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....if I was 20 years older......Happy Birthday ma''am (bow and touch forelock)... thank you thank thank youxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Happy Birthday your cookiness and have a glass or three!

The thought of you standing in your kitchen shouting "come on lets be having you" at Michael

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[quote user="Delia Out!"]

[quote user="coops"]Thanks for nothing you clueless clown![/quote]

 

 

If only we could give her the magic gift of making all the bad publicity go away!

''Poor Delia Smith, 68 today. The iconic chef, whom many have seen as the shining, classic embodiment of the happy British kitchen for a generation, has caused such a catastrophic backlash with her TV series, "How To Cheat at Cooking," that she may never recover. Alas, Ms. Smith, who suggests using ready-made foods, such as frozen mashed potatoes and packaged grated cheese, has angered pretty much every member of the food police in Britain, from yuppie to medical charity. The campaign group Consensus Action of Salt and Health (CASH) has collected figures showing that Ms. Smith uses outrageous levels of salt in her recipes; her Carbonara Real Quick, with its bacon bits and lots of Pecorino, contains 7 grams per serving. The recommended daily salt intake is 6 grams. CASH accuses her of putting people''s health at risk with the recipes in this series — as if Delia is single-handedly going over to people''s houses and poisoning them, or forcing their hand at the stove. Some reports have even had her responsible for potentially "killing" people with her recipes.

Heart Research UK warned that the recipes on "How To Cheat at Cooking" should be taken with a pinch of — well, not salt — and only used occasionally. The group''s lifestyle manager, Denis Armstrong, said: "It''s a shame that Delia hasn''t used her good reputation to encourage people to eat a healthier diet by demonstrating the many ways to make quick and easy meals, using healthy ingredients, without resorting to high salt, high fat foods." Evidently in these days of food-obsessed, organic-mad, locally sourced, environmentally crazed uprightness, Delia has done just about the worst thing possible. Sadly for Delia, as she approaches the age of 70 she seems to be pressing the self-destruct button. A review of media (in it''s many forms) results in an ever growing number of controversial cookery issues of which she is the root cause.

Perhaps she should have entered retirement three years ago.''

 

Oh yes - Happy Birthday, Smith.

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If only we could give her the magic gift of making all the bad publicity go away!

''Poor Delia Smith, 68 today. The iconic chef, whom many have seen as the shining, classic embodiment of the happy British kitchen for a generation, has caused such a catastrophic backlash with her TV series, "How To Cheat at Cooking," that she may never recover. Alas, Ms. Smith, who suggests using ready-made foods, such as frozen mashed potatoes and packaged grated cheese, has angered pretty much every member of the food police in Britain, from yuppie to medical charity. The campaign group Consensus Action of Salt and Health (CASH) has collected figures showing that Ms. Smith uses outrageous levels of salt in her recipes; her Carbonara Real Quick, with its bacon bits and lots of Pecorino, contains 7 grams per serving. The recommended daily salt intake is 6 grams. CASH accuses her of putting people''s health at risk with the recipes in this series — as if Delia is single-handedly going over to people''s houses and poisoning them, or forcing their hand at the stove. Some reports have even had her responsible for potentially "killing" people with her recipes.

Heart Research UK warned that the recipes on "How To Cheat at Cooking" should be taken with a pinch of — well, not salt — and only used occasionally. The group''s lifestyle manager, Denis Armstrong, said: "It''s a shame that Delia hasn''t used her good reputation to encourage people to eat a healthier diet by demonstrating the many ways to make quick and easy meals, using healthy ingredients, without resorting to high salt, high fat foods." Evidently in these days of food-obsessed, organic-mad, locally sourced, environmentally crazed uprightness, Delia has done just about the worst thing possible. Sadly for Delia, as she approaches the age of 70 she seems to be pressing the self-destruct button. A review of media (in it''s many forms) results in an ever growing number of controversial cookery issues of which she is the root cause.

Perhaps she should have entered retirement three years ago.''

 

Oh yes - Happy Birthday, Smith.

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[quote user="ncfcrule"]68!![/quote]

If only we could give her the magic gift of making all the bad publicity go away!

''Poor Delia Smith, 68 today. The iconic chef, whom many have seen as the shining, classic embodiment of the happy British kitchen for a generation, has caused such a catastrophic backlash with her TV series, "How To Cheat at Cooking," that she may never recover. Alas, Ms. Smith, who suggests using ready-made foods, such as frozen mashed potatoes and packaged grated cheese, has angered pretty much every member of the food police in Britain, from yuppie to medical charity. The campaign group Consensus Action of Salt and Health (CASH) has collected figures showing that Ms. Smith uses outrageous levels of salt in her recipes; her Carbonara Real Quick, with its bacon bits and lots of Pecorino, contains 7 grams per serving. The recommended daily salt intake is 6 grams. CASH accuses her of putting people''s health at risk with the recipes in this series — as if Delia is single-handedly going over to people''s houses and poisoning them, or forcing their hand at the stove. Some reports have even had her responsible for potentially "killing" people with her recipes.

Heart Research UK warned that the recipes on "How To Cheat at Cooking" should be taken with a pinch of — well, not salt — and only used occasionally. The group''s lifestyle manager, Denis Armstrong, said: "It''s a shame that Delia hasn''t used her good reputation to encourage people to eat a healthier diet by demonstrating the many ways to make quick and easy meals, using healthy ingredients, without resorting to high salt, high fat foods." Evidently in these days of food-obsessed, organic-mad, locally sourced, environmentally crazed uprightness, Delia has done just about the worst thing possible. Sadly for Delia, as she approaches the age of 70 she seems to be pressing the self-destruct button. A review of media (in it''s many forms) results in an ever growing number of controversial cookery issues of which she is the root cause.

Perhaps she should have entered retirement three years ago.''

 

Oh yes - Happy Birthday, Smith.

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[quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]

And in what capacity do you want her at the club for many more years?

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[quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]

Oh and i think you missed the word ''Clappy'' Between Happy'' and ''years''!

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[quote user="Arthur Whittle OBE"]

[quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]

And in what capacity do you want her at the club for many more years?

[/quote]

In her current role. Hopefully we can get some more investment but she has been great for this club. Some people are just so ungrateful. She''s not super rich and has saved our bacon

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[quote user="Arthur Whittle OBE"]

[quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]

Oh and i think you missed the word ''Clappy'' Between Happy'' and ''years''!

[/quote]

No need to be nasty Arthur

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[quote user="Facebook Sam"][quote user="Arthur Whittle OBE"]

[quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]

And in what capacity do you want her at the club for many more years?

[/quote]

In her current role. Hopefully we can get some more investment but she has been great for this club. Some people are just so ungrateful. She''s not super rich and has saved our bacon

[/quote]

When did she save our Bacon?

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[quote user="Facebook Sam"][quote user="Arthur Whittle OBE"]

[quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]

And in what capacity do you want her at the club for many more years?

[/quote]

In her current role. Hopefully we can get some more investment but she has been great for this club. Some people are just so ungrateful. She''s not super rich and has saved our bacon

[/quote]

What a silly billy you are - extra lessons for you I''m affraid.

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[quote user="Facebook Sam"][quote user="Arthur Whittle OBE"]

[quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]

Oh and i think you missed the word ''Clappy'' Between Happy'' and ''years''!

[/quote]

No need to be nasty Arthur

[/quote]

Joke mate......but true..[;)]

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[quote user="city-till-i-die"]hopw u received my pooh parcel...you "%%^^ £"%^    %$%£$^   £"$ £"$    b i a c h[/quote]

Classic!

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[quote user="Facebook Sam"]Many happy returns Delia. Hope you have a lovely birthday and heres to many more happy years at the club[/quote]

Are you being serious?

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