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Mole hills all over the pitch would straight away put an end to the silky passing football we are currenty playing.

We therefore have the wrong manager and would be much better off with a Bothroyd type long ball merchant.

This must be Delias fault. She and Mcnally shoud be hounded from our club as soon as possible.

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I''m more worried about the possibility of zombies coming out of the ground, I mean those archaeologists only did the area under one stand, didn''t they ?

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[quote user="blahblahblah"]I''m more worried about the possibility of zombies coming out of the ground, I mean those archaeologists only did the area under one stand, didn''t they ?[/quote]Crikey are you telling us then that we had archaelogists in at the ground and they didn''t even touch the end that''s built on the site of an ancient Indian burial ground??

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[quote user="Buckethead"][quote user="blahblahblah"]I''m more worried about the possibility of zombies coming out of the ground, I mean those archaeologists only did the area under one stand, didn''t they ?[/quote]Crikey are you telling us then that we had archaelogists in at the ground and they didn''t even touch the end that''s built on the site of an ancient Indian burial ground??[/quote]They would have gotten away with it if it wasn''t for those pesky kids...

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[quote user="blahblahblah"][quote user="Buckethead"][quote user="blahblahblah"]I''m more worried about the possibility of zombies coming out of the ground, I mean those archaeologists only did the area under one stand, didn''t they ?[/quote]Crikey are you telling us then that we had archaelogists in at the ground and they didn''t even touch the end that''s built on the site of an ancient Indian burial ground??[/quote]They would have gotten away with it if it wasn''t for those pesky kids...[/quote]

Zoinks! Rooby Roooooo!

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[quote user="GRFC"]

Mole hills all over the pitch would straight away put an end to the silky passing football we are currenty playing.

We therefore have the wrong manager and would be much better off with a Bothroyd type long ball merchant.

This must be Delias fault. She and Mcnally shoud be hounded from our club as soon as possible.

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Then we would use Astro turf, giving more power to the bounce, not good for the knee''s though   

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I would hope the meteorite would kill all the moles, one problem might be the collateral damage around though.

If the mole scenario happened the ability to hoof would be a necessity, therefore we would have to go out and sign two big centre backs that could blast the ball 60 or more yards bypassing the other players below.

We would also probably need to employ someone from the old Wimbledon days as a coach to get the finer specifics of the tactics across.

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