Hackneys Carriage 0 Posted August 19, 2009 I here your game with Cambridge next year has been announced as a sell out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Essex_boi"]Question: What do you call a retard with 8 fingers, has intercourse with their family members, talks like a complete spack, eats hay and wears wellie boots as a fashion statement? Answer: A Norwich City fan.[/quote]Err, sorry to wee on yuor cookies, but 8 fingers is the normal amount, you know.In other words, and to use the language of what is known as the "yoot" by people with the name "Boi" or "Bwargh"... LMAOROFLOMG !!!! IMMENSE FAIL !!!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Essex_boi 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Lambo"]I find it funny that someone who can''t even spell the word "boy" is coming here telling people how they should act and mocking us because we supposedly can''t count past 2. If you didn''t give a hoot that we''ve stolen your manager why bother taking the time to post you daft prat. It''s clear your bothered by it. As for all the mouth your giving as to how this season goes... it''s 3 games in, i wouldn''t get tooooo carried away just yet young man.[/quote] Not supposedly. He couldn''t. He genuinely though only 2 games had been played this season. Had he said 4 I maybe would have forgiven him as there was the league cup. But 2 is just foolish BOI! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
domingo little oakley 0 Posted August 19, 2009 "it''s clear your bothered by it" says the English language expert.Maybe your board of directors thought Cureton was a freebie as well - that would explain, to a point, the poo you are in now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="OTBC"]This is all very silly, colchester fans are hardly going to congratulate us on taking their manager, why rise to it?[/quote]Because making fun out of scholastically deprived spivs and chavs is fun ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Essex_boi 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="blahblahblah"][quote user="Essex_boi"]Question: What do you call a retard with 8 fingers, has intercourse with their family members, talks like a complete spack, eats hay and wears wellie boots as a fashion statement? Answer: A Norwich City fan.[/quote]Err, sorry to wee on yuor cookies, but 8 fingers is the normal amount, you know.In other words, and to use the language of what is known as the "yoot" by people with the name "Boi" or "Bwargh"... LMAOROFLOMG !!!! IMMENSE FAIL !!!!!!!![/quote]You got me, I can''t count either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foxy is a Pleasure 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Essex_boi"]Question: What do you call a retard with 8 fingers, has intercourse with their family members, talks like a complete spack, eats hay and wears wellie boots as a fashion statement? Answer: A Norwich City fan.[/quote]Question: What do you call a chav scumbag wearing a burburry cap sipping cheap cider from the bottle, whos Mother has kids with 5 different Fathers, lives in a town with no footballing sucess, and is drowning in a pool of tears over his teams manager moving on to a bigger club? I think we all know the answer to that one mate Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheGoogler 324 Posted August 19, 2009 Essex Boi, would you like cheese with your whine? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Essex_boi 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Georgie Bless"][quote user="Essex_boi"] Question: What do you call a retard with 8 fingers, has intercourse with their family members, talks like a complete spack, eats hay and wears wellie boots as a fashion statement? Answer: A Norwich City fan.[/quote]Question: What do you call a chav scumbag wearing a burburry cap sipping cheap cider from the bottle, whos Mother has kids with 5 different Fathers, lives in a town with no footballing sucess, and is drowning in a pool of tears over his teams manager moving on to a bigger club? I think we all know the answer to that one mate[/quote] Is the answer your father? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
? 20 Posted August 19, 2009 Kiddies, kiddies kiddies...I''m not sure i see your point.We''re all well aware that City are rubbish, we''re the ones who have to suffer watching that garbage every week. So telling us is a bit redundant, yes?And yes, it was rather nasty and underhand, how we went about taking your manager. No doubt we''d all be pretty angry if it had happened to us......So, err... That''s settled then, right?Excellent. Thank you for your time. Off you go to the Col U forum, children. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
G 0 Posted August 19, 2009 Can''t say i have slept with a member of my family. But it wouldn''t surprise me if you already have a kid and your 14. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seven Up 0 Posted August 19, 2009 Hang on .... I''ll have a quick look in the Southend Area directory........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted August 19, 2009 You take the mickey out of Norwich folk, well essex people havent exactly got good rep.Is your mum an essex whore like the rest of them? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Essex_boi 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="AVFC-NCFC"]Can''t say i have slept with a member of my family. But it wouldn''t surprise me if you already have a kid and your 14. [/quote]Your sister looked older than her years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
domingo little oakley 0 Posted August 19, 2009 "...So, err... That''s settled then, right?"9 pages of responses indicates otherwise. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hackneys Carriage 0 Posted August 19, 2009 The question is...Will Lambert be Delia''s 12th man? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nexus_Canary 1,016 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Chav Colchester Fan Said "]I here your game with Cambridge next year has been announced as a sell out[/quote]well no we only sold 5000 tickets ...At least we trippled your average attendence though :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lambo 0 Posted August 19, 2009 Seriously if Colchester arn''t bothered about Lambert going why bother coming here mouthing off??I''d have thought you''d be on your own board enjoying 3 wins from 3 despite your "Shit" manager leaving.Now honestly... is that the truth or is it all a front? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tookie140 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Essex_boi"][quote user="Tookie140"] Seriously mate you were licking his *** on saturday.Sour Grapes.[/quote] I’m not your mate. Not all of us. Although we were beginning to tolerate him. How does it feel to be the lowest placed club in East Anglia? You could count Dagenham though and my point would be invalid. Yes, Dagenham only 5 places behind you. I bet you won’t even leave the bottom 4 this season. Don’t worry we’ll take your place as Towns rivals if you like next season. Got any good songs we can use against them?[/quote]King''s Lynn are also lower Ha didn''t see that coming did you! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fozzie 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Essex_boi"][quote user="AVFC-NCFC"]Can''t say i have slept with a member of my family. But it wouldn''t surprise me if you already have a kid and your 14. [/quote]Your sister looked older than her years.[/quote]Get back to crying over your GCSE results, Grandad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Essex_boi 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Lambo"]Seriously if Colchester arn''t bothered about Lambert going why bother coming here mouthing off?? I''d have thought you''d be on your own board enjoying 3 wins from 3 despite your "Shit" manager leaving. Now honestly... is that the truth or is it all a front?[/quote] Haha, you still don’t get it! We’re glad he’s gone, over rated, heart was never in it. He still lived in Scotland. Ooh bet you lot didn’t know that? He won’t move to the area. That’s commitment for you! We’re just disappointed with your arrogant board playing underhand tactics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
G 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Essex_boi"][quote user="AVFC-NCFC"] Can''t say i have slept with a member of my family. But it wouldn''t surprise me if you already have a kid and your 14. [/quote]Your sister looked older than her years.[/quote]No that was 1 of the 6 half sisters you have. I don''t have a sister. Anyway, you must be really upset if you are now starting on my family? Oh well you might get Roeder, Gunn. Who knows. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jibbajabba 0 Posted August 19, 2009 My heart alive Essex_bor mobbed a rum''un ere so you av. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Essex_boi 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Fozzie"][quote user="Essex_boi"][quote user="AVFC-NCFC"] Can''t say i have slept with a member of my family. But it wouldn''t surprise me if you already have a kid and your 14. [/quote]Your sister looked older than her years.[/quote]Get back to crying over your GCSE results, Grandad.[/quote] You not got kids fella? What''s the matter? Firing blanks or do you like men? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lambo 0 Posted August 19, 2009 Well tough shit mate... go write a fucking letter to Delia Smith if your that bothered. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Essex_boi"][quote user="Lambo"]Seriously if Colchester arn''t bothered about Lambert going why bother coming here mouthing off?? I''d have thought you''d be on your own board enjoying 3 wins from 3 despite your "Shit" manager leaving. Now honestly... is that the truth or is it all a front?[/quote] Haha, you still don’t get it! We’re glad he’s gone, over rated, heart was never in it. He still lived in Scotland. Ooh bet you lot didn’t know that? He won’t move to the area. That’s commitment for you! We’re just disappointed with your arrogant board playing underhand tactics. [/quote]Whats the difference between your mum and a washing machine? The washing machine wont spit your load out.Now piss off you angry little boy. [N] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Essex_boi 0 Posted August 19, 2009 Haha, I’m only messing with you lot! I love Norwich really and been on a wind up mission. Good luck with Lambo and all the best for the season. I’m off! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tookie140 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Essex_boi"][quote user="Fozzie"][quote user="Essex_boi"][quote user="AVFC-NCFC"] Can''t say i have slept with a member of my family. But it wouldn''t surprise me if you already have a kid and your 14. [/quote]Your sister looked older than her years.[/quote]Get back to crying over your GCSE results, Grandad.[/quote] You not got kids fella? What''s the matter? Firing blanks or do you like men?[/quote]Why don''t you go back to the Green un? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chelmsford Canary 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="National express striking guard "]funny how someone is sh*t once they leave for a bigger club aint it. haven''t you got a ford escort to be driving?[/quote]If its the essex boi i''ve seen round town - he drives a cr*appy white clio! Moron! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
InLambertWeTrust! 0 Posted August 19, 2009 [quote user="Essex_boi"]Haha, I’m only messing with you lot! I love Norwich really and been on a wind up mission. Good luck with Lambo and all the best for the season. I’m off![/quote]Is your blonde haired, serial cheater, inbred bimbo of a mum calling for you?Time for your ''excercise'' is it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites