CHIRPING CANARY 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Whats your best chant at a game involving norwich, it can be from either team. Some fat bloke some years ago and we chanted.............HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOUR D ICK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [8]"There was something in the air that night, he''s Dutch, he''s sh*te, Fernando!"[8] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canarydan82 0 Posted July 29, 2009 one of the best I heard was around 5 years ago when I was sitting with my mate in the away end at Carrow Road, whilst we were playing West Ham. It went "When the ball hits your head, when your sat in row Z, thats ZAMORA"One of the best I think Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwan is God 0 Posted July 29, 2009 I''ve heard some corkers in my time but one that made me giggle was when we were playing Fulham a few years back & they had Stan Collymore up front. It hadn''t long been in the press about him slapping his missus.... Everytime there was a goal kick the Barclay roared woooooooah... ULRIKA - KA - KA!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daniel Taylor 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [quote user="Canarydan82"]one of the best I heard was around 5 years ago when I was sitting with my mate in the away end at Carrow Road, whilst we were playing West Ham. It went "When the ball hits your head, when your sat in row Z, thats ZAMORA"One of the best I think[/quote] that particular one has followed him since Brighton, it''s pretty good though! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Best songs at the time was several seasons back when we stuffed Liverpool 3-0And the Barclay sung ''Liverpool Slums'' and ''Sign On''. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptnCanary 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Once I was at a game when a player slide right through one of the Bernard Mathews hoardings completely destroying the B. I then started a chant of ''there''s only 1 Ernard Mathews'' - which seemed funny at the time.....One of my all time favs though is when the Blackburn fans started singing ''Where''s your library gone'' a few days after the big fire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Darren Bent, he is better than rooney, darren bent he is better than rooney!! Not me, old bloke sat behind me after we played man utd i think!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nigel Worthless 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Last game of the season at Charlton, when the Norwich fans boomed out to the tune of karma chameleon:Jonny, Jonny, Jonny, Jonny, Jonny Otsemobor, is F****** S***, is F****** S**** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CHIRPING CANARY 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Nice to see you get behind the lads................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dhickl 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [quote user="Sparky"]Whats your best chant at a game involving norwich, it can be from either team. Some fat bloke some years ago and we chanted.............HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOUR D ICK[/quote]I think that was when we played Dagenham and Redbridge in the cup, their physio was massive and it was sung at him. My favorite was when we played at Chelsea in the cup in 2001 (not the one with the Zola goal). 6 of their players had refused to go to Israel for safety reasons (http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/worries-force-five-chelsea-players-out-of-israel-game-615553.html - it says 5, but 6 ended up not going). The chant was:5 Men didn''t go, didn''t go to Israel, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and a p00f LeSaux, didn''t go to Israel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dhickl 0 Posted July 29, 2009 The best one for one of our players was for Zema Abbey:Posh Spice is a slapperShe wears a wonder BraAnd when she''s sh@gging BeckhamShe thinks of big Zema Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [quote user="dhickl"][quote user="Sparky"]Whats your best chant at a game involving norwich, it can be from either team. Some fat bloke some years ago and we chanted.............HAVE YOU EVER SEEN YOUR D ICK[/quote]I think that was when we played Dagenham and Redbridge in the cup, their physio was massive and it was sung at him. My favorite was when we played at Chelsea in the cup in 2001 (not the one with the Zola goal). 6 of their players had refused to go to Israel for safety reasons (http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/worries-force-five-chelsea-players-out-of-israel-game-615553.html - it says 5, but 6 ended up not going). The chant was:5 Men didn''t go, didn''t go to Israel, 5 men, 4 men, 3 men, 2 men, 1 man and a p00f LeSaux, didn''t go to Israel.[/quote]that song was absolutely brilliantmay favourite is still the wolverhapton song mind.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7rew 0 Posted July 29, 2009 During the injury time for the linesman during the cup match against Barnet under Grant, which was thirty minutes in and we had scored 5 already (we didn''t bother for the rest of the match after that.) the Barclay spent about 5 minutes singing "Englands number 1" to the Barnet goalie who had the misfortune to be stuck in front of us.That was quite fun. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lewie - Holt Our Saviour 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [quote user="Lord Flashheart"][8]"There was something in the air that night, he''s Dutch, he''s sh*te, Fernando!"[8][/quote]loool Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dhickl 0 Posted July 29, 2009 The exchange with Chelsea was good a couple of seasons back.CFC: We''ve got Abramovic, you''ve got a drunken b**chNCFC: We''ve got a super cook, you''ve got a russian crook Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted July 29, 2009 The Fernando chant always brings a smile to my face when I remember it. For some reason this little ditty has been making me chuckle a lot recently...[8] Gunn! Gunn!Wherever you may be!We are the boys from the East Country!And you can shag my wife on our settee!If we finish top and win the league![8]I realise that ''settee'' doesn''t rhyme with ''league'' but it makes me laugh nonetheless. [:P] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Its only my opinion 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [quote user="dhickl"]The exchange with Chelsea was good a couple of seasons back.CFC: We''ve got Abramovic, you''ve got a drunken b**chNCFC: We''ve got a super cook, you''ve got a russian crook[/quote]That was prob my fav... Adrian forbes m''lord adrian forebes song always made me laugh at how stupid it sounded! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Its only my opinion 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [quote user="Lord Flashheart"]The Fernando chant always brings a smile to my face when I remember it. For some reason this little ditty has been making me chuckle a lot recently...[8] Gunn! Gunn!Wherever you may be!We are the boys from the East Country!And you can shag my wife on our settee!If we finish top and win the league![8]I realise that ''settee'' doesn''t rhyme with ''league'' but it makes me laugh nonetheless. [:P][/quote]you just made that up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Its only my opinion 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [quote user="Lord Flashheart"]The Fernando chant always brings a smile to my face when I remember it. For some reason this little ditty has been making me chuckle a lot recently...[8] Gunn! Gunn!Wherever you may be!We are the boys from the East Country!And you can shag my wife on our settee!If we finish top and win the league![8]I realise that ''settee'' doesn''t rhyme with ''league'' but it makes me laugh nonetheless. [:P][/quote]you just made that up? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted July 29, 2009 Modified a similar chant to make it more relevant. I''m too lazy to make anything up myself. [S] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
macdougalls perm 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [quote user="Iwan is God"]I''ve heard some corkers in my time but one that made me giggle was when we were playing Fulham a few years back & they had Stan Collymore up front. It hadn''t long been in the press about him slapping his missus.... Everytime there was a goal kick the Barclay roared woooooooah... ULRIKA - KA - KA!! [/quote]And at the same match, every time he was warming up in front of the Barclay there were very loud choruses of ''Stanley beats up women, Stanley beats up women, la la la la, la la la la'' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pak mei 0 Posted July 29, 2009 I liked Dodgy kipper at Grimsby many years ago followed shortly after by you''re sh1t and ya smell of fish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptnCanary 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [quote user="Lord Flashheart"]The Fernando chant always brings a smile to my face when I remember it. For some reason this little ditty has been making me chuckle a lot recently...[8] Gunn! Gunn!Wherever you may be!We are the boys from the East Country!And you can shag my wife on our settee!If we finish top and win the league![8]I realise that ''settee'' doesn''t rhyme with ''league'' but it makes me laugh nonetheless. [:P][/quote]Although this would work better if Ipswich got relegated you coudl change the last lines to:You can shag my Wife, or my Son,If we beat the Scum and win league 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptnCanary 0 Posted July 29, 2009 It could also work if we draw the scum in the cup Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [quote user="CaptnCanary"][quote user="Lord Flashheart"]The Fernando chant always brings a smile to my face when I remember it. For some reason this little ditty has been making me chuckle a lot recently...[8] Gunn! Gunn!Wherever you may be!We are the boys from the East Country!And you can shag my wife on our settee!If we finish top and win the league![8]I realise that ''settee'' doesn''t rhyme with ''league'' but it makes me laugh nonetheless. [:P][/quote]Although this would work better if Ipswich got relegated you coudl change the last lines to:You can shag my Wife, or my Son,If we beat the Scum and win league 1[/quote]Like it. [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCFC_Edward 0 Posted July 29, 2009 [quote user="7rew"]During the injury time for the linesman during the cup match against Barnet under Grant, which was thirty minutes in and we had scored 5 already (we didn''t bother for the rest of the match after that.) the Barclay spent about 5 minutes singing "Englands number 1" to the Barnet goalie who had the misfortune to be stuck in front of us.That was quite fun.[/quote]Yeah that was funny! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ur just a man in a jacket 0 Posted July 29, 2009 against man ure / chelsea / liverpool fans in prem....WE SUPPORT OUR LOCAL TEAM and F OFF BACK TO YARMOUTH!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Norma Stick 0 Posted July 29, 2009 I know that the OP wanted chants from Norwich matches, but the funniest one I ever heard was in with the Gooners at Wembley in the Charity Shield against Manure.As an ex yid, Teddy Sheringham always got stick from the Gooners. The used to chant Whoa Teddy Teddy, you went to Man Utd and you won fcuk all.The year they done the treble, Teddy came out and warmed up in front of the Gooners and put 3 fingers up in the air.The Gooners retorted with Whoa Teddy Teddy, you went to Man Utd and you''re still a c#*!.So very funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pete Raven 276 Posted July 29, 2009 "One Jimmy Saville".... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
