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Forster the hero again in penalty shoot out, healdine reads

Welcome to the House of....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Faser!! (obviously)

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[quote user="B-ru"]

Forster the hero again in penalty shoot out, healdine reads

Welcome to the House of....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Faser!! (obviously)

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Damn it, Fraser

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[quote user="Barbecued Bushmeat"]B-ru I think some of yours are just random sentences containing player puns.  I don''t think many are a headline waiting to happen imo.
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True, but I bet there is some geek at Archant licking his lips at some of them hoping that he can use them!!!

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For the next JPT match if we win it:

City''s Glossy performance puts City in Paint pot Area final.....

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[quote user="B-ru"]

[quote user="Barbecued Bushmeat"]B-ru I think some of yours are just random sentences containing player puns.  I don''t think many are a headline waiting to happen imo.
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True, but I bet there is some geek at Archant licking his lips at some of them hoping that he can use them!!!

[/quote]

£10 says there isn''t...

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Lappin'' up the praise

Simon Lappin has today thanked his manager for his support. After another fine performance v. Tranmere

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They all fail lamentably, regrettably.  Writing punning headlines is very difficult, made the more so by the page layout you have to fit the pun headline into. Character/space counts/point size and all that.

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[quote user="Dogger in playoffs"]Maric made in heaven


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Fairly sure we used that one before everyone realised he was rubbish.

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[quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"]

[quote user="Dogger in playoffs"]Maric made in heaven


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Fairly sure we used that one before everyone realised he was rubbish.

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Look forward to the "Maric is Rubbish" piece in the EDP then.......................

Or not, as the case may be.[:P]

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Daley dose of MacDonald''s makes Martin & co all yellow

An insight into some of the diets the Norwich players stick to, it has been revealed that Chris Martin, Luke Daley and Cody MacDonald all have a Happy Meal every day.

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Yellow Fever

While we are all celebrating last year''s promotion, yellow fever has been going around the City squad as well as the elated fans.

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It was all Yellow    

Chris Martin described the hords of Norwich fans at Wembley as a sea of yellow and green as far as the eye could see.

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Whiggins on the head

Another 1-0 win for City and it came form the head of Rhoys Wiggins...

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[quote user="Camuldonum"][quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"]

[quote user="Dogger in playoffs"]Maric made in heaven

[/quote]

Fairly sure we used that one before everyone realised he was rubbish.

[/quote]

 

Look forward to the "Maric is Rubbish" piece in the EDP then.......................

Or not, as the case may be.[:P]

[/quote]Or.."Could it be Maric? NO!"

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