Fifth Columnists

[norfolkbroadslim 223]

[quote user="Major Bumpkin DSO"]

Right men, listen up!

 

What has happened has happened, we are where we are. No point crying over spilt milk, time to take it on the chin, shake the dust off and regroup for the coming campaign. New battlefields, new faces, new heroes!

 

The time has come, men, to retake the initiative on this message board and to tell Mr von Smudger and his fellow Fifth Columnists, in no uncertain terms, that we have heard enough of their childish whining.

 

Unless one is a devout follower of a Big Four club (and, therefore, probably living in Southeast Asia) one simply has to accept that one’s club will not win something every season. One has to have the stomach to deal with the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune which are simply part and parcel of the game. Relegation and promotion are vital elements of the game – if can’t accept that, I suggest it’s better that you follow American McSport™ or find a new past-time more suited to your lilly-liver disposition – perhaps yoga or making corn dollied . We’ve seen Norwich City relegated plenty of times before (and will again) and the world didn’t stop turning. Ditto promotion.

 

So cheerio Mr Smudger, you are an odd fish aren’t you. All this faux “love” for the club, your silly little points of principle (like never going to games) and the endless gloating when your equally endless forecasts of doom come true. It is patently obvious to all but your small, sneering band of acolytes that you HATE Norwich City Football Club and its supporters. Your incessant needy, attention-craving posts suggest deeply-rooted self-esteem issues. Nothing NCFC do will ever be good enough for you, Lord Haw-Haw, so carry on your protests against us not being in the Champions League or whatever it is this week, no-one else really cares. But why bore us with your bile and vitriol? With your shared loathing of the Canaries, I’m sure you’d be greeted with open arms by the six-toed cretins at  the other end of the A140.

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Bang!........

''Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture
What a picture, what a photograph
Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke
Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke
Clap ''ands, stamp yer feet
Bangin'' on the big bass drum
What a picture, what a picture
Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum
Stick it in your fam''ly album

Goodbye[:)]

[Superflash 0]

Hey, I dig the Major''s posts as much as the next message boarder. I''ve already said I''m not trying to stick up for Smudger, merely spouting an opinion.But hey, onwards and upwards.

[Mello Yello 2,289]

[quote user="Major Bumpkin DSO"]

Mmmmmm. Whilst composing that little riposte were you stretched out on a chaise longe staring dreamily at your poster of your beloved von Smudger in fully gary Glitter garb? were you? Were you, you naughty boy?

Ooooh you are awful, but I like you!

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A regular poster with alter-ego pseudonym syndrome, probably affiliated to the SCG battalion.....Who''s it gonna be tomorrow?....Nurse Edith Cavell? "I can cure all the wounds of NCFC...It''ll take another dozen or so years for the elixir of success and for me to attempt to cover the true damage with prudent skin grafts, so I require the utmost ''patience from my patient''s''....Glory Be!"

Are you now prancing around breaking wind in your Government Surplus gas-mask....just seeing if the face seal and canister are still functioning? And sorry, but your ''gimp-suit'' isn''t actually service issue....neither are the handcuffs, satsuma, nylon tights, yellow blusher and crimson lippy....

[norfolkbroadslim 223]

[quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Major Bumpkin DSO"]

Good point, well put sneering Lord Haw Haw acolyte.

Perhaps you could enlighten us all with another heart-tugging eulogy about the depths the club you love has been been dragged to by the uncaring, incompetent board?

Yawn! Perhaps you can hold the other end of Smudger''s banner in a now, it seems, two man protest. The vast majority of fans will be cheering the lads on to victory against Colchester while you chant for South/Chase/Doncaster/the Stowmarket Two/Whoever Out!

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You''re a two bit closet Delia mercenary - just firing blanks and making a lot of noise....Standing in front of your bedroom mirror in your second-hand combat fatigue jacket and trousers, rank tabs stuck on with sellotape, beret worn like a cowpat, regiment badge upside down - and all purchased from Norwich market...''Coz you wannabee a weel shouldier''.

Adopting a sneering and aggressive pose with a brush shank with a fag packet taped to it - as a pretend magazine of twenty....and your mum''s best carving knife as a bayonet...."Have sum o'' this!"  

Never ever been in the military - as you have flat feet, myopic in both eyes - and a scaredy cat when it all boils down to it. You probably think that a ''trigger'' - is actually a character from ''Only Fools and Horses''...

I''ve met your type on many occasion....you''ve served in the Falklands, the Gulf twice, tell anyone who can be arsed to listen that you''re on special ops....and on 2 hours notice to go to Iran....and you''re only 17....Crack on, and keep entertaining us all...''Bang bang!''....Soft scrote. 

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Very good Mello

[Bury Yellow 2]

You didn''t think IBA had it in him did you Mello?

[William Darby 0]

[quote user="Major Bumpkin DSO"]

Mmmmmm. Whilst composing that little riposte were you stretched out on a chaise longe staring dreamily at your poster of your beloved von Smudger in fully gary Glitter garb? were you? Were you, you naughty boy?

Ooooh you are awful, but I like you!

[/quote]I think you seem to have an unhealthy fixation of Smudger

[. 0]

[quote user="Yellow Rider"][quote user="Major Bumpkin DSO"]

Right men, listen up!

 

What has happened has happened, we are where we are. No point crying over spilt milk, time to take it on the chin, shake the dust off and regroup for the coming campaign. New battlefields, new faces, new heroes!

 

The time has come, men, to retake the initiative on this message board and to tell Mr von Smudger and his fellow Fifth Columnists, in no uncertain terms, that we have heard enough of their childish whining.

 

Unless one is a devout follower of a Big Four club (and, therefore, probably living in Southeast Asia) one simply has to accept that one’s club will not win something every season. One has to have the stomach to deal with the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune which are simply part and parcel of the game. Relegation and promotion are vital elements of the game – if can’t accept that, I suggest it’s better that you follow American McSport™ or find a new past-time more suited to your lilly-liver disposition – perhaps yoga or making corn dollied . We’ve seen Norwich City relegated plenty of times before (and will again) and the world didn’t stop turning. Ditto promotion.

 

So cheerio Mr Smudger, you are an odd fish aren’t you. All this faux “love” for the club, your silly little points of principle (like never going to games) and the endless gloating when your equally endless forecasts of doom come true. It is patently obvious to all but your small, sneering band of acolytes that you HATE Norwich City Football Club and its supporters. Your incessant needy, attention-craving posts suggest deeply-rooted self-esteem issues. Nothing NCFC do will ever be good enough for you, Lord Haw-Haw, so carry on your protests against us not being in the Champions League or whatever it is this week, no-one else really cares. But why bore us with your bile and vitriol? With your shared loathing of the Canaries, I’m sure you’d be greeted with open arms by the six-toed cretins at  the other end of the A140.

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I think you would find that if, by some miracle, The Stowmarket Two were to resign from the Board and leave new directors to run the club then most if not all of the criticism that you hate so much would disappear overnight. Meanwhile as I said earlier, keep that head of yours in the sand of Queen Delia Beach - you clearly love it there!  

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The perfect reply.....It ain''t her.... it''s what she''s doing.

As a person she is a total irrelevance.... as a saboteur she is heinous.....

[The Fish Seller 0]

[quote user="Major Bumpkin DSO"]

Right men, listen up!

 

What has happened has happened, we are where we are. No point crying over spilt milk, time to take it on the chin, shake the dust off and regroup for the coming campaign. New battlefields, new faces, new heroes!

 

The time has come, men, to retake the initiative on this message board and to tell Mr von Smudger and his fellow Fifth Columnists, in no uncertain terms, that we have heard enough of their childish whining.

 

Unless one is a devout follower of a Big Four club (and, therefore, probably living in Southeast Asia) one simply has to accept that one’s club will not win something every season. One has to have the stomach to deal with the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune which are simply part and parcel of the game. Relegation and promotion are vital elements of the game – if can’t accept that, I suggest it’s better that you follow American McSport™ or find a new past-time more suited to your lilly-liver disposition – perhaps yoga or making corn dollied . We’ve seen Norwich City relegated plenty of times before (and will again) and the world didn’t stop turning. Ditto promotion.

 

So cheerio Mr Smudger, you are an odd fish aren’t you. All this faux “love” for the club, your silly little points of principle (like never going to games) and the endless gloating when your equally endless forecasts of doom come true. It is patently obvious to all but your small, sneering band of acolytes that you HATE Norwich City Football Club and its supporters. Your incessant needy, attention-craving posts suggest deeply-rooted self-esteem issues. Nothing NCFC do will ever be good enough for you, Lord Haw-Haw, so carry on your protests against us not being in the Champions League or whatever it is this week, no-one else really cares. But why bore us with your bile and vitriol? With your shared loathing of the Canaries, I’m sure you’d be greeted with open arms by the six-toed cretins at  the other end of the A140.

[/quote]Aaaaah it''s nice that the happy clappers have now got themselves a proper leader, for several years they''ve been a pretty disorganised bunch. Despite regular sorties and supply drops from HQ they''ve been restricted to a bit of minor sabotage by posting randomly off track on some of the more incisive threads to appear on this forum,. Such diversionary tactics have worn rather thin and a few agents blew their cover and have been extracted or forced to adopt new identities. And not just any old leader, a Major by crikey!!! Hopefully no relation to those terrible Bumpkin characters who were around this zone a short while back. I''d expect a Major to be a true leader, a shepherd of men, you couldn''t trust those other Bumpkins to lead you up the garden path properly but credit where it''s due they did at least try.So Major Bumpkin do you see yourself as a a natural leader, a true ''Shepherd of men''?

I suspect Smudger and several others will. [:P] [:D] [:P]

[Nuff Said 5,124]

[quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Major Bumpkin DSO"]

Mmmmmm. Whilst composing that little riposte were you stretched out on a chaise longe staring dreamily at your poster of your beloved von Smudger in fully gary Glitter garb? were you? Were you, you naughty boy?

Ooooh you are awful, but I like you!

[/quote]

A regular poster with alter-ego pseudonym syndrome, probably affiliated to the SCG battalion.....Who''s it gonna be tomorrow?....Nurse Edith Cavell? "I can cure all the wounds of NCFC...It''ll take another dozen or so years for the elixir of success and for me to attempt to cover the true damage with prudent skin grafts, so I require the utmost ''patience from my patient''s''....Glory Be!"

Are you now prancing around breaking wind in your Government Surplus gas-mask....just seeing if the face seal and canister are still functioning? And sorry, but your ''gimp-suit'' isn''t actually service issue....neither are the handcuffs, satsuma, nylon tights, yellow blusher and crimson lippy....

[/quote]The sense of humour bypass was completely successful then Mello? Lighten up a tad!

[Mello Yello 2,289]

[quote user="Nuff Said"][quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="Major Bumpkin DSO"]

Mmmmmm. Whilst composing that little riposte were you stretched out on a chaise longe staring dreamily at your poster of your beloved von Smudger in fully gary Glitter garb? were you? Were you, you naughty boy?

Ooooh you are awful, but I like you!

[/quote]

A regular poster with alter-ego pseudonym syndrome, probably affiliated to the SCG battalion.....Who''s it gonna be tomorrow?....Nurse Edith Cavell? "I can cure all the wounds of NCFC...It''ll take another dozen or so years for the elixir of success and for me to attempt to cover the true damage with prudent skin grafts, so I require the utmost ''patience from my patient''s''....Glory Be!"

Are you now prancing around breaking wind in your Government Surplus gas-mask....just seeing if the face seal and canister are still functioning? And sorry, but your ''gimp-suit'' isn''t actually service issue....neither are the handcuffs, satsuma, nylon tights, yellow blusher and crimson lippy....

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The sense of humour bypass was completely successful then Mello? Lighten up a tad!
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Sorry?..... I''m having fun, and thoroughly enjoying myself. What''s wrong with that?

Now, why don''t you lighten up.....

 

[Crafty Canary 495]

The major has taken a leaf out of Blackadder''s book. By talking such utter bollocks he''s clearly hoping to show he''s gone lah-lah and thus get his return ticket to Blighty. It didn''t work for Backie so it certainly won''t work for this tin-pot poodle!!