For All you youngish cyber users.

[The Butler 0]

Daddy, How was I born?

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

 
The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little ''Pop-Up'' appeared that said

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YOU HAVE MALE

[. 0]

Nice....

Even us old uns can appreciate that......   [:)]

[lappinitup 629]

Yew meark I larf Buttles! [:D]

[Joanna Grey 0]

Cheers Butler, very amusing.

[John 0]

 [Y]

[I am a Banana 0]

clever, very clever!

[city-till-i-die 7]

lol [Y]

[O.T.B.C 1]

Very good and more than likely very true.

[LQ 0]

Very good.[:)]Does this actually happen though? I mean do people really fall for each other ''virtually''? Surely much of the context is lost in translation?

[lappinitup 629]

[quote user="LQ"]Very good.

[:)]

Does this actually happen though? I mean do people really fall for each other ''virtually''? Surely much of the context is lost in translation?


[/quote]You mean...............

.............You''ve been leading me on? [:''(]

[WeAreYellows49 0]

[quote user="LQ"]Very good.

[:)]

Does this actually happen though? I mean do people really fall for each other ''virtually''? Surely much of the context is lost in translation?


[/quote]

Oh yes it happens, I can personally vouch for that, it''s how I met my hubby [:)]

[O.T.B.C 1]

Cool. I hope it was a normal dating site on not those dodgy sites where you meet up for, erm, chess[;)]

Actually those sites are not too bad.

[hogesar 10,708]

Haha heard a similar one before - good thoughh [:D]

[LQ 0]

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"]

[quote user="LQ"]Very good.[:)]Does this actually happen though? I mean do people really fall for each other ''virtually''? Surely much of the context is lost in translation?

[/quote]

Oh yes it happens, I can personally vouch for that, it''s how I met my hubby [:)]

[/quote]wow - that''s really sweet (I think?)Bit concerned though that I don''t know if you''re a man or a woman [8-)]

[ACE 0]

Yes it happens and more and more people use stuff like match.com - meeting people can be tough nowadays!

[John 0]

[quote user="LQ"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"]

[quote user="LQ"]Very good.[:)]Does this actually happen though? I mean do people really fall for each other ''virtually''? Surely much of the context is lost in translation?

[/quote]

Oh yes it happens, I can personally vouch for that, it''s how I met my hubby [:)]

[/quote]wow - that''s really sweet (I think?)Bit concerned though that I don''t know if you''re a man or a woman [8-)]

[/quote]Hang on.....

.......................... I can confirm WAY is a woman.

[Beauseant 0]

[*-)][quote user="John"][quote user="LQ"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"]

[quote user="LQ"]Very good.

[:)]

Does this actually happen though? I mean do people really fall for each other ''virtually''? Surely much of the context is lost in translation?


[/quote]

Oh yes it happens, I can personally vouch for that, it''s how I met my hubby [:)]

[/quote]

wow - that''s really sweet (I think?)

Bit concerned though that I don''t know if you''re a man or a woman [8-)]



[/quote]

Hang on.....










.......................... I can confirm WAY is a woman.
[/quote]

 

In fact, WAY is both..................[8-)]

[LQ 0]

So he/she goes both WAYs?[8-)]

[Beauseant 0]

[quote user="LQ"]So he/she goes both WAYs?

[8-)]



[/quote]

 

I''ve already said too much...........[:$]

[LQ 0]

[quote user="ACE"]Yes it happens and more and more people use stuff like match.com - meeting people can be tough nowadays![/quote]Maybe because people are so busy virtually chatting to others all around the world rather than actually talking to people up the road, or just around the corner?

[WeAreYellows49 0]

[quote user="LQ"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"]

[quote user="LQ"]Very good.

[:)]

Does this actually happen though? I mean do people really fall for each other ''virtually''? Surely much of the context is lost in translation?


[/quote]

Oh yes it happens, I can personally vouch for that, it''s how I met my hubby [:)]

[/quote]

wow - that''s really sweet (I think?)

Bit concerned though that I don''t know if you''re a man or a woman [8-)]



[/quote]

 

lol i''m definately a woman, hubby can testify to that.

We actually met online, it''s all very romatic, still blissfully happy.[:D]

[WeAreYellows49 0]

[quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="LQ"]So he/she goes both WAYs?

[8-)]



[/quote]

 

I''ve already said too much...........[:$]

[/quote]

 

You bugger lol

I''m a woman, but my hubby shares this account with me, but mainly I win the computer as I use it most.  hehehehehe that''s tickled me, now people with think i''m a transexual

[Mr. Bump 0]

Didn''t find it funny The Butler I''m afraid. You''re gonna have to work harder if you''re gonna charm me

[O.T.B.C 1]

Come on Bumpy, tell us a joke.

[Beauseant 0]

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"][quote user="Beauseant"]

[quote user="LQ"]So he/she goes both WAYs?

[8-)]



[/quote]

 

I''ve already said too much...........[:$]

[/quote]

 

You bugger lol

I''m a woman, but my hubby shares this account with me, but mainly I win the computer as I use it most.  hehehehehe that''s tickled me, now people with think i''m a transexual

[/quote]

 

Ha Ha. I think we had a bite there for a while!!!

[John 0]

[quote user="LQ"][quote user="ACE"]Yes it happens and more and more people use stuff like match.com - meeting people can be tough nowadays![/quote]Maybe because people are so busy virtually chatting to others all around the world rather than actually talking to people up the road, or just around the corner?

[/quote]..... Oh the irony!

[;)]

[The Butler 0]

[quote user="Mr. Bump"]Didn''t find it funny The Butler I''m afraid. You''re gonna have to work harder if you''re gonna charm me
[/quote]

With all due respect Bumpy why would I want to charm something that looked like the average Ips**** supporter on speed!!

[LQ 0]

[quote user="John"][quote user="LQ"][quote user="ACE"]Yes it happens and more and more people use stuff like match.com - meeting people can be tough nowadays![/quote]Maybe because people are so busy virtually chatting to others all around the world rather than actually talking to people up the road, or just around the corner?

[/quote]..... Oh the irony!

[;)][/quote]Ain''t it though?[8-)]and sorry WAY, I just can''t tell sometimes who you are [;)]

[The Butler 0]

[quote user="LQ"][quote user="John"][quote user="LQ"][quote user="ACE"]Yes it happens and more and more people use stuff like match.com - meeting people can be tough nowadays!
[/quote]

Maybe because people are so busy virtually chatting to others all around the world rather than actually talking to people up the road, or just around the corner?


[/quote]

..... Oh the irony!


[;)]
[/quote]

Ain''t it though?

[8-)]

and sorry WAY, I just can''t tell sometimes who you are [;)]





[/quote]

Tilly said you had an identification problem, no hold on an identity crisis well one or the other[:D]

[William Darby 0]

[quote user="Canaries in Bed"]Come on Bumpy, tell us a joke.[/quote]There''s a whole thread of jokes on the other section if you bother looking.