dpit 1 Posted June 21, 2009 There was a young gaffer callled GunnyWhose club had run out of moneyNow our greatest thrill Is signing up Gill And beating off interest from Scunny Someone (everyone) must be able to do better than this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted June 21, 2009 lol that''s nay too badIt takes me ages to do limericks, but I will think about it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideshow Tim 110 Posted June 21, 2009 I bet you''ve been writing that all weekend.There was a poster called dpitHis limericks were ever so s**tIt was Nelson not Gillthat was Scunny bound you dillI bet you now feel a bit of a twitNot really. It was actually very good mate! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuanVelasco 27 Posted June 21, 2009 There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,Fotheringham his name and he was bland,Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,Stamping his feet in toddler mode,Now to be seen shopping at Poundland. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
. 0 Posted June 21, 2009 Well there''s a Limerick in Maine...US of Arseholes...Theres another one just outside Ontario...Canada. Theres another one in New South Wales Australia.... plus of course the one in County Limerick...Ireland. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 21, 2009 There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted June 21, 2009 there once was a lad from bristol,he couldnt hit the goal with a pistol,when he aims for row F,he scares us half to death,yet the tw@t is still with us. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted June 21, 2009 A right back called OtsemoborFound set piece defending a choreAs opponents ran pastHe just couldn''t be arsedto stop them from trying to score.In training, Cureton looked keen,So Bryan Gunn put him back in the team.Now I sit in Row Z,All his shots hit my headBut who cares, he bleeds yellow and green. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted June 21, 2009 Now limericks can be lots of funIf posters knew how to do oneBut they''re usually so poor So please do no moreFor which I thank you a ton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shyster 0 Posted June 21, 2009 There was a young lady from EalingWho had such a peculier feelingShe lied on her backOpened her crack And pi*sed all over the ceiling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WeAreYellows49 0 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="YankeeCanary"]Now limericks can be lots of funIf posters knew how to do oneBut they''re usually so poor So please do no moreFor which I thank you a ton[/quote]lol bravo YC bravo !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="Sideshow Tim"]I bet you''ve been writing that all weekend. There was a poster called dpit His limericks were ever so s**t It was Nelson not Gill that was Scunny bound you dill I bet you now feel a bit of a twit Not really. It was actually very good mate![/quote]The Simpsons character TimHad a knowledge of limericks, slimHis lines didn''t scanSilly old manAnd now I''m doing it as bad as him Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted June 21, 2009 A central midfielder called RussellWas fond of a halfway line tussleFor trying to act hardhe was shown the red card:his brain is an underused muscle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted June 21, 2009 My favourite player was BoyerHe had a shot and a turn that could awe yaHis partner was TedI don''t mean in bed...............Last line please Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ca 1 Posted June 21, 2009 Mr Fouger was trying to raise money for CityBecause there wasn''t very much in the Kitty ( no pun intended)He made his appealand tried to strike a dealBut the fans thought his blackmail was shitty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McNamees attitude 0 Posted June 21, 2009 There once was a man called Grant,When he played well we would chant,He came back to manage,And did our club damage,He did a worse job than my Aunt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted June 21, 2009 Nice one!There was an old cockney called Glenn,Who wasn''t a leader of men.He tried very hardbut the social retardwon''t be seen in this city again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McNamees attitude 0 Posted June 21, 2009 There once was a player called Cort,Who was positively not short,He drove a Red Mazda,We saw him in Asda,Buying a bottle of Port. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ca 1 Posted June 21, 2009 There was a young man called HucksWho went to the States for less bucksHe''ll be back in the fallTo give cityangel a callOh how she loves her Hucks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuanVelasco 27 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case[/quote]Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Voice Of Reason 0 Posted June 21, 2009 Now he had a nice job did Pete,Bad posts he had to delete.When Shyster kept using bad words,And we all posted photos of birds,The goodies cried ''Mods''Pete sighed ''you sods''And Cam got to put up his feet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ca 1 Posted June 21, 2009 There was a poster called TillyWho some think acts really sillyBut he''s raised his gameand won''t be so tameSo watch out Delia the filly Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dpit 1 Posted June 21, 2009 Now the thing about players on loanI mean those that the club doesn''t ownIs that they''re just not accountableProblems insurmountableCos when the s..t hits the fan they''ve just flown Enough already... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister Chops 7 Posted June 21, 2009 I saw Jamie Cureton last scoreAt the end of the second world war.He turned and he shot,Said "right lads, that''s my lot",and ran off with a young Belgian whore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TIL 1010 4,722 Posted June 21, 2009 There was a young lady called CAWho Tilly wanted as his PAShe told him he would have to wait and seeJust in case she had a call from Alan LeeTilly replied he didn''t give two *****Cos if Alan didn''t call then she would turn to her Hucks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JuanVelasco 27 Posted June 21, 2009 [quote user="Mister Chops"]I saw Jamie Cureton last scoreAt the end of the second world war.He turned and he shot,Said "right lads, that''s my lot",and ran off with the chairmans daughtor[/quote](saying daughter in the posh way of course) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted June 21, 2009 Most of our folks like the fare as it''s cannedWhere all trace of flair has been banned.But if I had my wishes,They’d serve fiery dishesAnd have Robert Chase unbanned.OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlyBlyBabes 0 Posted June 21, 2009 I’ve rarely been tempted by munby,And smithy does nothing for me.Chasewatlingnsouth, however —Can’t miss it. Not ever!Addicted? Heck no! I’ll take all three.OTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,095 Posted June 21, 2009 Delia was one time Mrs Norwich CityShe wasn''t really a fittyThen we went downand she lost her crownNow we''re in Leauge One ''what a pity'' rubbish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yobocop 1,095 Posted June 21, 2009 This season we''ll be playing in League Onewhich means Delia will have to make more bun(s_coz we need to get more doshto get rid of the current toshthen Promotion will be near enough doneRUBBISH!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites