Pete Raven 276 Posted June 19, 2009 Enjoy...http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted June 19, 2009 ah bless, it rhymes [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LQ 0 Posted June 19, 2009 That was nice and lighthearted for a breezy Friday![:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Voice Of Reason 0 Posted June 19, 2009 McNally being pally up an alley?Gary searched deep down inside his soul for those sentiments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 19, 2009 [quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"]Enjoy...http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx[/quote]Thank you Pete for sharing this,We promise not to take the p1ss,Tis nice to see some culture here,Oh my I do feel rather queer....Anon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted June 19, 2009 [quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"] Enjoy...http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx[/quote]Thank you Pete for sharing this,We promise not to take the p1ss,Tis nice to see some culture here,Oh my I do feel rather queer....Anon.[/quote]What''s that I see up on my roof?It''s Cluck, our little feathered poof! [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,745 Posted June 19, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"] Enjoy...http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx[/quote]Thank you Pete for sharing this,We promise not to take the p1ss,Tis nice to see some culture here,Oh my I do feel rather queer....Anon.[/quote]What''s that I see up on my roof?It''s Cluck, our little feathered poof! [:D][/quote]You must be politically correct Lapp,Gay birds are called lesbians. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 19, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"] Enjoy...http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx[/quote]Thank you Pete for sharing this,We promise not to take the p1ss,Tis nice to see some culture here,Oh my I do feel rather queer....Anon.[/quote]What''s that I see up on my roof?It''s Cluck, our little feathered poof! [:D][/quote]As cocks and hens possess a vent.It''s hardly likely that I''m bent.But if you ever need some proofI''m at it now up on your roof....[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,745 Posted June 19, 2009 [quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"] Enjoy...http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx[/quote]Thank you Pete for sharing this,We promise not to take the p1ss,Tis nice to see some culture here,Oh my I do feel rather queer....Anon.[/quote]What''s that I see up on my roof?It''s Cluck, our little feathered poof! [:D][/quote]As cocks and hens possess a vent.It''s hardly likely that I''m bent.But if you ever need some proofI''m at it now up on your roof....[;)][/quote]Oh i get it now"as cocks and hens possess a vent" you must be transexual. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 19, 2009 [quote user="TIL 1010"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"] Enjoy...http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx[/quote]Thank you Pete for sharing this,We promise not to take the p1ss,Tis nice to see some culture here,Oh my I do feel rather queer....Anon.[/quote]What''s that I see up on my roof?It''s Cluck, our little feathered poof! [:D][/quote]As cocks and hens possess a vent.It''s hardly likely that I''m bent.But if you ever need some proofI''m at it now up on your roof....[;)][/quote]Oh i get it now"as cocks and hens possess a vent" you must be transexual.[/quote]Yeah... saves all that buggering about..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 19, 2009 [quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="Sports Desk - Pete"]Enjoy...http://new.pinkun.com/content/columns/poetscorner.aspx[/quote]Thank you Pete for sharing this,We promise not to take the p1ss,Tis nice to see some culture here,Oh my I do feel rather queer....Anon.[/quote][:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted June 20, 2009 Sammy Clinganis quite mingin''But Jon Otsemobor?Phwoar! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pennywise 0 Posted June 20, 2009 i`d rather be a happy sheepthan a condesending sneering creep[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 20, 2009 [quote user="pennywise "]i`d rather be a happy sheepthan a condesending sneering creep[:D][/quote]There there now sweet little lamby.Pleased to be so namby pamby.One day though you''ll come to be.A Delia-Outer... just like me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 902 Posted June 20, 2009 It was on Carrow Bridge at midnightHis arm was all a quiverHe gave a cough, his leg fell offAnd floated down the river. OK OK nothing to do with footy, but a great poem! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pennywise 0 Posted June 20, 2009 [quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "] i`d rather be a happy sheepthan a condesending sneering creep[:D][/quote]There there now sweet little lamby.Pleased to be so namby pamby.One day though you''ll come to be.A Delia-Outer... just like me. [/quote]so what makes you think it is you ?the one that i`m referring to ?something about your persona ?a serial whinger and moaner ?oh to be like you ? now theres a thoughtits making me feel quite distraughti`ve lay down on my bed and criedi`m contemplating suicide Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted June 20, 2009 Yourself you must not top,In a hissy strop, And not because of Cluck,Who doesn''t give a ...........damn! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 20, 2009 [quote user="pennywise "][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "] i`d rather be a happy sheepthan a condesending sneering creep[:D][/quote]There there now sweet little lamby.Pleased to be so namby pamby.One day though you''ll come to be.A Delia-Outer... just like me. [/quote]so what makes you think it is you ?the one that i`m referring to ?something about your persona ?a serial whinger and moaner ?oh to be like you ? now theres a thoughtits making me feel quite distraughti`ve lay down on my bed and criedi`m contemplating suicide [/quote]You should be so lucky son.To be like me and want some fun.If suicide is what you crave.I''ll get my spade and dig your grave. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "] i`d rather be a happy sheepthan a condesending sneering creep[:D][/quote]There there now sweet little lamby.Pleased to be so namby pamby.One day though you''ll come to be.A Delia-Outer... just like me. [/quote]so what makes you think it is you ?the one that i`m referring to ?something about your persona ?a serial whinger and moaner ?oh to be like you ? now theres a thoughtits making me feel quite distraughti`ve lay down on my bed and criedi`m contemplating suicide [/quote]You should be so lucky son.To be like me and want some fun.If suicide is what you crave.I''ll get my spade and dig your grave. [/quote]Can I come along and bring my shovel?And bury the clown that does nothing but grovelOr maybe cremate him and scatter his ashes on s*itA worthy resting place for a total f*ck-wit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pennywise 0 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "][quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="pennywise "] i`d rather be a happy sheepthan a condesending sneering creep[:D][/quote]There there now sweet little lamby.Pleased to be so namby pamby.One day though you''ll come to be.A Delia-Outer... just like me. [/quote]so what makes you think it is you ?the one that i`m referring to ?something about your persona ?a serial whinger and moaner ?oh to be like you ? now theres a thoughtits making me feel quite distraughti`ve lay down on my bed and criedi`m contemplating suicide [/quote]You should be so lucky son.To be like me and want some fun.If suicide is what you crave.I''ll get my spade and dig your grave. [/quote]Can I come along and bring my shovel?And bury the clown that does nothing but grovelOr maybe cremate him and scatter his ashes on s*itA worthy resting place for a total f*ck-wit[/quote]me a groveller ? thats a bit richfrom cluck and smudgers number 1 bitchno offence but i think i kinderprefer the insults from the organ grinder [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 21, 2009 Of course you''re welcome Shyster mate.Together we''ll a hole create.Chuck him in before he''s dead.Then watch the worms devour his head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted June 21, 2009 Cluck and Shyster arm in arm,Clucky''s wit and Shyster''s charm.But, are they trying to avoid, Shyster''s old friend, Asteroid?[:^)][;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"]Cluck and Shyster arm in arm,Clucky''s wit and Shyster''s charm.But, are they trying to avoid, Shyster''s old friend, Asteroid?[:^)][;)][/quote]Lappy Lappy Happy Clappy.Wets himself and needs a nappy.Wears a bra and silky pants.Queen of all the sychophants...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pennywise 0 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="Cluck is God"]Of course you''re welcome Shyster mate.Together we''ll a hole create.Chuck him in before he''s dead.Then watch the worms devour his head. [/quote]now come on cluck thats not so nicea happy clapper sacrifice ?should enjoy your day in sunnow that we are in league onethose years of saying told you soand delia just has to gowhen everbody else was cheeringyou stuck doggedly to sneeringi don`t know why your in a strop ?did you get turned down for swap shop ?but heres a thought to take awaya broken clocks right twice a day [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted June 21, 2009 Cluck and Shyster arm in arm,Poor Cluck had fell for Shysters charm,He didn''t see the mortal danger, Hooking up with this fearsome stranger. C''mon says Shys, we''ll take a walk,Poor Cluck, excited by this talk,Went hand in wing towards the wood,Shysters plans were not so good. Shyster threw some corn around,Cluck started pecking off the ground.head to the ground, bum to the skies,He never saw shyster undoing his flies. Shyster went off at a fearful pace,Then with a look of fury on his face,"I''m not the first Cluck, that I reckon,You''re letting me have sloppy seconds". Of course said Cluck, don''t you see,There''s only one true love for me,Hung like a donkey, bawls like a bull,It''s Smudger, that I want to pull. Poor Shyster, walked off in dejection.What a waste of a good erection.Now Smudger''s waiting for his bird,With plenty of stuffing I have heard. Cluck and Smudger, arm in arm,Got married on a chicken farm. Poor Shyster''s up in heaven above....What good''s Viagra without your love! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pennywise 0 Posted June 21, 2009 that is just too funny lmao [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"] Cluck and Shyster arm in arm,Poor Cluck had fell for Shysters charm,He didn''t see the mortal danger, Hooking up with this fearsome stranger. C''mon says Shys, we''ll take a walk,Poor Cluck, excited by this talk,Went hand in wing towards the wood,Shysters plans were not so good. Shyster threw some corn around,Cluck started pecking off the ground.head to the ground, bum to the skies,He never saw shyster undoing his flies. Shyster went off at a fearful pace,Then with a look of fury on his face,"I''m not the first Cluck, that I reckon,You''re letting me have sloppy seconds". Of course said Cluck, don''t you see,There''s only one true love for me,Hung like a donkey, bawls like a bull,It''s Smudger, that I want to pull. Poor Shyster, walked off in dejection.What a waste of a good erection.Now Smudger''s waiting for his bird,With plenty of stuffing I have heard. Cluck and Smudger, arm in arm,Got married on a chicken farm. Poor Shyster''s up in heaven above....What good''s Viagra without your love! [/quote]Bastard.....I''m not playing any more now [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 22, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"]Cluck and Shyster arm in arm,Poor Cluck had fell for Shysters charm,He didn''t see the mortal danger, Hooking up with this fearsome stranger. C''mon says Shys, we''ll take a walk,Poor Cluck, excited by this talk,Went hand in wing towards the wood,Shysters plans were not so good. Shyster threw some corn around,Cluck started pecking off the ground.head to the ground, bum to the skies,He never saw shyster undoing his flies. Shyster went off at a fearful pace,Then with a look of fury on his face,"I''m not the first Cluck, that I reckon,You''re letting me have sloppy seconds". Of course said Cluck, don''t you see,There''s only one true love for me,Hung like a donkey, bawls like a bull,It''s Smudger, that I want to pull. Poor Shyster, walked off in dejection.What a waste of a good erection.Now Smudger''s waiting for his bird,With plenty of stuffing I have heard. Cluck and Smudger, arm in arm,Got married on a chicken farm. Poor Shyster''s up in heaven above....What good''s Viagra without your love! [/quote]When anybody asks why I come to this place, all I have to do is point them in the direction of posts/threads such as this and all is explained.Brilliant. [:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 22, 2009 Yeah.... What spoils it is when people start going on about football though......Booooooooooring... [:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites