Mister Chops 7 Posted November 7, 2009 Scores goals, makes goals, holds it up, lays it off, puts himself about, defends deep, never stops. And responds to oppo taunts of "You fat b@stard" by showing off his belly.* No, I don''t want to bum him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,278 Posted November 7, 2009 [quote user="Mister Chops"]Scores goals, makes goals, holds it up, lays it off, puts himself about, defends deep, never stops. And responds to oppo taunts of "You fat b@stard" by showing off his belly.* No, I don''t want to bum him. [/quote]Just tongues? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,016 Posted November 7, 2009 Gotta say that goal celebration was A*Think he even got some cheers from the Paulton fans with that one ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted November 7, 2009 Seconded Chopsy! There''s nothing better than ramming opponents taunts down their throats! Love it! [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted November 7, 2009 [quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Mister Chops"]Scores goals, makes goals, holds it up, lays it off, puts himself about, defends deep, never stops. And responds to oppo taunts of "You fat b@stard" by showing off his belly.* No, I don''t want to bum him. [/quote]Just tongues?[/quote]Nah, I''d let him feel my nipples. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lineo 0 Posted November 7, 2009 hahahacandidate for the best celebration ever, I laughed a lot! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted November 7, 2009 [quote user="Mister Chops"]Scores goals, makes goals, holds it up, lays it off, puts himself about, defends deep, never stops. And responds to oppo taunts of "You fat b@stard" by showing off his belly.* No, I don''t want to bum him. [/quote]Awwwww Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,278 Posted November 7, 2009 [quote user="Mister Chops"][quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Mister Chops"]Scores goals, makes goals, holds it up, lays it off, puts himself about, defends deep, never stops. And responds to oppo taunts of "You fat b@stard" by showing off his belly.* No, I don''t want to bum him. [/quote]Just tongues?[/quote]Nah, I''d let him feel my nipples.[/quote]Are they greased? [8] "Aureole! Aureole! Oh way, oh way, oh way!...Aureole! Aureole! Oh way, oh way, oh way!" [8] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted November 7, 2009 Great stuff from Holty, and a pretty professional performance all round. Loved the celebration almost as much as ITV picking up the Paulton supporter shouting "You fat cunt" next to the effects mike!It''s also really ITV''s build up of a potential giantkilling.Can I suggest that if Holty gets 30 this season he''s allowed to have his way with Chopsy in the centre circle of a packed Carra? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted November 7, 2009 [quote user="Beauseant"]Great stuff from Holty, and a pretty professional performance all round. Loved the celebration almost as much as ITV picking up the Paulton supporter shouting "You fat cunt" next to the effects mike!It''s also really ITV''s build up of a potential giantkilling.Can I suggest that if Holty gets 30 this season he''s allowed to have his way with Chopsy in the centre circle of a packed Carra?[/quote]Christ alive, ya know what his nickname is don''t ya? [:D]<<limps away legs crossed>> [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauseant 0 Posted November 7, 2009 [quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="Beauseant"] Great stuff from Holty, and a pretty professional performance all round. Loved the celebration almost as much as ITV picking up the Paulton supporter shouting "You fat cunt" next to the effects mike!It''s also really ITV''s build up of a potential giantkilling.Can I suggest that if Holty gets 30 this season he''s allowed to have his way with Chopsy in the centre circle of a packed Carra?[/quote]Christ alive, ya know what his nickname is don''t ya? [:D]<<limps away legs crossed>> [:$][/quote] Yeah, forgot that. Perhaps we can have a whip round to get a tub of industrial strength Vaseline for Mister C?[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted November 7, 2009 [quote user="Beauseant"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="Beauseant"] Great stuff from Holty, and a pretty professional performance all round. Loved the celebration almost as much as ITV picking up the Paulton supporter shouting "You fat cunt" next to the effects mike!It''s also really ITV''s build up of a potential giantkilling.Can I suggest that if Holty gets 30 this season he''s allowed to have his way with Chopsy in the centre circle of a packed Carra?[/quote]Christ alive, ya know what his nickname is don''t ya? [:D]<<limps away legs crossed>> [:$][/quote] Yeah, forgot that. Perhaps we can have a whip round to get a tub of industrial strength Vaseline for Mister C?[;)][/quote]Hahahaha and a general anasthetic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cayra 0 Posted November 7, 2009 What was the celebration? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted November 7, 2009 [quote user="Cayra"]What was the celebration?[/quote]lol some of the oppo fans were taking the wet out of him being large boned, so when he scored his goal celebration he lifted his shirt and showed his belly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted November 7, 2009 lol it was funny.How Australia Cayra? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lambo 0 Posted November 7, 2009 Grant Holt is a bloody hero!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longy 1 Posted November 7, 2009 I deffo have a man crush on the big man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted November 7, 2009 [quote user="Mister Chops"]Scores goals, makes goals, holds it up, lays it off, puts himself about, defends deep, never stops. And responds to oppo taunts of "You fat b@stard" by showing off his belly.* No, I don''t want to bum him. [/quote]I love the passion Chops......even from you![Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted November 7, 2009 [quote user="Beauseant"]Can I suggest that if Holty gets 30 this season he''s allowed to have his way with Chopsy in the centre circle of a packed Carra?[/quote]You can certainly suggest it, but there''s not enough alcohol in the world. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay Kid 0 Posted November 7, 2009 You Gotta Love Him! [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,095 Posted November 7, 2009 Grant Holt is what we have needed since Iwan Roberts left.Could go on to be a bigger hero than him too.On the subject of Roberts and goal celebrations (mentioned previously in this thread) I still remember fondly Roberts ''Kuqi'' style celebration then when Fleming scored about 2 minutes later he did the same lol good times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beatle 0 Posted November 7, 2009 Grant Holt is a f+#*ing legend already!Up there with Iwan! OTBC! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
O.T.B.C 0 Posted November 7, 2009 MFW reckons he is orft in Jan, well his Twitter does. Hope not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted November 7, 2009 [quote user="Canaries in Bed"]MFW reckons he is orft in Jan, well his Twitter does. Hope not.[/quote]Bugger I hope not CIB, even Ashton stayed longer than that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted November 7, 2009 I like how after 2 mins he''s like fine and normal with no sweat...after 10 mins though he is all roughed up, dripping with sweat and looks as though he''s been playing for 80+ mins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites