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There was a young gaffer callled Gunny

Whose club had run out of money

Now our greatest thrill

Is signing up Gill

And beating off interest from Scunny

 

Someone (everyone) must be able to do better than this.

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I bet you''ve been writing that all weekend.

There was a poster called dpit

His limericks were ever so s**t

It was Nelson not Gill

that was Scunny bound you dill

I bet you now feel a bit of a twit

Not really. It was actually very good mate!

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There was a crap midfielder from Jockland,

Fotheringham his name and he was bland,

Stormed down the tunnel at Carrow Road,

Stamping his feet in toddler mode,

Now to be seen shopping at Poundland.

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Well there''s a Limerick in Maine...US of Arseholes...Theres another one just outside Ontario...Canada. Theres another one in New South Wales Australia.... plus of course the one in County Limerick...Ireland.

 

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There was a young college girl called DownloadsWho befriended a poster named AceThey met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also GayAnd there I rest my case

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A right back called OtsemoborFound set piece defending a choreAs opponents ran pastHe just couldn''t be arsedto stop them from trying to score.

In training, Cureton looked keen,So Bryan Gunn put him back in the team.Now I sit in Row Z,

All his shots hit my headBut who cares, he bleeds yellow and green.

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Now limericks can be lots of fun

If posters knew how to do one

But they''re usually so poor

So please do no more

For which I thank you a ton

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There was a young lady from EalingWho had such a peculier feelingShe lied on her backOpened her crack And pi*sed all over the ceiling

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[quote user="YankeeCanary"]

Now limericks can be lots of fun

If posters knew how to do one

But they''re usually so poor

So please do no more

For which I thank you a ton

[/quote]

lol bravo YC bravo !!!

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[quote user="Sideshow Tim"]I bet you''ve been writing that all weekend. There was a poster called dpit His limericks were ever so s**t It was Nelson not Gill that was Scunny bound you dill I bet you now feel a bit of a twit Not really. It was actually very good mate![/quote]

The Simpsons character Tim

Had a knowledge of limericks, slim

His lines didn''t scan

Silly old man

And now I''m doing it as bad as him

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A central midfielder called RussellWas fond of a halfway line tussleFor trying to act hardhe was shown the red card:his brain is an underused muscle.

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My favourite player was Boyer

He had a shot and a turn that could awe ya

His partner was Ted

I don''t mean in bed

...............

Last line please

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Mr Fouger was trying to raise money for City

Because there wasn''t very much in the Kitty ( no pun intended)

He made his appeal

and tried to strike a deal

But the fans thought his blackmail was shitty

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Nice one!There was an old cockney called Glenn,Who wasn''t a leader of men.He tried very hardbut the social retardwon''t be seen in this city again.

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There was a young man called Hucks

Who went to the States for  less bucks

He''ll be back in the fall

To give cityangel a call

Oh how she loves her Hucks

 

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[quote user="Shyster"]There was a young college girl called Downloads

Who befriended a poster named Ace

They met up one day with Scottlerock who''s also Gay

And there I rest my case
[/quote]

Somebody doesnt know what a limerick is?

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Now he had a nice job did Pete,

Bad posts he had to delete.

When Shyster kept using bad words,

And we all posted photos of birds,

The goodies cried ''Mods''

Pete sighed  ''you sods''

And Cam got to put up his feet.

 

 

 

 

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There was a poster called Tilly

Who some think acts really silly

But he''s raised his game

and won''t be so tame

So watch out Delia the filly

 

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Now the thing about players on loan

I mean those that the club doesn''t own

Is that they''re just not accountable

Problems insurmountable

Cos when the s..t hits the fan they''ve just flown

 

Enough already...

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I saw Jamie Cureton last scoreAt the end of the second world war.He turned and he shot,Said "right lads, that''s my lot",and ran off with a young Belgian whore.

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There was a young lady called CA

Who Tilly wanted as his PA

She told him he would have to wait and see

Just in case she had a call from Alan Lee

Tilly replied he didn''t give two *****

Cos if Alan didn''t call then she would turn to her Hucks

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[quote user="Mister Chops"]
I saw Jamie Cureton last score
At the end of the second world war.
He turned and he shot,
Said "right lads, that''s my lot",
and ran off with the chairmans daughtor
[/quote]

(saying daughter in the posh way of course)

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Most of our folks like the fare as it''s canned
Where all trace of flair has been banned.
But if I had my wishes,
They’d serve fiery dishes
And have Robert Chase unbanned.

OTBC

 

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I’ve rarely been tempted by munby,
And smithy does nothing for me.
Chasewatlingnsouth,  however —
Can’t miss it.  Not ever!
Addicted? Heck no!  I’ll take all three.

OTBC

 

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Delia was one time Mrs Norwich City

She wasn''t really a fitty

Then we went down

and she lost her crown

Now we''re in Leauge One ''what a pity''

rubbish

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This season we''ll be playing in League One

which means Delia will have to make more bun(s_

coz we need to get more dosh

to get rid of the current tosh

then Promotion will be near enough done

RUBBISH!!!

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