lord montyjones 0 Posted September 19, 2009 trying to get phil thompson too tickets around £20 anyone intrested ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Longy 1 Posted September 19, 2009 You would have to pay me £20 to sit in the same room as Garth Crooks for an evening. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
still holding out for new heroes 0 Posted September 19, 2009 that would be a very long evening Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tubbs & Edward 0 Posted September 21, 2009 Garth Crooks, the thinking man''s Robert Earnshaw! I''m afraid i''m busy watching paint dry, far more interesting than the flowery prose of Mr Crooks! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romantic 0 Posted September 21, 2009 In all honesty I''d sooner listen to a looped recording of foxes boffing than spend an evening with the single most pretentious and boring man in football history.Cheers though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jerzy Krukowski 5 Posted September 21, 2009 Tory bell-end to boot........[:|] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted September 21, 2009 I think you''re all being a bit harsh, I''ve always enjoyed a bit of country and western...Oh, Crooks.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Devils Advocate. 0 Posted September 21, 2009 Will his brother, Ian, be there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PKC 0 Posted September 21, 2009 No please no, Crooks must be the worst example of an interviewer more interested in listening to his own voice than that of the person he is asking the question of. I have seen managers'' eyes glaze over when Garth Crooks is speaking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Graham Humphrey 13 Posted September 21, 2009 [quote user="Longy"]You would have to pay me £2000 to sit in the same room as Garth Crooks for an evening.[/quote]Fixed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paul moy 235 Posted September 21, 2009 I''ll stick to Talksport thanks...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canarytom 0 Posted September 21, 2009 I''d rather be pleasured by a granny wearing a sandpaper glove! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkchance1 0 Posted September 21, 2009 If the venue was a garden shed you would struggle to fill it (even with a bicycle and lawn mowers etc in)Some of those interviews he had with Eriksson when he was in charge of England were dreadful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DOGGER 0 Posted September 21, 2009 Poor old GarthAnyone to fight his corner? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lord montyjones 0 Posted September 21, 2009 garth has some amazing anecdotes that he would love to share with us all. phil thompson is 50/50 so might go for barry venison instead if thats ok Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted September 21, 2009 [quote user="canarytom"]I''d rather be pleasured by a granny wearing a sandpaper glove![/quote]Now that does sound like fun!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retarded Turtle 0 Posted September 21, 2009 Always hated him since an evening game at White Hart Lane, when he took a blatant dive right in front of us, won the pen and got up, looked right at us and laughed, pretty sure it was a cup match and we ultimitely lost. Cheating little ponce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunnys Ponytail 0 Posted September 21, 2009 I would rather attend a pool party at Michael Barrymore''s house.But thanks for asking. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Romantic 0 Posted September 22, 2009 [quote user="lord montyjones"]garth has some amazing anecdotes that he would love to share with us all. phil thompson is 50/50 so might go for barry venison instead if thats ok[/quote]This gets better and better! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
comeonyouyellows 0 Posted September 22, 2009 Hi Lord Monty, are you for real? if so when are you looking to do this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lord montyjones 0 Posted September 22, 2009 yes ! ive booked the seminar room at dunston hall best not make plans for the next day as garth has lots to say ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
comeonyouyellows 0 Posted September 22, 2009 so it will be held at dunston hall @ £20 P/Person? do you know who will be attending Crooks and ? also do you have a date for this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Evil Monkey 52 Posted September 22, 2009 [quote user="lord montyjones"]yes ! ive booked the seminar room at dunston hall best not make plans for the next day as garth has lots to say ![/quote]Garth always has lots to say... shame most of what he has to say is absolute nonsense... I swear the Beeb only get him on their programmes so the other pundits have someone to argue with/take the piss out of... he was on Breakfast the other week and you could tell as soon as Crooks started talking, by the look on Chris Hollins'' face, that he''d rather have got his Strictly dance partner on... would have spoken more sense!Opinionated and annoying... I''d rather attend An Evening with Smudger..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
comeonyouyellows 0 Posted September 23, 2009 Lord Monty, do you have a date for this and how do you book tickets?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lord montyjones 0 Posted September 23, 2009 friday november 20th. tickets strictly limited to two per rerson none avialable on the night. barry venison now confirmed as phil thompson otherwise engaged at a gentlemens evening in stoke. light snacks available and private bar but please dont buy garth any alcohol as he''s strictly a st clemence man. tottenham shirt as worn by garth against norwich to be raffled off and all monies to be donated to the blind orphans of norfolk,. reg charity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spartan 0 Posted September 23, 2009 Can''t stand old cod face - you''ll be lucky to get 10p to watch him!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a1canary 0 Posted September 23, 2009 Gunny''s Ponytail - "I would rather attend a pool party at Michael Barrymores houseBut thanks for askink"LOL! The guy is a rude and self important t*t who talks nothing but b****cks as soon as his bum hits the pundit''s sofa. He always interrupts the other pundits as well, which may be ok if he ever had some decent points to make but i always find myself vehemently disagreeing with him!Glad i''m not the only one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
norfolkchance1 0 Posted September 24, 2009 [quote user="lord montyjones"]friday november 20th. tickets strictly limited to two per rerson none avialable on the night. barry venison now confirmed as phil thompson otherwise engaged at a gentlemens evening in stoke. light snacks available and private bar but please dont buy garth any alcohol as he''s strictly a st clemence man. tottenham shirt as worn by garth against norwich to be raffled off and all monies to be donated to the blind orphans of norfolk,. reg charity[/quote]Why are the tickets limited to two per person? Surely the more the merrier! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardhouse44 261 Posted September 24, 2009 Couldn''t think of a worse way to spend an evening. What a truly stupid interviewer he is. "So Steve you''ve won the FA cup. Are you happy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pinks 0 Posted September 24, 2009 [quote user="Retarded Turtle"]Always hated him since an evening game at White Hart Lane, when he took a blatant dive right in front of us, won the pen and got up, looked right at us and laughed, pretty sure it was a cup match and we ultimitely lost. Cheating little ponce.[/quote]Didn''t he handle one in against us at CR whilst playing for Charlton in the late 80''s or early 90''s?Turd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
