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Does 1st Wizard EVER leave his PC?????

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[quote user="Buckethead"]It''s been 2087 days since Wiz joined the forum so that''s a modest 5.2 posts per day on average.[/quote]Don''t forget the times when he''s (metaphorically) stormed off in a huff claiming he''ll not return to these parts again.... those periods of down-time must knock off, oohhh.... minutes from his posting time.... At least CT has stamina when he throws a wobbly... [:P]

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[quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="Buckethead"]It''s been 2087 days since Wiz joined the forum so that''s a modest 5.2 posts per day on average.
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Don''t forget the times when he''s (metaphorically) stormed off in a huff claiming he''ll not return to these parts again.... those periods of down-time must knock off, oohhh.... minutes from his posting time.... At least CT has stamina when he throws a wobbly... [:P]
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Yes, he has the edge on me for that..............and how long ago was that Evil...........5-6 years maybe?.................I was but a virgin back then![:D]

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[quote user="Evil Monkey"][quote user="Buckethead"]It''s been 2087 days since Wiz joined the forum so that''s a modest 5.2 posts per day on average.
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Don''t forget the times when he''s (metaphorically) stormed off in a huff claiming he''ll not return to these parts again.... those periods of down-time must knock off, oohhh.... minutes from his posting time.... At least CT has stamina when he throws a wobbly... [:P]
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Yes, he has the edge on me for that..............and how long ago was that Evil...........5-6 years maybe?.................I was but a virgin back then![:D]

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Steady on mate, virgins are a rare commodity these days [:D]

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[quote user="Evil Monkey"]At least CT has stamina when he throws a wobbly[/quote]He''s been lurking on here today! He''ll be back just as soon as someone shows a little sympathy. [;)]

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[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="First Wizard"]I was but a virgin back then![:D][/quote]Did you get used in a hex? [:^)][/quote]

Must have at some point![:''(]

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I know for a fact he leaves his PC for regular toilet breaks. Also Mrs Wiz put a stop to his habit of dining at the keyboard. His keyboard accumulated such a large quantity of crumbs, drool and sundry food waste, that it was becoming almost impossible to clean.

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[quote user="Pablos pubic perm"]I know for a fact he leaves his PC for regular toilet breaks. Also Mrs Wiz put a stop to his habit of dining at the keyboard. His keyboard accumulated such a large quantity of crumbs, drool and sundry food waste, that it was becoming almost impossible to clean.[/quote]

Wrong!

The only food consumed at my keyboard are wine gums Pablo, I became addicted to them whilst giving up fags 5 years ago!

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I''l try wine gums next time i decide to try and give up, after drunkenly watching lethal weapon about a year back i tried following the dog biscuit route but that didn''t work.

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[quote user="First Wizard"]The only food consumed at my keyboard are wine gums Pablo, I became addicted to them whilst giving up fags 5 years ago![/quote]Probably explains why you always come over as being three sheets to the wind then! [:D]

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[quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="First Wizard"]The only food consumed at my keyboard are wine gums Pablo, I became addicted to them whilst giving up fags 5 years ago![/quote]Probably explains why you always come over as being three sheets to the wind then! [:D][/quote]

I''ve just had three sheets and the wind.....

Must be catching.......

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[quote user="Cluck is God"][quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="First Wizard"]The only food consumed at my keyboard are wine gums Pablo, I became addicted to them whilst giving up fags 5 years ago![/quote]Probably explains why you always come over as being three sheets to the wind then! [:D][/quote]

I''ve just had three sheets and the wind.....

Must be catching.......[/quote]I just hope the vent ilation is good then!

Vent.............my arse!

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[quote user="Lambo"]I''l try wine gums next time i decide to try and give up, after drunkenly watching lethal weapon about a year back i tried following the dog biscuit route but that didn''t work.[/quote]

They worked for me Lambo, and I was a 60 a day man! nicotine patches were useless, but get to the 3 month ''wall'' and you''ve cracked it.[Y]

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