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Jens Berthel Askou Song

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All pink''un posters!  Please can we get the below song sung on match days!  All block E barclay boys and snake pitters get behind this song!  We need some new quality songs about our players and am hoping this one will catch on.  If your on facebook you can join the group ''Jens Berthel Askou Song'' which Askou''s misses'' is apart of!

 

To the tune of ''Go West'' by the pet shop boys

 

ASKOU!

He''s from Denmark

ASKOU!

He tackles on the park

ASKOU!

We love him very much

ASKOU!

He''s better than Daryl Sutch..................(Continue)

 

Come on city fans let''s get this sung!  And on the face book group add any more good songs about new players you might have!  We need some new material to sing!

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well what a thing to say tho! we need better songs! i like this one but we do need like someone else said an xfactor but with norwich songs!

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X Factor quality???

 

YMCA

Askou, Heads the ball out the ground
I said, Askou, tackles all men around
I said, Askou, they can not beat you
There''s no need to be unhappy

 

Askou, Centre of our defence
I said, Askou, When you head towards goal
It will go in, and I''m sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

 

Dum dum dum de dum

 

It''s fun to sing about Jens Berthel Askou
It''s fun to sing about Jens Berthel Askou

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[quote user="Jonnypncfc"]well what a thing to say tho! we need better songs! i like this one but we do need like someone else said an xfactor but with norwich songs![/quote]please no

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Here''s a few other idea''s before ''i go top myself'' lol

Another one for Askou could be ''to the tune of the adams family'' : -

Jens - Berthel - Askou......

Oh, Jens - Berthel - Askou......

Jens - Berthel - Askou......

He''s gunna tackle you

Askou (clap, clap) Askou (clap, clap) Askou, Askou, Askou (clap, clap)

 

Grant Holt - He''s mean, he''s green he''s a fu@king goal machine, Grant Holt, Grant Holt (I personally think the feed the horse song is w@nk!)

Michael Nelson - Ohhhhhhhh, Micky, Micky...........Micky, Micky, Micky , Micky Nelson!

Simon Lappin - There''s only one Simon Lappin.......One Simon Lappin, Cross the ball and we will score, walking in a Lappin wonderland

Gary Doherty - Don''t blame it on the Drury, Don''t blame it on the Cody, Don''t blame it on the Holty.........Blame it on Doherty (He just can''t , he just can''t, he just can''t control his feet!)

 

 

 

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No idea why but Alouette, Gentille Allouette seem to fit for J B-A

 

Berthel-Askou

Je-ens Berthel Askou

Berthel-Askou

Score another goal.

 

I know - coat got and am on my way...

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[quote user="ZippersLeftFoot"]

No idea why but Alouette, Gentille Allouette seem to fit for J B-A

 

Berthel-Askou

Je-ens Berthel Askou

Berthel-Askou

Score another goal.

 

I know - coat got and am on my way...

[/quote]rofl I like that

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I know this is an Askou thread but what about this Hughes one!

To the tune of ''stuck in the middle with you''

I''ve got Lappin to the left of me,
McVeigh to the right,
Here I am stuck in the middle with Hughes!

And for Askou

Jens Askou, Askou,
He will score us a goal or two,
He''s stronger than John Carew,
Jens Askou, Askou!

Just put that in there because it''s an Askou thread!

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What about Jens Berthel Askou to the tune of Copacabana?

Opening lines.....

Jens Berthel Askou

He comes from Denmark

In defence he can be found,

He''ll kick the ball right out the ground

er...

tum-ti-tum-ti-tum-ti-tum

tum-ti-tum-tum-tum-tum-tum

OK, it''s been a long day, someone else can have the inspiration

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[quote user="MPR"]What about Jens Berthel Askou to the tune of Copacabana?

Opening lines.....

Jens Berthel Askou

He comes from Denmark

In defence he can be found,

He''ll kick the ball right out the ground

er...

tum-ti-tum-ti-tum-ti-tum

tum-ti-tum-tum-tum-tum-tum

OK, it''s been a long day, someone else can have the inspiration[/quote]This is excellent!

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I thought it would be good to adapt The SMiths song ''Ask''

The chorus goes ''Ask me, ask me, ask me'' which could be changed to:

''Askou, askou, askou (clap, clap)

Askou, askou, askou (clap, clap)

then sing the la, la, la, la, la bit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQR1K9D7eq4

I''ll get my coat....

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Been brought up many a time that one, and there have been some good ideas based around it. One of them, made specifically for Lita in particular was good.But you''ll find many on here unwilling to associate with the scousers in any way.

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[quote user="MPR"]What about Jens Berthel Askou to the tune of Copacabana? Opening lines..... Jens Berthel Askou He comes from Denmark In defence he can be found, He''ll kick the ball right out the ground er... tum-ti-tum-ti-tum-ti-tum tum-ti-tum-tum-tum-tum-tum OK, it''s been a long day, someone else can have the inspiration[/quote]

This one has legs, I reckon!

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[quote user="Metatron"]I thought it would be good to adapt The SMiths song ''Ask''

The chorus goes ''Ask me, ask me, ask me'' which could be changed to:

''Askou, askou, askou (clap, clap)

Askou, askou, askou (clap, clap)

then sing the la, la, la, la, la bit [/quote]If it''s not lovethen it''s the DocThen it''s the Doc that will bring us together...

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to the tune of ''smile like you mean it'' by the killers...JENS... BERTHEL ASKOU - OoooHHHHHHHHOoooooooHHHHHHHH

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You can stick your Gary Doherty up your

Arse,

You can stick your Gary Doherty up your

Arse,

You can stick your Gary Doherty,

Stick your Gary Doherty,

Stick your Gary Doherty up your Arse,

Singing we''ve got Askou at the back,

Singing we''ve got Askou at the back,

Singing we''ve got Askou,

We''ve got Askou

We''ve got Askou at the back.

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I''m just having a shot, but something to the tune of ''Wonderwall'' :-Because maybeYou''re gonna be the one that saves meAnd afterallYou''re our Jens Berthel....-It''s very simple, and of course i heavily doubt it will catch on, but surely someone with a more ''creative'' mind could incorporate something into this classic?

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[quote user="Lineo"]to the tune of ''smile like you mean it'' by the killers...JENS... BERTHEL ASKOU - OoooHHHHHHHHOoooooooHHHHHHHH[/quote]^^this

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[quote user="Wings of a sparrow"]Could we not work a song around the one Liverpool have for Fernando Torres:-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpV0ygkmhP4&feature=related

Good tune and lots of bouncing around![/quote]

NO WE BLOODY WELL CAN''T!!!

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