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From tonights Pink''Un

JUST IGNORE THOSE SAD INTERNET MORONS

THERE''S growing evidence that footballers actually read and get quite annoyed and upset about what people write about them on internet message boards.

First Joe Kinnear slams the “morons” who, a renegade Forest fan''s website says, he claims are “pondlife who hide behind computer screens while living out their sad fantasy lives by shamelessly criticising those above them”. (Above them?)

Then Robbie Savage with this: “I look at myself and read what people say on the internet and some fans say ''get rid of me'' – which shows how fickle some people can be.”

So if you''re reading this online, and maybe thinking of posting something about one of the City players on the Pink ''Un message board or one of the other popular sites, think on…they have computers too. They''re reading it and you''re probably a moron or fickle.

The Man just hopes that Gary Holt hasn''t been reading the message boards lately, or reading this, which might make him read the boards, oh God, it''s a vicious circle of fickleness. Gary, mate, just ignore it, everything…er, has he gone? Good.

A quick scout of the morons and ingrates on City''s boards shows that a sinisterly mad bloke (or is it?) called 1st Wizard, who frequents the Pink ''Un board, has once again escaped from his hospital cell and found his way to the computer wing. I take your point Joe.

Meanwhile, there''s a porn download doing the rounds on the leading independent site (you know who you are) and someone apparently knows of an almost “nailed on” English striker we''re signing in January – after Friday night, let''s hope it''s not Marlon Harewood.

Mind you, we''ve heard all this before from these founts of all bulls**t…heard the one about John Hartson signing in the summer? Well he was apparently, until he remembered that Celtic could offer him about three times more money and Champions'' League football.

So to all you footballers out there, if you really must read what the morons have got to say about you, follow a few ground rules.

Know your subject…read the sites properly, get to know the morons from the 10 per cent of sensible posters with fully functioning brains, and ignore the morons – they''re really quite easy to spot.

We have just as much right to express our opinion on our club as anyone else!  The Man can f**k off

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Whereas I find the Man''s latest column to be spot on

Where exactly does he say that you don''t have "just as much right to express our opinion on our club as anyone else"?

Answer? He doesn''t.

He is highlighting those people who hide anonymously behind internet message boards to spout rubbish & make hideously offensive comments. First Wizard is more than happy to, as he sees it, "name and shame" those players/members of the board/management he depises (and if you think "despises" is too strong a word, check out his comments about Holty''s injury), so why shouldn''t he be put in the spotlight too?

Essentially this is what free speech is all about. I would defend anyone''s right to make derogatory comment on this messageboard if that''s what floats their boat, but at the same time you have to be prepared to take the flak that comes your way as a result.

The Man is exercising *his* right to free speech, not trying to censor yours. Just because his comments touch a nerve, doesn''t mean he doesn''t have the right to make them.... 

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Someone must of slagged his alias off on he board, infact I''ve always suspected our freind Lozza/The joker as being a "city" fan (not)... perhaps it''s this guy... wouldn''t be at all suprised...

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I havent read this article until now, but in response to Joe Kinnear!!

First Joe Kinnear slams the “morons” who, a renegade Forest fan''s website says, he claims are “pondlife who hide behind computer screens while living out their sad fantasy lives by shamelessly criticising those above them”. (Above them?)

Without this "pondlife" there''s no audience, which means there''s no market, which means, yep, you guessed it joe, no money and no job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hows that for a fantasy!!

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why is wiz the only one to be mentioned on here every one has opinions whether they are right or wrong and considering a pay week in week out to watch my team i will always support them and praise them when necessary but when i feel like it i will say what the **** i like.

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[quote]From tonights Pink''Un JUST IGNORE THOSE SAD INTERNET MORONS THERE''S growing evidence that footballers actually read and get quite annoyed and upset about what people write about them on internet mes...[/quote]

DD: Wow!, infamy infamy, everyone''s got in for me!.

The day I start worrying about that hack ''Man in the stand'', is the day I pack it all in.

Like all good jurno''s, I trust he didn''t mention my sincere apology anywhere in his piece?.

No, thought not!!.

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[quote]Whereas I find the Man''s latest column to be spot on Where exactly does he say that you don''t have "just as much right to express our opinion on our club as anyone else"? Answer? He doesn''t. He is...[/quote]

Just were do you get off Westminster?.

At no time have I, as you suggest, said I despise Gary Holt, did you not read my sincere retraction of my unfortunate original comments, I don''t so.

I cannot keep saying sorry, for ever.

But you and the man want the pound of flesh as well.

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[quote]Whereas I find the Man''s latest column to be spot on Where exactly does he say that you don''t have "just as much right to express our opinion on our club as anyone else"? Answer? He doesn''t. He is...[/quote]

Westminster Canary

It''s pretty rich to say that he is trying to highlight people who "hide behind internet message boards" when he writes a column in the main Norwich City newspaper of the week and doesn''t even reveal his name!!

Taking 5 minutes I found several quotes from The Man''s column.  "Holt''s injury a blessing in disguise", "The Man not impressed with Helveg at right back.....When he''s pulled the green and yellow shirt on Helveg simply hasn''t done enough to justify selection." and when referring to the diamond..."The Man is not at all happy with Nigel Worthington''s favourite new hobby – turning an entertaining team playing attacking football into a boring and negative side playing the sort of football that would make Gary Megson proud."

I could very easily go on.  I would be prepared to bet that more Norwich players read the Pink''Un newspaper every week than come on here.  So why are we being highlighted for knocking players and management when he does exactly the same thing?  If he''s p***ed off with people who hide behind their nicknames on the net, why does he do it too?  I''m not ashamed of who I am.  I have met several posters in the flesh and would give them exactly the views and opinions as I do on here

If he cared to read these boards on a regular basis, he would find that over 90% of the threads and discussion on here is good, fun debate about Norwich City, not childish c**p you see on other forums.

It''s a web site for Norwich City fans, all of which we are.  I know The Man is a Norwich fan too but he shouldn''t be so spectacularly hypocritical and not expect some backlash

Rant over 

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[quote]Westminster Canary It''s pretty rich to say that he is trying to highlight people who "hide behind internet message boards" when he writes a column in the main Norwich City newspaper of the week and d...[/quote]

DD: You''ve put it far better than I ever could mate, I have read those moronic comments of his, but will he retract it?, will he hell!!.

Before telling us about the state of our back garden, he should get out into his own with a bloody big shovel!.

''Man in the stands'', is taking the word ''pathetic'' to new leval.

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[quote]That article is spot on...especially in regard to 1st Wizard![/quote]

Campbell: You''re response is so predicable its bloody hilarious mate.

But rest assured, my feelings towards you, are entirely mutual!.

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We all have the right to post (within common decency) what we like and long may that continue.

I am not a prolific poster as many on this board but I usually enjoy my visits far more than reading the column penned from the anonymous "Man"

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[quote]Campbell: You''re response is so predicable its bloody hilarious mate. But rest assured, my feelings towards you, are entirely mutual!.[/quote]

If the article is spot on with regard to the absolute rubbish that you spout almost continuously, then I have to say that the article is spot on! So it would be quite predictable for me to say that!

You offer nothing to these boards that is sensible and constructive; you pretend to be a Wizard for christs sake! I''ve come to the conclusion you''re either a 14 year old on a wind-up, or you genuinely need psychiatric help.

By the way, do you remember when you made a threat against my life? No, I haven''t forgotten it either. Death threats are a serious crime, whether you''re claiming to do it by spell/wizardry or not! I am sure the Police would love to hear about it; using a telecommunications system in an inappropriate manner is a crime too. Maybe I should make a dossier of all your inappropriate and calumniatory posts...dossiers seem to be in vogue at the moment.

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[quote]If the article is spot on with regard to the absolute rubbish that you spout almost continuously, then I have to say that the article is spot on! So it would be quite predictable for me to say that!...[/quote]

Are you for real Campbell?.

And you have the bare faced cheek to suggest I''ve threatened your life with magic!. And that I need psychiatric help.

If either of us needs expert help my friend, then it sure as hell ain''t me!.

If you can find this alleged death threat I made, then I would be amased.

Ye Gods, I''m left speechless about your post, I really am!.  

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Campbell: You make a very bad mistake if you think the 1st wizard is only pretending at being a wizard my little friend. 

The last fool who made that fatal error is now swimming with all the other little tadpoles at the bottom of his local pond!.

Remember that post now Wizard?

To break down what you''re implying: So I''m making a very bad mistake, and in your own words, it''s a ''fatal'' one. Also, I''m a fool! You''re implying that doubting you claims to be a ''Wizard'' would lead to my ''death''...if it wasn''t such a serious thing to say, then I would be laughing about it.

Care to explain what you did mean by this post if it wasn''t a death threat?! This whole ''Wizard'' thing may get you into a lot of trouble one day...!

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And the winner for taking a post completely out of context is............CAMBPELL! well done mate in no way does that post constitute a death threat your accusations are also very serioius, you are the weakest link, GET OUT!

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[quote]Campbell: You make a very bad mistake if you think the 1st wizard is only pretending at being a wizard my little friend. The last fool who made that fatal error is now swimming with all the ot...[/quote]

Are you deliberately trying to be stupid Campbell?  Or are you actually that naturally dumb?

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WOW!Where was I when this thread got completely out of control!Oh yeah I must have been up the other end of the pond hiding behind a bullrush!!

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That''s your interpretation Mr Whitman, and until 1st Wizard explains what he/she meant by his/her comments, then I have nothing else to go on other than the words 1st Wizard used.

I do not appreciate it being implied that I am ''a fool'' or being told I''m making a ''fatal error'' -The use of the word ''fatal'' here is highly worrying...there was just no need for that post whatsoever.

This is not the first time 1st Wizard has made comments that are highly offensive and insensitive.

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[quote]Campbell: You make a very bad mistake if you think the 1st wizard is only pretending at being a wizard my little friend. The last fool who made that fatal error is now swimming with all the ot...[/quote]

Campbell,

Wizard called you his little friend, a term of endearment surely, and suggesting you may be swimming with the tadpoles hardly constitutes a a death threat does it?

This cant be a serious post

 

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I find The Man''s latest column no more offensive than many of the posts on this forum. After all he''s as entitled to his opinion as much as anyone else. Opinion on virtually every player at the club is divided (Helveg, Holt, Drury, Svennson, Edworthy, Bentley are regular topics) and its quite amusing to see big sways in opinions arising from single performances. Players appear to heroes one week and villains the next while other posters are so entrenched in their views that a player can do no right or wrong. What I do say though, is that from reactions of fans home and away this forum is not an unrepresentative sample of Norwich support in general.

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Campbell - Get a life - If you think the Wiz''s remark was a death threat then I think you should get a sense of humour transplant.  I like most people laughed when I read that and took the remark for the way it was intended - A JOKE!!!!

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I wanna get back to the main jist of this thread and say that I agree with the ''Man In The Stands''. There are a lot of people on here who just spout off a hell of a lot of crap. People who just come up with different rumours or threads which do not have much point. But also there are people who use the boards to discuss valid points. This is a good place to discuss opinions on tactics, player performances etc. Sometimes it goes a bit far and i guess that is why 1st wizards name got mentioned. I cant believe people are getting this wound up about something so small though but maybe this message board is what some of these posters get up in the morning for??

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let''s calm down and be nice...

...or I will kill you all!!!!

lol:

I reckon we can allow the man in the stands his opinion without getting so upset. If he doesn''t like these boards that is his problem. Why make it yours??

(Do I count as the ten percent with decent comments or a moron?)

 

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The Man is spot-on.And as for 1st W*****, to reply to a few of your many posts,''The day I start worrying about that hack ''Man in the stand'', is the day I pack it all in.'' Can you start worrying please?... and ''Ye Gods, I''m left speechless about your post, I really am!'' If only...

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Rather than getting bogged down in all this personal stuff we should all just remember the motto "he who lives by the sword dies by the sword". No, that''s not a death threat to anyone but it means that if you post inflamatory stuff you should expect some stuff in return. I think the Man raises an interesting point that it is easy to hide behind an imagined identity and come up with all sorts of rubbish which may not help the club or its players. But if you do that then you have to take some stick back. The only bit that smacks of hypocrisy is that the Man is himself an imaginary identity yet seems not to have realised the inherent double standard he/she/it applies.

If the players get upset by stuff they read on here then they shouldn''t buy a newspaper, listen to a radio phone in or read any other websites for fear of being offended. They get big money these days and much of this goes with the territory of being part of the biggest entertainment business in the world.

BTW I don''t always agree with 1st Wizard but much of his stuff is highly entertaining. And that''s why we (or at least I) visit this Board.

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