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Neil Warnock, what happened next ?

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I was having a dream, it was the first game of the season, Neil Warnock was our manager and we were losing 0 - 4 at home to Colchester and NW was going absolutely ballistic, waving his arms, pointing, shouting, foaming at the mouth etc etc. Colchester then took a long throw, Nelson cushioned a header ( no, I don''t understand that bit either ) back to Theoclapalot who somehow managed to let the ball through his fingers for a classic own goal. NW could not contain himself any longer, ran onto the pitch and barged Theo into the goal, he was promptly apprehended by two stewards, and then.............................I woke up ! What happened next ???

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I was having a dream, it was the first game of the season, Neil Warnock was our manager and we were losing 0 - 4 at home to Colchester and NW was going absolutely ballistic, waving his arms, pointing, shouting, foaming at the mouth etc etc. Colchester then took a long throw, Nelson cushioned a header ( no, I don''t understand that bit either ) back to Theoclapalot who somehow managed to let the ball through his fingers for a classic own goal. NW could not contain himself any longer, ran onto the pitch and barged Theo into the goal, he was promptly apprehended by two stewards, and then.............................I woke up ! What happened next ???

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Delia gave him a hug.

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We then lost 43-0. We then sacked Niel Warnock and brought in Mo Camara as manager, then played Accrington Stanley in the carling cup first round in the 10-11 season. This was after being relegated from League 1 in the 09-10 season....

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Oh and then Mo Camara was our most successful manager ever, he sacked every single player and went on a scouting session at Eaton Park. With a complete new 30 man squad of part timer''s he gained 4 back-to-back promotions and in his final season in charge in the Premier league, he won the fa cup, carling cup, champions league, Premiership, Community shield, uefa super cup and got knighted for his services to football.

Plausable??? I think so :D :D :D

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[quote user="1st Wazzock"][quote user="Canary Pirate"]

I was having a dream, it was the first game of the season, Neil Warnock was our manager and we were losing 0 - 4 at home to Colchester and NW was going absolutely ballistic, waving his arms, pointing, shouting, foaming at the mouth etc etc. Colchester then took a long throw, Nelson cushioned a header ( no, I don''t understand that bit either ) back to Theoclapalot who somehow managed to let the ball through his fingers for a classic own goal. NW could not contain himself any longer, ran onto the pitch and barged Theo into the goal, he was promptly apprehended by two stewards, and then.............................I woke up ! What happened next ???

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Delia gave him a hug.

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You actually made me shed a few tears of laughter there. Needed that.

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