As my login causes problems [ :o) ] 0 Posted June 8, 2009 Try the weight ...................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blahblahblah 2 Posted June 8, 2009 If I may go off-topic ever so slightly for a second (who, me ? never) - that apprentice programme. 12 weeks of national tv exposure, multiple opportunities to make yourself look a prize pillock on national tv, and what is the prize ? The winner works for Surallan on Digital Signage in hospitals. Doesn''t strike me as something worth making yourself look daft for. How many of the participants would have applied for that job if the tv program wasn''t on ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LQ 0 Posted June 8, 2009 Jeez, 9 and a half stone - alright???I think I''m right in saying that only one of the previous Apprentice winners still works for Suralun. In fact only that one managed to last the whole year. It was amusing hearing what Yasmina''s job was going to be last night - she didn''t look too chuffed! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,265 Posted June 8, 2009 [quote user="simon kingston"]I reckon she is about 11st[/quote]From the neck, upwards? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,265 Posted June 8, 2009 [quote user="LQ"]Jeez, 9 and a half stone - alright???I think I''m right in saying that only one of the previous Apprentice winners still works for Suralun. In fact only that one managed to last the whole year. It was amusing hearing what Yasmina''s job was going to be last night - she didn''t look too chuffed![/quote]From the nose, upwards? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted June 8, 2009 Every evening with the wine you could see her arriveShe had ten inch heels, weighed 245Kind of narrow at the shoulders and broad at the hipEverybody knew you’d get too much lip from LQ LQ, LQ’ewwwBig LQ She seemed to think of herself as higher than most It came across clearly in every single postShe loved to tell all-comers to just “bring it on” Tilson was a target, she didn’t like Big JohnShe wangled a seat on the SCG but It wasn’t all it was cracked up to beSomeone said she wants in on the NC Board‘Cause there should be room for a high-heeled broad The problem with broad was she led from the hipsAnd the turn-off that followed came from the lips…of LQ, LQ’ewwwBig LQ Then came the day that was the end of the lineShe asked for rebate sacrifice while she sipped her wineAll and sundry realized what they’d known all alongLQ was just a front girl for “Delia’s song”The lass stood tall as the crowd turned meanUntil the heels gave way under the heavy old beanAnd as she slinked away in the dead of nightIt was clear that she had lost the will to fight LQ, LQ’ewwwBig LQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mtv 0 Posted June 8, 2009 And it has been said that Lisa left the official site because of personal attacks.............................very very funny though...lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Daphne 0 Posted June 8, 2009 Exquisite Yankee!Norwich''s answer to the Bard of Barnsley. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted June 9, 2009 [quote user="mtv"]And it has been said that Lisa left the official site because of personal attacks.............................very very funny though...lol[/quote]Having been on the wrong end of her personal attacks on the Offy, that made I laugh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ca 1 Posted June 9, 2009 Guess LQ has had an effect on Yankee, he''s gone all William Wordsworth on us [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YankeeCanary 0 Posted June 10, 2009 Hardly angel. Your response suggests that a lady such as yourself is too young to remember Jimmy Dean''s hit of Big Bad John. I can tell you that ardee would have gotten a kick out of it because not only was this a contribution to Jimmy''s fame but also the fact that he became a famous sausage salesman. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beachbum 0 Posted June 10, 2009 LQ Pink Un pin up???????????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mtv 0 Posted June 10, 2009 Or sausage saleswoman........................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 728 Posted June 10, 2009 [quote user="Lenny-boy"]please put OT (off topic) next to your posts like these LQ, sorry, it''s just not relevant to NCFC, it''s a personal ramble.[/quote]Seconded. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites