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ARGHHH I Just NEEEED to start a thread...now!!!!!

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I dont care that its off topic, I dont give a stuff that this is an NCFC forum.  I need to vent to spill bile, to scream.Poo to the lot of you, its my world to and I am going to use it !!!!

ARRGHGHGHHHH !!!!!!

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where are the new signings?Where has all the money gone?Why am I not hung like a baboon?Why have I suddenly gone absolutely potty??????

These questions must be answered?

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And why is it that whenever you fancy an omlette the eggs are ALWAYS out of date?Can anyone answer that???BLERGHGHGHGHH

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People always say "a wise man once said" - but the wise men all seem to be old and lonely and covered in strange growths.  Then they die a lonley isolated death.How can that be wise?  Hmm?  Hmm?

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These are the sort of questions we should be answering.  Society changing issues that effect us all, not a bloody football team ![quote user="can u sit down please"]who picks up guide dogs poo????[/quote]

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And if proof be needed that this forum is the pits of HELL, it currently says at the bottom: Page 1 of 666

I rest my case.

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..and why do people say "rest my case" - are they pretending to be lawyers, or do they have a particularly weary suitcase????

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[quote user="ACE"]And why is it that whenever you fancy an omlette the eggs are ALWAYS out of date?Can anyone answer that???BLERGHGHGHGHH[/quote]Yes do like we do, keep your own hens and you have fresh eggs every day.[:D]

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Hens??? Whats that got to do with eggs?Everyone - cluck knows - cluck - that - cluck - eggs - cluck - come - cluck - from -cluck...TESCOOOOOO

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Don''t get in a tizz about the egg thing.So long as you keep them in the fridge at a decently low temperature they''ll be ok for omelettes for about 10 days after the stupid date stamp.You do keep them in the fridge, don''t you?

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Frieedge, I dont need no stinking frieedge...I am in the middle of a mania young lady.  Please do not attempt to be sensible.

[quote user="LQ"]Don''t get in a tizz about the egg thing.So long as you keep them in the fridge at a decently low temperature they''ll be ok for omelettes for about 10 days after the stupid date stamp.You do keep them in the fridge, don''t you?

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Cluck cluck snap?So like, rice krispies for hens then?

[quote user="IncH_HigH"][quote user="ACE"]cluck...cluck....chop.[/quote]More a cluck,cluck snap than a chop.[;)][/quote]

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Absolutely!  They just want to feel superior when they say "oooh I make my OWN jam, it tastes lovely on crumpets...."

[quote user="No Quarter"]Why do people make their own jam??  F**kers.[/quote]

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I think the hen will need more than aspirin?[quote user="LQ"]Have you tried aspirin?

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