First Jedi 0 Posted September 30, 2009 When ever I can''t get to a game (which is relatively frequent, living in Brighton) I always listen to the games on the radio... last night I needed a "comfort break", so I sat down on the throne, and we scored 3...! Amazing!So from now on, I''m sticking to the bog until we''re a couple of goals up.I''d have been gutted had I not had speakers installed in the ceiling - not that I was in any position to jump up and down in celebration! :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,097 Posted September 30, 2009 brilliant...best post of the month so far! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Holt 522 Posted September 30, 2009 I''ve done that before as well. The worst thing is when you go to the toilet because you can''t bear to listen when we are winning by one in the last minute away from home! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romantic 0 Posted September 30, 2009 You must spend a lot of time on the throne if you''ve installed speakers in the ceiling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romantic 0 Posted September 30, 2009 Perhaps a really big spicy curry is in order for you on Friday night.... make sure you''re in the right place come 3pm on Saturday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="Romantic"]You must spend a lot of time on the throne if you''ve installed speakers in the ceiling?[/quote]It''s his mother-in-law bellowing through the right side of the ceiling while the wife hollers through the left. The "Norfolk version" of stereo sound. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted September 30, 2009 :D"You must spend a lot of time on the throne if you''ve installed speakers in the ceiling?"Actually, I embellished the truth and they were there when I bought the place. It''s a weird flat... in a converted church, with a stage in the living room, speakers in the bathroom ceiling, and a door in the top of the wall of the bedroom (above the entrance door) that leads to a storage room that was almost designed for nefarious horticultural activities! :D"Perhaps a really big spicy curry is in order for you on Friday night.... make sure you''re in the right place come 3pm on Saturday?"I''ll suggest that one to the missus! She was listening to the game while I was in the bog... when I finished I called out "Baby! I think I''m just gonna stay here for the rest of the game..." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romantic 0 Posted September 30, 2009 I think we should all club together and fit your dunny out with a live feed to Carrow Road. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted September 30, 2009 "I think we should all club together and fit your dunny out with a live feed to Carrow Road."Get me a live TV feed and I''ll commentate from the dunny! And I''ll change my name to "Flush Jedi"... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="First Jedi"]last night I needed a "comfort break", so I sat down on the throne, and we scored 3[/quote]Bet that brought you out in a flush! I wonder if others will be encouraged to "dump" their season tickets? Did you reckon there''d be any more after "number two or were you expecting a "turd"?YUK!"![:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="First Jedi"]last night I needed a "comfort break", so I sat down on the throne, and we scored 3[/quote]Bet that brought you out in a flush! I wonder if others will be encouraged to "dump" their season tickets? Did you reckon there''d be any more after "number two or were you expecting a "turd"?YUK!"![:$][/quote] I''ve jusr poo-pooed your statement [:P][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Horn 0 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="First Jedi"]last night I needed a "comfort break", so I sat down on the throne, and we scored 3[/quote]Bet that brought you out in a flush! I wonder if others will be encouraged to "dump" their season tickets? Did you reckon there''d be any more after "number two or were you expecting a "turd"?YUK!"![:$][/quote]I''ll get your coat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted September 30, 2009 "I''ve jusr poo-pooed your statement"I''ve just poo-poo''ed your poo-poo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="First Jedi"]"I''ve jusr poo-pooed your statement" I''ve just poo-poo''ed your poo-poo![/quote] [:O] How could you, I think thats really a crappy thing to do [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkbroadslim 223 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="First Jedi"]When ever I can''t get to a game (which is relatively frequent, living in Brighton) I always listen to the games on the radio... last night I needed a "comfort break", so I sat down on the throne, and we scored 3...! Amazing! So from now on, I''m sticking to the bog until we''re a couple of goals up. I''d have been gutted had I not had speakers installed in the ceiling - not that I was in any position to jump up and down in celebration! :D[/quote]You were on the toilet for at least 6 minutes?[:^)][O] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted September 30, 2009 "Well, then, damn it all! What more evidence do you need? The pooh-poohing alone is a court martial offense" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="norfolkbroadslim"][quote user="First Jedi"]When ever I can''t get to a game (which is relatively frequent, living in Brighton) I always listen to the games on the radio... last night I needed a "comfort break", so I sat down on the throne, and we scored 3...! Amazing! So from now on, I''m sticking to the bog until we''re a couple of goals up. I''d have been gutted had I not had speakers installed in the ceiling - not that I was in any position to jump up and down in celebration! :D[/quote]You were on the toilet for at least 6 minutes?[:^)][O][/quote] Maybe it was a long job, wonder if he ''logged'' how long it was Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted September 30, 2009 "You were on the toilet for at least 6 minutes?"Including wiping time (I like to be through) and hand washing (with soap), yeah! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="First Jedi"]"Well, then, damn it all! What more evidence do you need? The pooh-poohing alone is a court martial offense"[/quote]But everyone poo-poos [:$] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted September 30, 2009 You gotta remember - you shouldn''t push - you actually damage the muscles in your colon - you should relax and let it come out naturally...... that and I had a bit of the old "prick-stick effect" when wiping... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted September 30, 2009 I meant to say "prit-stick effect" :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
B-ru 0 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="First Jedi"]last night I needed a "comfort break", so I sat down on the throne, and we scored 3[/quote]Bet that brought you out in a flush! I wonder if others will be encouraged to "dump" their season tickets? Did you reckon there''d be any more after "number two or were you expecting a "turd"?YUK!"![:$][/quote]What does a mathematician do when he has constipation? He works it out with a pencil He was also working on his logarithm. You know when you rock form side to side to take the kids to the pool or sink the kursk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romantic 0 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="First Jedi"]I meant to say "prit-stick effect" :)[/quote]Way way way too much detail! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted September 30, 2009 Where''s Cam? I feel sure there''s a scoop for him in this thread somewhere! [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"]Where''s Cam? I feel sure there''s a scoop for him in this thread somewhere! [:)][/quote] Would that be a poop-scoop? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"]Where''s Cam? I feel sure there''s a scoop for him in this thread somewhere! [:)][/quote]And where''s nigel? He loves to talk of being off to clean the bogs - and has recently become fascinated with shitometers.Scope for a joint venture here, I''d say.OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarytom 0 Posted September 30, 2009 I suggest you book yourself in for a 90 minute clear out at 3pm on Saturday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted September 30, 2009 "shitometers"I''d have given myself a 6.5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarytom 0 Posted September 30, 2009 The one I did last week was a 10 out of 10. It gave true meaning to the phrase ''sh1tting bricks''! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Houston Canary 0 Posted September 30, 2009 [quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="First Jedi"]"I''ve jusr poo-pooed your statement" I''ve just poo-poo''ed your poo-poo![/quote] [:O] How could you, I think thats really a crappy thing to do [:P][/quote]Enough of this sh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites