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[quote user="row"]would you prefer me to pick a fight with you ?[/quote]ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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[quote user="NCFC_Shaun"]

[quote user="Norwich"]Where did you get 150 million from?! [:p][/quote]

 

That''s what I was thinking, how on earth did you stump up that money!?

[/quote]The cook was replaced in 2011 by some Saudi Porn star or something...long story short the club is now allocated as Rich and i had a transfer budget of 300mhappy days !!!! :)

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[quote user="matt crowhurst"]Isnt all this irrelevant anyway as im sure part of the deal to bring Grant here as ''manager'' was to waive the sell on clause
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Wasn''t that for Green getting an England appearance?

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As Football Manager is such a footballing gospel can one of the kids on here play through Football Manager for next season to see exactly where we finish? I cant bear the suspense.

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We got relegated....no wait... sorry that was with last years squad :-/Trust me i coulda gotten that squd promoted 8-) [<:o)]

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well you can''t argue with the genius method for calculating what 15%

i have used the same method to calculate 15% of Row''s IQ. It 5 + 2.5, which according to my version of Chucky Egg - adds up to 7.5

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This is a classic example of what happens when a brother sleeps with his sister...

How is your Mum / Auntie Row...

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[quote user="GJL Mid-Norfolk Canary"]

Wow, what a great career move for Ashton!, looks like West Ham have finally ran out of patience with him.

One question though - How the hell could he pass a medical?

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Ask Row. He''ll consult his game and find out.

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I think Row i sweet and everything he says is the truth.

I am the City manager football manager, i''ve won the prem for 10 seasons running and the champs league for all but one of these seasons. We are worth 1.91 billion and the board have blessed me with 180,000,000 to spend on transfers this season. We also have a 65,000 seater stadium. All this without cheating can mean only one thing, football manager tells nothing but the truth...................................

Honestly it is real...........................

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[quote user="row"]would you prefer me to pick a fight with you ?[/quote]

Hahahahahahahahaha!! Brilliant. The last resort of a brainless child who can''t admit he''s wrong ...... violence.

Well my dad''s bigger than your dad so boo hoo to you.

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row - appreciate your optimism on getting extra money but unfortunately on this one youre wrong.  Yes some people rely on Wikipedia (not sure why cos anyone can change an entry) and some people have mystery contacts that have weekly threesomes with Delia and Gunn and therefore know that we''re signing Jermaine Beckford next week.  They have the pee taken out of them for this - unfortunately youve left yourself wide open this time (three time over for picking fights with anyone trying to correct you and then admitting you sit in the corpse end)

Its 15% of the profit - which a while back may have been worth something but Ashton spends so long injured he''ll probably be worth a handful of peanuts (appropriate as your average WHU and Stoke fans are monkeys).  On the offchance that the 10m pricetag IS right (and you could be right) then we''ll get 375k (2.5m profit, 10% is 250k and the additional 5% is 125k).  Still an extra Lg 1 player though

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[quote user="Legend Iwan"]

[quote user="row"]not what it says on football manager and they know more than you pal[/quote]

What a surprise people relying on FM to tell them about football [|-)]

[/quote]you''d be amazed how many sports journos use FM!

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[quote user="The Chirp"][quote user="Legend Iwan"]

[quote user="row"]not what it says on football manager and they know more than you pal[/quote]

What a surprise people relying on FM to tell them about football [|-)]

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you''d be amazed how many sports journos use FM!
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I really wouldn''t [;)]

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[quote user="Barclay hero"]

row - appreciate your optimism on getting extra money but unfortunately on this one youre wrong.  Yes some people rely on Wikipedia (not sure why cos anyone can change an entry) and some people have mystery contacts that have weekly threesomes with Delia and Gunn and therefore know that we''re signing Jermaine Beckford next week.  They have the pee taken out of them for this - unfortunately youve left yourself wide open this time (three time over for picking fights with anyone trying to correct you and then admitting you sit in the corpse end)

Its 15% of the profit - which a while back may have been worth something but Ashton spends so long injured he''ll probably be worth a handful of peanuts (appropriate as your average WHU and Stoke fans are monkeys).  On the offchance that the 10m pricetag IS right (and you could be right) then we''ll get 375k (2.5m profit, 10% is 250k and the additional 5% is 125k).  Still an extra Lg 1 player though

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You really could delete every single post on here apart from this one which is absolutely spot on.

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From what I understand from a Stoke friend, the deal is going to be about £5m up front with the rest in the form of add ons.  Do not think our sell on clause will apply to anything as intangible as performance bonuses so doubt the deal will be intentionally structured to not show West Ham technically making any profit on the £6.75m they paid.

Doubt we will get a bean.

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[quote user="Colchester Canary"]Think you could be eating humber pie - its 15% of profit, so unlikey as he is injury prone[/quote]

Not sure what Hull City''s matchday catering has to do with it [:D] . . . but yes it''s 15% of anything over £7m - unlikely as you say.

 

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well on football manager 2009 im doing a season with kings lynn i am in the prem and champion league its 2023 and i have a 29,000 stadium :D

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Jamie Cureton scored the winner for me against Leicster on my FM game...

That just goes to show you definately can''t trust footy manager.

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:Llets hope we can get a little money out of what could of been a championship superhero:(he would of rinsed the championship i we could of kept hold of himbut the club are too sentimental:((btw this is me first post:))regards canaryjonny

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[quote user="Lambo"]Jamie Cureton scored the winner for me against Leicster on my FM game... That just goes to show you definately can''t trust footy manager.[/quote]lmao...quality [Y]

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