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What if a meteorite hits Carrow Road?

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Just imagine the damage this would do to the club, its supporters, the players and our proud reputation and heritage!FFS, the board must go now before this happens!

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[quote user="Mister Chops"]Just imagine the damage this would do to the club, its supporters, the players and our proud reputation and heritage!

FFS, the board must go now before this happens!

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Worse, you''d have to groundshare with Ipswich for the rest of the season![:|]

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[quote user="Camuldonum"]

[quote user="Mister Chops"]Just imagine the damage this would do to the club, its supporters, the players and our proud reputation and heritage!

FFS, the board must go now before this happens!

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Worse, you''d have to groundshare with Ipswich for the rest of the season![:|]

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It would make a change for Portman Road to see a crowd then!

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It''s of little matter I think.  In the real world the insurance company would claim that it was an Act of God and rat out of paying up.[:O]

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[quote user="Camuldonum"]It''s of little matter I think.  In the real world the insurance company would claim that it was an Act of God and rat out of paying up.[:O][/quote]

Paul Lambert becoming our manager was an Act of God which is why we have rat out of paying up to you Cam.

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Radio Norfolk are holding a special Canary Call on Monday re the meteorite strike and what effect it will have on the squads ability to achieve promotion.

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[quote user="grantroederdisaster"]

Most of the world would be destroyed!

The fact it hit Carrow Road would be rather lost after the human race was wiped out!

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In that case do you think the nasty rock thingy from outer space would mind waiting until after the end of the season ?

I''d quite like to know if we get promoted.....

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[quote user="Camuldonum"]

[quote user="Mister Chops"]Just imagine the damage this would do to the club, its supporters, the players and our proud reputation and heritage!

FFS, the board must go now before this happens!

[/quote]

Worse, you''d have to groundshare with Ipswich for the rest of the season![:|]

[/quote]

I''d sooner ground share with Lowestoft

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[quote user="grantroederdisaster"]

Most of the world would be destroyed!

 

The fact it hit Carrow Road would be rather lost after the human race was wiped out!

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Not all meteors come in Apocalypse Size only...

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[quote user="Mustachio Furioso"][quote user="grantroederdisaster"]

Most of the world would be destroyed!

 

The fact it hit Carrow Road would be rather lost after the human race was wiped out!

[/quote]

Not all meteors come in Apocalypse Size only...

[/quote]Indeed. And I believe the Vogons have developed a "smart" meteorite that can destroy just a corner of a ground (where, for example, there might be something like a hotel) and leave everything else standing...

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[quote user="PurpleCanary"][quote user="Mustachio Furioso"][quote user="grantroederdisaster"]

Most of the world would be destroyed!

 

The fact it hit Carrow Road would be rather lost after the human race was wiped out!

[/quote]

Not all meteors come in Apocalypse Size only...

[/quote]Indeed. And I believe the Vogons have developed a "smart" meteorite that can destroy just a corner of a ground (where, for example, there might be something like a hotel) and leave everything else standing...[/quote]Even worse, I''ve heard they''re developing an APBD (advanced poetry broadcast device). Doesn''t bear thinking about.

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[quote user="ron obvious"][quote user="PurpleCanary"][quote user="Mustachio Furioso"][quote user="grantroederdisaster"]

Most of the world would be destroyed!

 

The fact it hit Carrow Road would be rather lost after the human race was wiped out!

[/quote]

Not all meteors come in Apocalypse Size only...

[/quote]Indeed. And I believe the Vogons have developed a "smart" meteorite that can destroy just a corner of a ground (where, for example, there might be something like a hotel) and leave everything else standing...[/quote]Even worse, I''ve heard they''re developing an APBD (advanced poetry broadcast device). Doesn''t bear thinking about.[/quote]I think I''ve already heard that being tested over the tannoy at Carrow Road!

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[quote user="Mister Chops"]Just imagine the damage this would do to the club, its supporters, the players and our proud reputation and heritage!FFS, the board must go now before this happens![/quote]Its ok, we would just have to worry about where to play home games.If it wasnt a garden shed id suggest turfing Colechister Village out and telling them to go down the park.

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[quote user="PurpleCanary"][quote user="ron obvious"][quote user="PurpleCanary"][quote user="Mustachio Furioso"][quote user="grantroederdisaster"]

Most of the world would be destroyed!

 

The fact it hit Carrow Road would be rather lost after the human race was wiped out!

[/quote]

Not all meteors come in Apocalypse Size only...

[/quote]

Indeed. And I believe the Vogons have developed a "smart" meteorite that can destroy just a corner of a ground (where, for example, there might be something like a hotel) and leave everything else standing...[/quote]

Even worse, I''ve heard they''re developing an APBD (advanced poetry broadcast device). Doesn''t bear thinking about.

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I think I''ve already heard that being tested over the tannoy at Carrow Road![/quote]

 

I was personally quite upset when  Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz quit as Chief Executive to read his poems to the Scottish FA. Having said that, getting Spock''s evil twin as a replacement was a real coup!

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I''m new today to posting on this site, and have noticed a recent increase is rather odd threads. There was those "Is * settled" which got a bit out of hand, and the "Can Holt get * goals" did too. Just wondering if that happens much? [^o)]

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[quote user="Wookie"]I''m new today to posting on this site, and have noticed a recent increase is rather odd threads. There was those "Is * settled" which got a bit out of hand, and the "Can Holt get * goals" did too. Just wondering if that happens much? [^o)] [/quote]Not usually, it''s just we''re not used to winning games and being in a decent place in the league.  Ergo we need something else to worry about, hence the imminent asteriod strike which NOBODY IS PREPARED FOR.

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[quote user="Beauseant"]

I was personally quite upset when  Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz quit as Chief Executive to read his poems to the Scottish FA. Having said that, getting Spock''s evil twin as a replacement was a real coup!

[/quote]That''s a blatant lie. Jeltz''s slime is a COMPLETELY different shade of green. My pet theory is that it was Zaphod, heavily disguised. He was certainly two-faced enough.

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