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[Rethinking the future 0]

With so many rumours going round, thought this guide might clear things up as to which sauce to use.

If you are making it all up or simply guessing, you end up in the brown sauce.

If you say something controversial, expect the red sauce to be spilt before it all ends in tears.

If you have some hot new information, try using the reggae reggae sauce.

And finally, with so many managers being interviewed, or spotted at the training ground (Asda), these will inevitably be the ones who are unable to cut the yellow sauce.

[Joanna Grey 0]

I would say "good effort" but I can''t bring myself to...

[Robert Ketts Yellow Army 15]

[quote user="Rethinking the future"]With so many rumours going round, thought this guide might clear things up as to which sauce to use.

If you are making it all up or simply guessing, you end up in the brown sauce.

If you say something controversial, expect the red sauce to be spilt before it all ends in tears.

If you have some hot new information, try using the reggae reggae sauce.

And finally, with so many managers being interviewed, or spotted at the training ground (Asda), these will inevitably be the ones who are unable to cut the yellow sauce.[/quote]The BBC likes all stories to be doubled-sauced after the Gilligan affair brought the corporation to its knees.