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[quote user="big dick sanchez"]What would it be called?  What would be their holy text? 

All puns very welcome.
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It would be the Deliaiteology, more of a cult than a religion as such.

The holy text would be called simply ''How to cook''.

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[quote user="Cluck is God"]Shamin''-ism.......[/quote]

Oi.... this was both a quick witted and intelligent reply by moi!.....

 I will now continue to bump this thread until someone agrees with me......

Bloody palestines!.........

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[quote user="Belaugh Yellow"]That was a awefu.... i mean great witty joke.[/quote]

Do you really really mean that?.....

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[quote user="Belaugh Yellow"]yes i really mean that........ iam still in tears laughing about it[/quote]

Bless you.......

You''ve made me a very happy bird indeed.......[;)]

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[quote user="Cluck is God"]

[quote user="Cluck is God"]Shamin''-ism.......[/quote]

Oi.... this was both a quick witted and intelligent reply by moi!.....

 I will now continue to bump this thread until someone agrees with me......

Bloody palestines!.........

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''Philistines'' surely? Or is this one of these very subtle Zionist propoganda things I keep reading about?

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[quote user="Cluck is God"]

[quote user="Cluck is God"]Shamin''-ism.......[/quote]

Oi.... this was both a quick witted and intelligent reply by moi!.....

 I will now continue to bump this thread until someone agrees with me......

Bloody palestines!.........

[/quote]I presume you mean Philisines but palestines will do!

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[quote user="james norwich"]Whatever the religion she''ll get chucked out for over doing the red wine at communion.[/quote]She''s a Catholic.... not red wine by the time she gets a sip....... Transubstantiation and all that...

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[quote user="Chrisr"][quote user="Cluck is God"]

[quote user="Cluck is God"]Shamin''-ism.......[/quote]

Oi.... this was both a quick witted and intelligent reply by moi!.....

 I will now continue to bump this thread until someone agrees with me......

Bloody palestines!.........

[/quote]

I presume you mean Philisines but palestines will do!






[/quote]

It''s just one of my regular deliberate faux pas..... However I can''t say I know what a philisine is....... [;)]

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Given her wonderful recipe for melting chocolate pudding I could see myself becoming a pudist......

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[quote user="Facebook Sam"]I really hope she doesn''t read this. You people should be ashamed of yourselves[/quote]

Plonker! Your should change your name to Rodney.

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