hogesar 9,657 Posted June 26, 2009 50 children have volunteered to identify micheal jacksons body, as they have 1st hand experience of seeing him stiff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,657 Posted June 26, 2009 Reports say that MJ didnt actualy die of a heart attack, he was found in the childrens ward having a stroke. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Penfold 0 Posted June 26, 2009 http://www.b3tards.com/u/037e58b9e054b3c8dd7b/moonwalk.gif Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hogesar 9,657 Posted June 26, 2009 michael jackson is going to be recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white,plastic and dangerous for kids to play with Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Plumbton 0 Posted June 26, 2009 Given that Michael Jackson was recently reported to be suffering from skin cancer, the coroner is not sure yet if the real cause of death should be blamed on the sunshine.....or the moonlight, the good times or the boogie, but at this time he suspects it was the boogie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grow Up Mate 0 Posted June 26, 2009 Michael Jacksons cardiac was drug enduced. Police found class A in his car, class B in his conservatory, and class 5B in his bedroom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Slob 0 Posted June 26, 2009 On a bright note, Gary Glitter has come forward saying he''d look after MJ''s kids. My better one is in the jokes section in the not just football forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
