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If I may go off-topic ever so slightly for a second (who, me ?  never) - that apprentice programme.  12 weeks of national tv exposure, multiple opportunities to make yourself look a prize pillock on national tv, and what is the prize ?  The winner works for Surallan on Digital Signage in hospitals.  Doesn''t strike me as something worth making yourself look daft for.  How many of the participants would have applied for that job if the tv program wasn''t on ?

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Jeez, 9 and a half stone - alright???I think I''m right in saying that only one of the previous Apprentice winners still works for Suralun. In fact only that one managed to last the whole year. It was amusing hearing what Yasmina''s job was going to be last night - she didn''t look too chuffed!

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[quote user="LQ"]Jeez, 9 and a half stone - alright???

I think I''m right in saying that only one of the previous Apprentice winners still works for Suralun. In fact only that one managed to last the whole year. It was amusing hearing what Yasmina''s job was going to be last night - she didn''t look too chuffed!


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From the nose, upwards?

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Every evening with the wine you could see her arrive

She had ten inch heels, weighed 245

Kind of narrow at the shoulders and broad at the hip

Everybody knew you’d get too much lip from LQ

 

LQ, LQ’ewww

Big LQ

 

She seemed to think of herself as higher than most

It came across clearly in every single post

She loved to tell all-comers to just “bring it on”

Tilson was a target, she didn’t like Big John

She wangled a seat on the SCG but

It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be

Someone said she wants in on the NC Board

‘Cause there should be room for a high-heeled broad

The problem with broad was she led from the hips

And the turn-off that followed came from the lips…of

 

LQ, LQ’ewww

Big LQ

 

Then came the day that was the end of the line

She asked for rebate sacrifice while she sipped her wine

All and sundry realized what they’d known all along

LQ was just a front girl for “Delia’s song”

The lass stood tall as the crowd turned mean

Until the heels gave way under the heavy old bean

And as she slinked away in the dead of night

It was clear that she had lost the will to fight

 

LQ, LQ’ewww

Big LQ

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And it has been said that Lisa left the official site because of personal attacks.............................very very funny though...lol

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[quote user="mtv"]And it has been said that Lisa left the official site because of personal attacks.............................very very funny though...lol[/quote]

Having been on the wrong end of her personal attacks on the Offy, that made I laugh.

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Guess LQ has had an effect on Yankee, he''s gone all William Wordsworth on us [:)]

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Hardly angel. Your response suggests that a lady such as yourself is too young to remember Jimmy Dean''s hit of Big Bad John. I can tell you that ardee would have gotten a kick out of it because not only was this a contribution to Jimmy''s fame but also the fact that he became a famous sausage salesman. 

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[quote user="Lenny-boy"]please put OT (off topic) next to your posts like these LQ,  sorry, it''s just not relevant to NCFC, it''s a personal ramble.[/quote]

Seconded.

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