Yellow Peril 4 Posted October 29, 2009 It looks like that wizard is giving everyone the finger . . . . . . . Oh my, is that actually First Wizard ? [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joanna Grey 0 Posted October 29, 2009 Essential reading; [URL=http://img242.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=27640_n29590_122_12lo.jpg][IMG]http://img242.imagevenue.com/loc12/th_27640_n29590_122_12lo.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanaryPurple 0 Posted October 29, 2009 Nutty''s statue of Wiz would go perfectly with this understated one of Delia... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted October 29, 2009 [img]http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CAN/6581~Beach-Bound-Flip-Flops-Posters.jpg[/img] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tangible Fixed Assets anyone? 0 Posted October 29, 2009 CanaryPurple,That "Delia" statue is in Russia.........Stalingrad or is it in St. Petersburg (Leningrad)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,352 Posted October 29, 2009 It''s in Russia commemorating the Battle of Stalingrad and is called The Motherland Calls (let''s be ''avin'' you)I learned all that at the EHS Tangie [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ron obvious 1,473 Posted October 29, 2009 [quote user="nutty nigel"]It''s in Russia commemorating the Battle of Stalingrad and is called The Motherland Calls (let''s be ''avin'' you)I learned all that at the EHS Tangie [;)] [/quote]Nice one! Bloody Hell she''s a big girl. I can just imagine that, suitably translated into Latin, rippling across the fold in her tunic."Nobiscum Deus" was apparently a Roman battle cry. My rusty Latin isn''t up to "let''s be ''avin" - I think "you" might be "te". Any Latin scholars here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted October 29, 2009 [quote user="CanaryPurple"]Nutty''s statue of Wiz would go perfectly with this understated one of Delia... [/quote]Nice, pert pair of tits.Is that statue carved from the same enormous piece of rock? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camuldonum 0 Posted October 29, 2009 [quote user="nutty nigel"]It''s in Russia commemorating the Battle of Stalingrad and is called The Motherland Calls (let''s be ''avin'' you)I learned all that at the EHS Tangie [;)] [/quote]And based on a local resident who is still alive so far as I know. The only problem with this marvellous work of art is that, in the tradition of Soviet building during the 1960''s, they forgot to fix her to the foundations. Sadly, she is now on the move and listing somewhat. At the moment only her weight is keeping her upright............[:|] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camuldonum 0 Posted October 29, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"][quote user="CanaryPurple"]Nutty''s statue of Wiz would go perfectly with this understated one of Delia...[/quote]Nice, pert pair of tits.Is that statue carved from the same enormous piece of rock?[/quote] You nearly didn''t get to see the pert pair.http://www.gateway2russia.com/st/art_168397.php Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nutty nigel 7,352 Posted October 29, 2009 [quote user="Camuldonum"][quote user="nutty nigel"] It''s in Russia commemorating the Battle of Stalingrad and is called The Motherland Calls (let''s be ''avin'' you)I learned all that at the EHS Tangie [;)] [/quote]And based on a local resident who is still alive so far as I know. The only problem with this marvellous work of art is that, in the tradition of Soviet building during the 1960''s, they forgot to fix her to the foundations. Sadly, she is now on the move and listing somewhat. At the moment only her weight is keeping her upright............[:|][/quote]That''s not caused by the foundations Cam! The listing is due to the cookin'' sherry [D][D][<:o)][+o(] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted October 29, 2009 [quote user="Yellow Fever"]It looks like that wizard is giving everyone the finger . . . . . . . Oh my, is that actually First Wizard ? [;)] [/quote]I can confirm having seen First wiz, it is not him lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanaryPurple 0 Posted October 29, 2009 Correctly identified, indeed. And thanks to Cam for for the extra info. The statue is situated on a hill that kept changing hands during the Battle of Stalingrad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Camuldonum 0 Posted October 29, 2009 This statue is awesome when you first see it. The Russians certainly know how to do memorials.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHvdJxQZxpI Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bill 1,788 Posted October 29, 2009 " Sadly, she is now on the move and listing somewhat. At the moment only her weight is keeping her upright.."Delia, likewise Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted October 29, 2009 Top idea Nutty........it gets my vote! [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted October 29, 2009 This is what they think of your ideas Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canaries Canary 0 Posted October 30, 2009 [quote user="Camuldonum"]This statue is awesome when you first see it. The Russians certainly know how to do memorials.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHvdJxQZxpI[/quote]...like a hotdog? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 863 Posted October 30, 2009 [quote user="Camuldonum"]This statue is awesome when you first see it. The Russians certainly know how to do memorials.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHvdJxQZxpI[/quote]Yes, she has a fine pair of memorials. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr.Carrow 367 Posted October 30, 2009 I want to see a replica of that Russian statue at CR.....Just swap the sword for a bottle of sherry and it`d be perfect [;)[ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted December 20, 2009 Apropos of nothing, but if anyone visits Budapest any time soon then you might find the "Statue Park" an inspirational place to visit. After the communist government were removed, all the giant (and I mean giant) statues were taken out of the capital and moved about 10 miles outside to a "theme park" full of communist statues.http://www.szoborpark.hu/index.php?Content=Szoborpark&Lang=en Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish Seller 0 Posted December 20, 2009 Nigel if you still want a wizard statue and have not been able to get access to hundreds of thousands of pounds of taxpayers money might I suggest a trip to your local garden centre? Available in a variety of poses including fishing, smoking a pipe, sitting on a wheelbarrow, listening to the radio and typing you''ll find a good selection of these cheeky chappies.[img]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/adrianastimola/medium_timothy_garden_gnome.jpg[/img]You''ll be surprised what a difference a lick of black paint and a few silver stars and crescents can make and yours for well under twenty quid including paint. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted December 21, 2009 [quote user="Buckethead"]Nigel if you still want a wizard statue and have not been able to get access to hundreds of thousands of pounds of taxpayers money might I suggest a trip to your local garden centre? Available in a variety of poses including fishing, smoking a pipe, sitting on a wheelbarrow, listening to the radio and typing you''ll find a good selection of these cheeky chappies.[img]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/adrianastimola/medium_timothy_garden_gnome.jpg[/img]You''ll be surprised what a difference a lick of black paint and a few silver stars and crescents can make and yours for well under twenty quid including paint.[/quote]Here you go, and it looks like me:[img]http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/5042137/wiz-main_Full.jpg[/img] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted December 21, 2009 [quote user="Buckethead"]Nigel if you still want a wizard statue and have not been able to get access to hundreds of thousands of pounds of taxpayers money might I suggest a trip to your local garden centre? Available in a variety of poses including fishing, smoking a pipe, sitting on a wheelbarrow, listening to the radio and typing you''ll find a good selection of these cheeky chappies.[img]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/adrianastimola/medium_timothy_garden_gnome.jpg[/img]You''ll be surprised what a difference a lick of black paint and a few silver stars and crescents can make and yours for well under twenty quid including paint.[/quote]Here you go, and iwt looks like me:[img]http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/5042137/wiz-main_Full.jpg[/img] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted December 21, 2009 [quote user="First Wizard"][quote user="Buckethead"]Nigel if you still want a wizard statue and have not been able to get access to hundreds of thousands of pounds of taxpayers money might I suggest a trip to your local garden centre? Available in a variety of poses including fishing, smoking a pipe, sitting on a wheelbarrow, listening to the radio and typing you''ll find a good selection of these cheeky chappies.[img]http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/adrianastimola/medium_timothy_garden_gnome.jpg[/img]You''ll be surprised what a difference a lick of black paint and a few silver stars and crescents can make and yours for well under twenty quid including paint.[/quote]Here you go, and iwt looks like me:[img]http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/5042137/wiz-main_Full.jpg[/img][/quote]You had a couple of goes without getting it correct. Were you trying to say, "Here you go, and twit looks like me." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
morty 0 Posted December 21, 2009 I don''t want one ta.Now if you market a voodoo doll........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted December 21, 2009 wrong forum [;)] ha ha really funny delia! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites