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That was nice and lighthearted for a breezy Friday![:)]

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[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"]

Enjoy...

http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx

[/quote]

Thank you Pete for sharing this,

We promise not to take the p1ss,

Tis nice to see some culture here,

Oh my I do feel rather queer....

Anon.

[/quote]What''s that I see up on my roof?

It''s Cluck, our little feathered poof! [:D]

[/quote]

You must be politically correct Lapp,Gay birds are called lesbians.

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[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"]

Enjoy...

http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx

[/quote]

Thank you Pete for sharing this,

We promise not to take the p1ss,

Tis nice to see some culture here,

Oh my I do feel rather queer....

Anon.

[/quote]What''s that I see up on my roof?

It''s Cluck, our little feathered poof! [:D]

[/quote]

As cocks and hens possess a vent.

It''s hardly likely that I''m bent.

But if you ever need some proof

I''m at it now up on your roof....

[;)]

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[quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"]

Enjoy...

http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx

[/quote]

Thank you Pete for sharing this,

We promise not to take the p1ss,

Tis nice to see some culture here,

Oh my I do feel rather queer....

Anon.

[/quote]What''s that I see up on my roof?

It''s Cluck, our little feathered poof! [:D]

[/quote]

As cocks and hens possess a vent.

It''s hardly likely that I''m bent.

But if you ever need some proof

I''m at it now up on your roof....

[;)]

[/quote]

Oh i get it now"as cocks and hens possess a vent" you must be transexual.

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[quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"]

Enjoy...

http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx

[/quote]

Thank you Pete for sharing this,

We promise not to take the p1ss,

Tis nice to see some culture here,

Oh my I do feel rather queer....

Anon.

[/quote]What''s that I see up on my roof?

It''s Cluck, our little feathered poof! [:D]

[/quote]

As cocks and hens possess a vent.

It''s hardly likely that I''m bent.

But if you ever need some proof

I''m at it now up on your roof....

[;)]

[/quote]

Oh i get it now"as cocks and hens possess a vent" you must be transexual.

[/quote]

Yeah... saves all that buggering about.....

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[quote user="pennywise "]

i`d rather be a happy sheep

than a condesending sneering creep

[:D]

[/quote]

There there now sweet little lamby.

Pleased to be so namby pamby.

One day though you''ll come to be.

A Delia-Outer... just like me.

 

 

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It was on Carrow Bridge at midnight

His arm was all a quiver

He gave a cough, his leg fell off

And floated down the river.

 

OK OK nothing to do with footy, but a great poem!

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[quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "]

i`d rather be a happy sheep

than a condesending sneering creep

[:D]

[/quote]

There there now sweet little lamby.

Pleased to be so namby pamby.

One day though you''ll come to be.

A Delia-Outer... just like me.

 

 

[/quote]

so what makes you think it is you ?

the one that i`m referring to ?

something about your persona ?

a serial  whinger and moaner ?

oh to be like you ? now  theres a thought

its making me feel quite distraught

i`ve  lay down on my bed and cried

i`m contemplating suicide

 

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[quote user="pennywise "][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "]

i`d rather be a happy sheep

than a condesending sneering creep

[:D]

[/quote]

There there now sweet little lamby.

Pleased to be so namby pamby.

One day though you''ll come to be.

A Delia-Outer... just like me.

 

 

[/quote]

so what makes you think it is you ?

the one that i`m referring to ?

something about your persona ?

a serial  whinger and moaner ?

oh to be like you ? now  theres a thought

its making me feel quite distraught

i`ve  lay down on my bed and cried

i`m contemplating suicide

 

[/quote]

You should be so lucky son.

To be like me and want some fun.

If suicide is what you crave.

I''ll get my spade and dig your grave.

 

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[quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "]

i`d rather be a happy sheep

than a condesending sneering creep

[:D]

[/quote]

There there now sweet little lamby.

Pleased to be so namby pamby.

One day though you''ll come to be.

A Delia-Outer... just like me.

 

 

[/quote]

so what makes you think it is you ?

the one that i`m referring to ?

something about your persona ?

a serial  whinger and moaner ?

oh to be like you ? now  theres a thought

its making me feel quite distraught

i`ve  lay down on my bed and cried

i`m contemplating suicide

 

[/quote]

You should be so lucky son.

To be like me and want some fun.

If suicide is what you crave.

I''ll get my spade and dig your grave.

 

[/quote]

Can I come along and bring my shovel?And bury the clown that does nothing but grovelOr maybe cremate him and scatter his ashes on s*itA worthy resting place for a total f*ck-wit

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[quote user="Shyster"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "]

i`d rather be a happy sheep

than a condesending sneering creep

[:D]

[/quote]

There there now sweet little lamby.

Pleased to be so namby pamby.

One day though you''ll come to be.

A Delia-Outer... just like me.

 

 

[/quote]

so what makes you think it is you ?

the one that i`m referring to ?

something about your persona ?

a serial  whinger and moaner ?

oh to be like you ? now  theres a thought

its making me feel quite distraught

i`ve  lay down on my bed and cried

i`m contemplating suicide

 

[/quote]

You should be so lucky son.

To be like me and want some fun.

If suicide is what you crave.

I''ll get my spade and dig your grave.

 

[/quote]




Can I come along and bring my shovel?

And bury the clown that does nothing but grovel

Or maybe cremate him and scatter his ashes on s*it

A worthy resting place for a total f*ck-wit
[/quote]

me a groveller ? thats a bit rich

from cluck and smudgers number 1 bitch

no offence but i think i kinder

prefer the insults from the organ grinder   [:D]

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Of course you''re welcome Shyster mate.

Together we''ll a hole create.

Chuck him in before he''s dead.

Then watch the worms devour his head.

 

 

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Cluck and Shyster arm in arm,

Clucky''s wit and Shyster''s charm.

But, are they trying to avoid,

Shyster''s old friend, Asteroid?

[:^)][;)]

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[quote user="lappinitup"]

Cluck and Shyster arm in arm,

Clucky''s wit and Shyster''s charm.

But, are they trying to avoid,

Shyster''s old friend, Asteroid?

[:^)][;)]

[/quote]

Lappy Lappy Happy Clappy.

Wets himself and needs a nappy.

Wears a bra and silky pants.

Queen of all the sychophants......

 

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[quote user="Cluck is God"]

Of course you''re welcome Shyster mate.

Together we''ll a hole create.

Chuck him in before he''s dead.

Then watch the worms devour his head.

 

 

[/quote]

now come on cluck  thats not so nice

a happy clapper sacrifice ?

should enjoy your day in  sun

now that we are in league one

those years of saying told you so

and delia just has to go

when everbody else was cheering

you stuck doggedly to sneering

i don`t know why your in a strop ?

did you get turned down for swap shop ?

but heres a thought to take away

a broken clocks right twice a day  [:D]

 

 

 

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Cluck and Shyster arm in arm,

Poor Cluck had fell for Shysters charm,

He didn''t see the mortal danger,

Hooking up with this fearsome stranger.

 

C''mon says Shys, we''ll take a walk,

Poor Cluck, excited by this talk,

Went hand in wing towards the wood,

Shysters plans were not so good.

 

Shyster threw some corn around,

Cluck started pecking off the ground.

head to the ground, bum to the skies,

He never saw shyster undoing his flies.

 

Shyster went off at a fearful pace,

Then with a look of fury on his face,

"I''m not the first Cluck, that I reckon,

You''re letting me have sloppy seconds".

 

Of course said Cluck, don''t you see,

There''s only one true love for me,

Hung like a donkey, bawls like a bull,

It''s Smudger, that I want to pull.

 

Poor Shyster, walked off in dejection.

What a waste of a good erection.

Now Smudger''s waiting for his bird,

With plenty of stuffing I have heard.

 

Cluck and Smudger, arm in arm,

Got married on a chicken farm.

Poor Shyster''s up in heaven above....

What good''s Viagra without your love!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[quote user="lappinitup"]

Cluck and Shyster arm in arm,

Poor Cluck had fell for Shysters charm,

He didn''t see the mortal danger,

Hooking up with this fearsome stranger.

 

C''mon says Shys, we''ll take a walk,

Poor Cluck, excited by this talk,

Went hand in wing towards the wood,

Shysters plans were not so good.

 

Shyster threw some corn around,

Cluck started pecking off the ground.

head to the ground, bum to the skies,

He never saw shyster undoing his flies.

 

Shyster went off at a fearful pace,

Then with a look of fury on his face,

"I''m not the first Cluck, that I reckon,

You''re letting me have sloppy seconds".

 

Of course said Cluck, don''t you see,

There''s only one true love for me,

Hung like a donkey, bawls like a bull,

It''s Smudger, that I want to pull.

 

Poor Shyster, walked off in dejection.

What a waste of a good erection.

Now Smudger''s waiting for his bird,

With plenty of stuffing I have heard.

 

Cluck and Smudger, arm in arm,

Got married on a chicken farm.

Poor Shyster''s up in heaven above....

What good''s Viagra without your love!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[/quote]

Bastard.....

I''m not playing any more now           [:)]

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[quote user="lappinitup"]

Cluck and Shyster arm in arm,

Poor Cluck had fell for Shysters charm,

He didn''t see the mortal danger,

Hooking up with this fearsome stranger.

 

C''mon says Shys, we''ll take a walk,

Poor Cluck, excited by this talk,

Went hand in wing towards the wood,

Shysters plans were not so good.

 

Shyster threw some corn around,

Cluck started pecking off the ground.

head to the ground, bum to the skies,

He never saw shyster undoing his flies.

 

Shyster went off at a fearful pace,

Then with a look of fury on his face,

"I''m not the first Cluck, that I reckon,

You''re letting me have sloppy seconds".

 

Of course said Cluck, don''t you see,

There''s only one true love for me,

Hung like a donkey, bawls like a bull,

It''s Smudger, that I want to pull.

 

Poor Shyster, walked off in dejection.

What a waste of a good erection.

Now Smudger''s waiting for his bird,

With plenty of stuffing I have heard.

 

Cluck and Smudger, arm in arm,

Got married on a chicken farm.

Poor Shyster''s up in heaven above....

What good''s Viagra without your love!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[/quote]

When anybody asks why I come to this place, all I have to do is point them in the direction of posts/threads such as this and all is explained.Brilliant.  [:D]

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Yeah.... What spoils it is when people start going on about football though......

Booooooooooring...   [:^)]

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