

1)Park Park wherever you may be

you eat dogs in your home country

but it could be worse, you could be scouse

eating rats in your council house!

 

2) 10 alsations walking down the street

10 alsations walking down the street

and if ji sung park, fancies one to eat

theyll be 9 alsations walking down the street..

[dylanisabaddog 4,915]

Stoke fans at Anfield, directed at Rafa Benitez

Fat Spanish Waiter, you''re just a fat Spanish waiter

Man City fans at Old Trafford last week

U-N-I-T-E-D

Going into bankrupcy

With a nick nak paddy whack

Give a dog a bone

Ocean Finance on the phone

Norwich fans to Tommy Docherty

He''s up Mrs Brown

He''s up Mrs Brown

Knees up Mother Brown

(you have to be quite old to remember this - Tommy Docherty had been caught with his trousers down with the coach''s wife

[gazzathegreat 0]

Tommy Docherty, bless him, now he had a sense of humour!

[Howson is now! 0]

Only Man United fans would be that moronic to sing racist chants about their own players. Quite funny but not the thing you expect fans to sing about their own players. Must be something in the water in Surrey.

I do really like it when Spurs sing "When the Spurs" really really slowly. Just a shame loads of clubs copy it now.

When Celtic sing the Fields of Athenry is pretty good as well.

[dylanisabaddog 4,915]

[quote user="CallsignViper"]Only Man United fans would be that moronic to sing racist chants about their own players. Quite funny but not the thing you expect fans to sing about their own players. Must be something in the water in Surrey.

I do really like it when Spurs sing "When the Spurs" really really slowly. Just a shame loads of clubs copy it now.

When Celtic sing the Fields of Athenry is pretty good as well.[/quote]

Good old Celtic! There''s nothing like a good old anti Protestant song to get the heart pumping........

[Brendo 0]

1)Park Park wherever you may be

you eat dogs in your home country

but it could be worse, you could be scouse

eating rats in your council house!

 - I love Liverpool''s response to this :

Dirk Kuyt, wherever you may beYou smoke pot in your home countryBut it could be worse, you could be a mancAsking your sister for a wan.... haha.

[Phyxius 0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCXHbCYvzjIFC United of Manchester:Sung at the Police Stewards."What a waste of council tax, we paid for your hats.""We paid for your hats. We paid for your ha-a-ats.""What a waste of council tax, we paid for your hats."

[keyser Soze 0]

My old man said be an Ipswich fan i said fu ck off bollucks your a c#nt !

[Boyo 0]

Chelsea fans to Newcastle fans:

Speak f****** english,
Why don''t you speak f****** english!

[Boyo 0]

Swindon fans to Dennis Wise:

Wise, Wise wherever you may be,
You sent Leeds to division 3,
You won''t win the cup,
You won''t win the shield,
Your biggest game is Huddersfield!

[Herman 9,756]

Spurs fans to Ian Wright;

"You''ve got an ugly wife,you''ve got an ugly wife....." etc.

Spurs fans to Shaun Wright Philips;

"You''ve got an ugly mum,you''ve got an ugly mum....." etc.

 

[Herman 9,756]

[quote user="Boyo"]

Swindon fans to Dennis Wise:

Wise, Wise wherever you may be,
You sent Leeds to division 3,
You won''t win the cup,
You won''t win the shield,
Your biggest game is Huddersfield!

[/quote]

You could swap a few words,Gunn,Norwich and Colchester[:S] (Doesn''t rhyme,but hey)

[Boyo 0]

West Ham to Chelsea:

F*** off Chelsea FC,
You aint got no history,
Lampard is fat,
Joe Cole is queer,
Your going to win f*** all this year!

I''m on a role! [:D]

[TIL 1010 4,738]

[quote user="gazzathegreat"]Tommy Docherty, bless him, now he had a sense of humour![/quote]

Have i missed something here Jane,you have posted in the past tense?

[Lewie - Holt Our Saviour 0]

"Boyo''"

Chelsea fans to Newcastle fans:

Speak f****** english,Why don''t you speak f****** english!

hahahahahahah

[stevencfc4eva 0]

I remember a come back we did agaisnt chelsea when they started singing "only one gordan ramsey" and we replied " WERE GOT A SUPER COOK YOUR GOT A RUSSIAN CROOK"

[ur just a man in a jacket 0]

watch out wherever you may be,

lock up your wife from john terry

and man city singing to man ure

this city is ours

f off back to london

this city is ours

[dhickl 0]

[quote user="stevencfc4eva"]

I remember a come back we did agaisnt chelsea when they started singing "only one gordan ramsey" and we replied " WERE GOT A SUPER COOK YOUR GOT A RUSSIAN CROOK"

[/quote]I remember it being sung as a response to "We''ve got Abramovic, you''ve got a drunken b***h"

[stevencfc4eva 0]

[quote user="dhickl"][quote user="stevencfc4eva"]

I remember a come back we did agaisnt chelsea when they started singing "only one gordan ramsey" and we replied " WERE GOT A SUPER COOK YOUR GOT A RUSSIAN CROOK"

[/quote]I remember it being sung as a response to "We''ve got Abramovic, you''ve got a drunken b***h"[/quote]

Yeh think it was that all i remember is the comeback lol

[Canary_on_the Trent 0]

Liverpool fans version of a Chelsea chant:F**k off Chelsea FCyou ain''t got no history5 european cupsand 18 leaguesthats what we call history

[When Saturday Comes 0]

[quote user="CallsignViper"]Only Man United fans would be that moronic to sing racist chants about their own players. Quite funny but not the thing you expect fans to sing about their own players. Must be something in the water in Surrey. I do really like it when Spurs sing "When the Spurs" really really slowly. Just a shame loads of clubs copy it now. When Celtic sing the Fields of Athenry is pretty good as well.[/quote]

Hardly racist is it? They do eat dogs in the Far East. Fact.

[dhickl 0]

[quote user="When Saturday Comes"]

[quote user="CallsignViper"]Only Man United fans would be that moronic to sing racist chants about their own players. Quite funny but not the thing you expect fans to sing about their own players. Must be something in the water in Surrey. I do really like it when Spurs sing "When the Spurs" really really slowly. Just a shame loads of clubs copy it now. When Celtic sing the Fields of Athenry is pretty good as well.[/quote]

Hardly racist is it? They do eat dogs in the Far East. Fact.

[/quote]Not so much now (although even though it''s illegal, it''s still the 4th most popular meat).  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/422338.stm

 

[Henry 0]

Watch out, wherever you may be,Keep your wife away from John Terry,His dad sells crack, his mum steals tea,He cries when he misses a penalty [:)]

[Allez17 0]

[quote user="dhickl"][quote user="stevencfc4eva"]

I remember a come back we did agaisnt chelsea when they started singing "only one gordan ramsey" and we replied " WERE GOT A SUPER COOK YOUR GOT A RUSSIAN CROOK"

[/quote]I remember it being sung as a response to "We''ve got Abramovic, you''ve got a drunken b***h"[/quote]For me, that was one of the best games ive been to for crowd banter. The chelsea fans were excellent, the city fans were having fun, the game itself was good. Bloody enjoyable afternoon, even if we did lose 3-1.

[Rastaman 0]

D-D-DDDD-HUGHES

[Rupethebear 0]

Its here, its there, its every fXXXing where

Terry''s cock

[Boyo 0]

West Ham to Lampard:

10 men couldn''t carry,
Couldn''t carry Lampard,
10 men, 9 men, 8 men, 7 men, 6 men, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and his forklift truck,
Couldn''t carry Lampard!

[;)]

[Hooleyfan 0]

Same old Terry, always cheating!

[wessex_exile 0]

"Two Andy Gorams, there''s only two Andy Gorams"

On the subject of Ian Wright

"She''s fat, she''s round, she bounces on the ground; Mrs Wright, Mrs Wright" (Barside when Wrighty played for Burnley - the club sent a bouquet of flowers by way of apology)

[Boyo 0]

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it''s a treat,
In your Liverpool slums.

Portsmouth fans to their board:

You can stick your f****** Arabs ups your a*se!

[;)]