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The Daily Express.... "Diana: Vital Evidence Was Kept Secret"

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Screamingly funny if I am correct in understanding the innuendo that the Daily Express spent way too much time covering THAT story!  Good one.

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The Daily Express.... "Diana: Vital Evidence Was Kept Secret"

[/quote]The Daily Mail - "Are lesbians teaching your children?"

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[quote user="Houston Canary"][quote user="liquid_football"]

The Daily Express.... "Diana: Vital Evidence Was Kept Secret"

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Screamingly funny if I am correct in understanding the innuendo that the Daily Express spent way too much time covering THAT story!  Good one.

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The Daily Express... aka the Daily Ex-Princess/ The Diana Express

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[quote user="canari francais"]

Eastern Daily Press......

LATEST; MAFEKING RELIEVED

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Norfolk''s Hunting and Hounds magazine and Anglian Farming Weekly headlines....

''Price of coffee, tea and biscuits - to dramatically rise in Cathedral Lounge at Carrow Road!''

Protest to be organised for the Wycombe Game...Bring Shooting Sticks, 4x4s, knitting, hip flasks, cocktails, straw bales and Picnic hampers (could be a long protest). Oh, and a harvester, muck spreader and a couple of heifers.

"Show ''em we mean business!"......"But don''t upset our Dearest Delia....she saved the club and the refreshment costs are nothing to do with her."

PS...Bryan Gunn has been sacked as manager....Who''s bothered? Football''s a social event. ''HUZZAH!"

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