Hoolahan? Youlahan! 0 Posted August 10, 2009 If- With apologies to Rudyard Kipling IF you can win your headers when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,If you can trust your keeper with a backpass,But make allowance, for he''s only 5 foot 2;If you can run and not just stand there waiting,Or watch a flick from Platt, fly past your head,Lisbie is hated, but deserved a 5 star rating,Gunn, things don''t look too good, get Dennis Wise:He might be shit - but he won''t buy you Nelson;If you can think - then Doherty you aren''t;If you can catch a winger who''s much fasterAnd catch the cross, though Theoklitos can''t;If you can bear to dream of false promotionBrentford and co could make us look like fools,We''d watch the things we gave our lives to, broken,Cos Delia, Wynn, and Foulger are all tools: We could fill an eggcup with our winnings Cos Delia just doesn''t give a toss,We lose, and we are promised new beginningsBut Sunday morn awakes to one more loss;If you can force your transfer through to Derby Then just like Sammy Clingan, you are gone,And our left winger Wes is set to join themCos there''s no ambition left to say: ''Hold on!''We can talk about our crowds and keep our virtue,But when Marlon King - sprints through from a nice touch,His left, his right, and too, his head can hurt you,The Doc won''t halt him, he''s no Daryl Sutch;If we could last for the whole ninety minutesIf Semmy can be arsed for once to run,Ours is the League and by God we might win itAnd - which is more - you''ll be a Manager, Bryan Gunn! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
loz h 0 Posted August 10, 2009 butts bigger than ifs, is that a catch22? can we get outta dis yoss only with kim n'' kin. respect ya''ll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoolahan? Youlahan! 0 Posted August 10, 2009 A rather mature and conspicuous bump :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoolahan? Youlahan! 0 Posted August 10, 2009 And again :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoolahan? Youlahan! 0 Posted August 10, 2009 and because your posts go unnoticed in this elitist forum where only threads by those with a million posts get noticed... BUMP!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted August 10, 2009 [IMG]http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq174/NCFC87/tumbleweed.gif[/IMG] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mason 47 1,351 Posted August 10, 2009 Flashheart, I fail to see how a rotating picture of a thumbprint contributes to this thread[:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites