First Jedi 0 Posted July 24, 2009 62. Every time we sign a new player, someone will always whine about the fact we''re still missing another goalkeeper/ defender/ midfielder/ striker because we don''t sign all the players we''re going to sign on the same day Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideshow Tim 110 Posted July 24, 2009 63) I am a banana is really a 6 year old boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shortfatb 0 Posted July 24, 2009 [quote user="Sideshow Tim"]63) I am a banana is really a 6 year old boy[/quote]Perv Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideshow Tim 110 Posted July 24, 2009 [quote user="shortfatb"][quote user="Sideshow Tim"]63) I am a banana is really a 6 year old boy[/quote]Perv[/quote] Leave it out Tucker! I mean''t from a grammatical point of view! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
canaryfan 0 Posted July 24, 2009 64) Old posts remain on the board for weeks without any new replys to them [|-)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted July 24, 2009 [quote user="Sideshow Tim"]63) I am a banana is really a 6 year old boy[/quote]ok, so someone thinks im 6 and someone else thinks im CLUCK!! This is soo unfair! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted July 24, 2009 65) Slideshow Tim couldn''t care about norwich city one bit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bovril 275 Posted July 24, 2009 66) There will always be those that see no wrong or no right at the club Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted July 24, 2009 66) Every time we sign a new player, 15 different poster all create the same thread, because they are too bloody lazy to bother checking the main board for the 14 other threads on exactly the same topic Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideshow Tim 110 Posted July 24, 2009 [quote user="I am a Banana"]65) Slideshow Tim couldn''t care about norwich city one bit![/quote]Slieshow? See what i mean, you must only be 6 cos you certainly cant spell!Why would i post on this forum if i don''t care about Norwich? That''s the funniest thing i''ve read since........before you were born!Haven''t you got better things to do with yourself during the Summer holidays like swimming or 10 pin bowling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bristol_canary 0 Posted July 24, 2009 67) Big Bob wants to knock canarytoms''s back doors in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted July 24, 2009 "Slideshow Tim couldn''t care about norwich city one bit!"haha! This just proves one of the rules above about complaining about spelling! Awesome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Jedi 0 Posted July 24, 2009 I meant to quote "Slieshow? See what i mean, you must only be 6 cos you certainly cant spell!" :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideshow Tim 110 Posted July 24, 2009 [quote user="ob1"]I meant to quote "Slieshow? See what i mean, you must only be 6 cos you certainly cant spell!" :)[/quote]I know, i know. i can spell but this really does show the need FOR A BLOODY EDIT BUTTON Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DDD In The Fine City 1 Posted July 24, 2009 69, Crap jokes about no virgins in Lowestoft in every one of the Wheezbags borin and pointless Hex threads70, Beaker posting a picture of a donkey and sayin it is the Doc spotted somewhere (was funny the first time, not needed another seven)oh and you are all cock guzzlin monkey lovers! (see 54) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 6,057 Posted July 24, 2009 71.About every six weeks or so, someone will start a thread asking "Why is it the pink un?", "Did you know On the Ball City is the oldest football song?" or "I''m handing back my season ticket"72. DEB is incapable of starting a new thread without an exclamation mark at the end of the title and a link to a story on a website Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0 Posted July 24, 2009 73. Arthur Whittle died and then came back to life on this very website Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shack Attack 0 Posted July 24, 2009 74. Arthur Whittle is the second coming of Christ [:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KCanary 0 Posted July 24, 2009 75. If a secret Billionaire, born, raised, lived & worked in Norwich took over, ploughed in Billions and took Norwich on to win the Premiership, Champions League, World ''best club ever to exist'' blinkin Cup.... ''Loan City FC'' & ''Gunns no legend'' would still moan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7rew 0 Posted July 24, 2009 76) There is only one good striker playing anywhere in Leagues 1 and 2 and his name is Ricky Lambert.77) A player magically loses all his skills when his contract runs out, since how much you pay for a player is directly proportional to how good he is and nothing else.78) The definition of Ambition:Ambition, n., a.signing exactly the players demanded by the poster or b.making marque signings at the expense of the rest of the side. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city-till-i-die 7 Posted July 24, 2009 79. There will be 20 posts started on the same subject...its pinkun law rule 27 2.1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted July 24, 2009 It is much better than the offy message board. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can u sit down please 0 Posted July 24, 2009 81) on the 24th July 2009 i and a vast majority of others are starting to feel optimistic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CANARY CHARGE 0 Posted July 24, 2009 82) my spelling will continue to be bad..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buncey 1 Posted July 24, 2009 83. The free bet has raised over £600 for FONCY.84. A mysteriously large amount of users of this forum are registered in mid November 2005 despite them not registering for this forum at that time.85. The vast majority of what is posted on here is either: nonsensical, negative, rambling, un-humorous or extreme or all of the previous, to non-regulars of this forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,595 Posted July 24, 2009 86. Some folk take themselves far too seriously.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beatle 0 Posted July 24, 2009 87. All posts must include a picture of Rachel Mackley!OTBC! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
O.T.B.C 1 Posted July 24, 2009 88, Every player we sign is pants and every player we miss out on is the best player in the world.Sorry if have already been mentioned. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unhinged Canary 375 Posted July 24, 2009 89) Just when you think it''s safe to come out from behind the sofa, Smudgers BACK!!! [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted July 24, 2009 90) school holidays see an increase in transfer rumours.. everyone from fat dave in the pub to Kaka are liniked! jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
