Baldyboy 1 Posted June 17, 2009 had these e mailed to me lmao!! Delia''s WayStuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.The Real Woman'' s WayJust suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God''s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.Delia''s WayTo keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.The Real Woman''s WayBuy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.Delia''s WayW hen a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won''t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.The Real Woman''s WayTescos'' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.Delia''s WayIf you accidentally over-salt a dish while it''s still cooking, drop in a potato slice.The Real Woman''s WayIf you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that''s tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman''s motto: ''I made it and you wil l eat it and I don''t care how bad it tastes.''Delia''s WayWrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeksThe Real Woman''s WayIt could keep forever. Who eats it?Delia''s WayCure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.The Real Woman''s WayCure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?Delia''s WayIf you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.The Real Woman''s WayWhy do I have a man?Finally the most important tipDelia''s WayFreeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casserolesThe Real Woman''s Wayleft over wine???? Helllloooo!! *************************************************************** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted June 17, 2009 [quote user="baldyboy"]had these e mailed to me lmao!! Delia''s WayStuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips.The Real Woman'' s WayJust suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God''s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.Delia''s WayTo keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.The Real Woman''s WayBuy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.Delia''s WayW hen a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won''t be any white mess on the outside of the cake.The Real Woman''s WayTescos'' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.Delia''s WayIf you accidentally over-salt a dish while it''s still cooking, drop in a potato slice.The Real Woman''s WayIf you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that''s tough sh!t. Please recite with me the Real Woman''s motto: ''I made it and you wil l eat it and I don''t care how bad it tastes.''Delia''s WayWrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeksThe Real Woman''s WayIt could keep forever. Who eats it?Delia''s WayCure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.The Real Woman''s WayCure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?Delia''s WayIf you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.The Real Woman''s WayWhy do I have a man?Finally the most important tipDelia''s WayFreeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in casserolesThe Real Woman''s Wayleft over wine???? Helllloooo!! ***************************************************************[/quote]lol very funny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
singing canary 0 Posted June 17, 2009 i always had my thoughts if delia was a real woman !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
