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Carl Cort coming in on loan?

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I have heard from several different sources now that Carl Cort is supposed to be coming in on loan. Is there anyone who can honestly confirm this? I agree we need cover up front but I can''t take anymore of the Huckerby-style rumours. (Although they turned out to be true).

Does anyone know anything?

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Natalie,
Are you a receptionist at the nelson hotel and how long have you been there?

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You''re nearly right, I''ve just seen him this morning, doing the backstroke across Oulton Broad, where he is staying in a nearby rented tent. Honestly.

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yep, i''ve just seen him trying to hit a bull''s arse with a banjo outside the club car park

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No No Kolin, at that time he was beating me at floodlight marbles on Lowestoft beach, and he also said he''s playing against Sheffield Utd, so I know now that its true!.

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You''re wrong.I saw him at an internet cafe posting really unfunny ''I saw Carl Cort'' postings when the gag was cold after the first reply.

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I just saw him outside Carrow Road and he said he would love to join Norwich City as he thinks they will win the league this year. When I asked him what he thought he could bring to the club he said, "I do not give penalties away".

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I heard that he was out running on moushold heath with his personal trainer Ron Saunders

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I saw a bloke who looked a bit like David Beckham in Jarrolds. He must be a double for the real thing just checking out the shopping for Posh. Apparently she''s bored of Madrid coz she can''t buy mustard there. Oh, and Ronaldo wears a yellow shirt from time to time too.........a double swap for Rivers and Iwan?

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Sshh Tumbleweed!, that was supposed to be a club secret, now that Vicky has given her blessing to this, everyone will be rushing out to buy No.7 shirts now.

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I was in Planet Hollywood when Sylvester Stallone came across and said he wanted to shoot a "Reality TV Film" of "Escape to Victory" with all the original cast but playing for a real team and escaping by digging a tunnel from the ground just as they avoid relegation.

As they included a few Skummers I suggested he bought the empty football ground down the road and did it there.

Is that OK with everyone?

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We must get him now just to annoy WBA since they''re after him now. We owe them after they pinched Hulse and O''Conner!

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I just saw Carl Cort in an Amber Windows van, I think he is fitting in the area, maybe coming in on loan for a 2nd job who knows ??

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