Happy little canary 0 Posted November 19, 2009 I guess we''d better just get used to Delia as she''s going nowhere! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted November 19, 2009 Lay your headUpon your pillowFill your warm and tender bodyWith some wineHear the whisper of the raindropsBlowing soft against the windowAnd make believe you love herOne more timeFor the good times [U][W] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted November 19, 2009 [U][U][U][U][U]I''d say goodbye to loveThere are no tomorrows for this heart of mineSurely time will lose these bitter memoriesAnd I''ll find that there is someone to believe inAnd to live for something I could live for All the years of useless searchHave finally reached an endLoneliness and empty days will be my only friendFrom this day love is forgottenI''ll go on as best I can What lies in the future is a mystery to us allNo one can predict the wheel of fortune as it fallsThere may come a time when I will see that I''ve been wrongBut for now this is my song And it''s goodbye to loveI''ll say goodbye to love [U][U][U][U][U] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbert 0 Posted November 19, 2009 Dah pretty ladies around the world Got a weird thing to show you, So tell all the boys and girls. Tell your brother, your sister And mama too, cause they''re About to go down And you''ll know just what to do. Wave your hands in the air Like you don''t care, glide by The People as they start to look and stare. Do you dance, do your dance quick Mama, come on baby, tell me what''s The Word, ah '' word up, Everybody say when you hear the call You got to get it underway, Word up, it''s the code word, No matter where you say it, You''ll know that you''l be heard. Now all you sucker. D.J.''s Who think you''re fly There''s got to be a reason And we know the reason why. And act real cool But you got to realise That you''re acting like fools. If there''s music we can use it We need to dance. We don''t have that time For psychological romance No romance No romance No romance for me mama Come on baby tell me what''s the word. Ah '' word up, Everybody say when you hear the call You got to get it underway. Dial ''L'' for low... Come on, all you people say... Word up ''word up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FilletTheFishWife . 0 Posted November 19, 2009 if we''re just going to quote lyrics ...http://www.elyrics.net/read/m/macc-lads-lyrics/sweatty-betty-lyrics.htmlenjoy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herman 9,710 Posted November 19, 2009 [quote user="FilletTheFishWife ."]if we''re just going to quote lyrics ... http://www.elyrics.net/read/m/macc-lads-lyrics/sweatty-betty-lyrics.html enjoy[/quote]Oh God,i have that album on blue vinyl somewhere[:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted November 19, 2009 Any time you’re Lambert wayAny evening, any day,You’ll find us allDoin’ the Lambert walk.Ev’ry little Lambert galWith her little Lambert pal,You’ll find ‘em allDoin’ the Lambert walk.Ev’rything free and easy,Do as darn well pleasey,Why don’t you make your way there?Go there, stay there,Once you get down Lambert wayEv’ry evening, ev’ry day,You’ll find yourselfDoin’ the Lambert walk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,615 Posted November 19, 2009 WE GOTTA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR THIS LOVE [8]Not the same? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted November 19, 2009 If sullivan is the only other game in town, surely it''s better the devil you know ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chicken 0 Posted November 19, 2009 [quote user="blahblahblah"]If sullivan is the only other game in town, surely it''s better the devil you know ?[/quote]Especially when he talks of ''saving'' a club before he has even taken over it. To me it sounds more like, give me a 50% discount and call me your saviour or you can forget about your money.Now I don''t want to be contraversial here but I don''t think Delia has even suggested she saved our club - a lot of fans may have suggested that she did but I dont think she has herself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,498 Posted November 19, 2009 had a love affair with Deliain the back of my Cortinaa seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscenershe took me to the cleanersand other misdemeanoursbut I got right up between herrum and her Ribenawell, you ask Joyce and Vicki ............pace Ian dury R.I.P. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted November 19, 2009 [quote user="ron obvious"]had a love affair with Deliain the back of my Cortinaa seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscenershe took me to the cleanersand other misdemeanoursbut I got right up between herrum and her Ribenawell, you ask Joyce and Vicki ............pace Ian dury R.I.P.[/quote] Quality stuff Ron. I had the great pleasure of watching the great man''s former bass player, Norman Watt-Roy, playing with the wonderful Wilko Johnson last weekend. He''s still got it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,498 Posted November 19, 2009 [quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="ron obvious"]had a love affair with Deliain the back of my Cortinaa seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscenershe took me to the cleanersand other misdemeanoursbut I got right up between herrum and her Ribenawell, you ask Joyce and Vicki ............pace Ian dury R.I.P.[/quote] Quality stuff Ron. I had the great pleasure of watching the great man''s former bass player, Norman Watt-Roy, playing with the wonderful Wilko Johnson last weekend. He''s still got it![/quote]The good un''s never lose it, Beau. One of my deepest regrets is never having seen Ian & Block''eds live.His lyrics used to blow me away. The way he could go from sacred to profane to banal & back again in the space of a few lines was incredible:"If I was with a woman I''d never ask her questionsBut if she did not want me to I wouldIf I was with a woman I''d offer my indifferenceAnd make quite sure she never understoodIf I was with a woman I''d threaten to unload herEvery time she asked me to explainIf I was with a woman she''d have to learn to cherishThe purity and depth of my disdainLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLook at them laughingLaughing, laughing ......" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted November 19, 2009 you can''t buy what the owner doesnt want to sell.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,278 Posted November 19, 2009 It''s her club..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lynn canary 0 Posted November 19, 2009 Parody of wominiser by britney spears, now it''s lorry driver by shiftiy gears.Lyrics:You''re a manWho knows exactly where he''s goinOn the roadWith all your eighteen wheels a'' rollinYou deliver milk or sandor pigs or paint across the landThat''s what you doWhat you do, misterA workin manYou drive a wagon for a livinArrive on timeCos that''s important when deliverin''Bread or bikes or garden chairsor sheds or beds or dancing bearsThat''s what you doWhat you do, misterLorry driver, lorry, lorry driverYou''re a lorry driverOh, lorry driver, ohYou''re a lorry driver, misterHorn, get out ofHorn Horn, the wayLorry driver, lorry driverLorry driverEating sausage rolls and cornish pastiescrisps and jaffa cakesDrinking coffee and some red bullon your scheduled tacho breaksYou work awayFor several daysLife on the roadYou''re a lorry driverLive behind the wheelYou drive from Devon up to AberdeenPull off at the servicesfor diesel and nuts magazineYou read the SunAnd have a saggy bumEveryone can tellYou''re a lorry driverTrucker manYou crunch the miles to make a dollarIt''s just a shameYou''ve got the body of Rik WallerYou should be on Slimfastyou spend your life sat on your assBut that''s the way it isThe way it is misterOff you goYou''ve had a kip and had your dinnerAnd hung up yourNew centrefold of Lucy PinderYou''re the greatest driverfuelled by Yorkie bars and TizerThat''s the way you rollThe way you roll misterLorry driver, lorry, lorry driverYou''re a lorry driverOh, lorry driver, ohYou''re a lorry driver, misterHorn, get out ofHorn Horn, the wayLorry driver, lorry driverLorry driverEating sausage rolls and cornish pastiescrisps and jaffa cakesDrinking coffee and some Red Bullon your scheduled tacho breaksYou work awayFor several daysLife on the roadYou''re a lorry driverLive behind the wheelYou drive from Devon up to AberdeenPull off at the servicesfor diesel and Nuts MagazineYou read the SunAnd have a saggy bumEveryone can tellYou''re a Lorry DriverMaybe if I didn''t drive a truck for my workMy wife would look like Jordan rather than Pauline QuirkeAnd she does a bit, a little bitLorry driver, lorry, lorry driverYou''re a lorry driverOh, lorry driver, ohYou''re a lorry driver, misterHorn, get out ofHorn Horn, the wayLorry driver, lorry driverLorry driverEating sausage rolls and cornish pastiescrisps and jaffa cakesDrinking coffee and some Red Bullon your scheduled tacho breaksYou work awayFor several daysLife on the roadYou''re a lorry driverLive behind the wheelYou drive from Devon up to AberdeenPull off at the servicesfor diesel and Nuts MagazineYou read the SunAnd have a saggy bumEveryone can tellYou''re a Lorry DriverEating sausage rolls and cornish pastiescrisps and jaffa cakesDrinking coffee and some Red Bullon your scheduled tacho breaksLorry driver, lorry, lorry driverYou''re a lorry driverOh, lorry driver, ohYou''re a lorry driver, mister Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,509 Posted November 20, 2009 [8]Ever and ever, forever and ever she''ll be the one[A]As the memories fade of Bryan Gunn[:S]Ever and ever, forever and ever you’ll want her out[:''(]But she won‘t sell, the sozzled trout.[D] Cullum was just your imagination.[6]She’s your dream come true, she’s your salvation.[A] Ever and ever, forever and ever she’ll pick the team,[H]And Doherty‘s the recurring theme.[:''(]Ever and ever, forever and ever our destiny[ip]Will follow her own recipe. [^] Sullivan is just imagination.[6]She’s your dream come true, she’s your salvation.[A] Ever and ever, forever and ever she''ll be the one[A]As the memories fade of Bryan Gunn[:S]Ever and ever, forever and ever you’ll want her out[:''(]But she won‘t sell, the sozzled trout.[D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camuldonum 0 Posted November 20, 2009 Okay, on behalf of the classical lot: GIRLS WERE MADE TO LOVE AND KISSFrom the Operetta "Paganini" (1925)(Franz Lehár)(Original libretto by Paul Knepler & Béla Jenbach)(English adaptations by A.P. Herbert & Harry Dexter (1937), and by David Kram & Dennis Olsen) As recorded by Richard Tauber: Girls were made to love and kissAnd who am I to interfere with this?Is it well? Who can tell?But I know the good Lord made it so Am I ashamed to follow nature’s way?Shall I be blamed if God has made me gay?Does it pay? Who can say?I’m a man and kiss her when I can Yet I have suffered in love’s great deepsI know the passion that never sleepsI know the longing and wronging of heartsThe hope that flatters and shatters and smarts I suffer still but I sleep at nightsMan cannot always be on the heightsAnd when our aching and breaking is doneFlirting is jolly, it’s folly, but fun Girls were made to love and kissAnd who am I to interfere with this?Does it pay? Who can say?I’m a man and kiss her when I can PS: Gay was something else in 1925[:|] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camuldonum 0 Posted November 20, 2009 PS: in your last stanza it needs an "old" trout because otherwise it will not scan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,509 Posted November 20, 2009 [quote user="Camuldonum"]PS: Gay was something else in 1925[:|][/quote]So were Dick & Fanny[:O] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted November 20, 2009 [quote user="nutty nigel"][8]Ever and ever, forever and ever she''ll be the one[A]As the memories fade of Bryan Gunn[:S]Ever and ever, forever and ever you’ll want her out[:''(]But she won‘t sell, the sozzled trout.[D] Cullum was just your imagination.[6]She’s your dream come true, she’s your salvation.[A] Ever and ever, forever and ever she’ll pick the team,[H]And Doherty‘s the recurring theme.[:''(]Ever and ever, forever and ever our destiny[ip]Will follow her own recipe. [^] Sullivan is just imagination.[6]She’s your dream come true, she’s your salvation.[A] Ever and ever, forever and ever she''ll be the one[A]As the memories fade of Bryan Gunn[:S]Ever and ever, forever and ever you’ll want her out[:''(]But she won‘t sell, the sozzled trout.[D] [/quote]OMG! Worrrrthhyyyy............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG! Where are you.............????????????????????[:''(][:''(][:''(]................................[:''(][:''(][*-)]OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites