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Last year while waiting for the first signing, this new game appeared – First Wizard Bingo – Well, it’s back, super improved and now with prizes.

 

Just tick off the sayings as Wiz spits them out (and he does, on a very regular basis), simply fill the card and claim your prize.

 

First Prize – A day with Dave in Lowestoft, hexing things and other crap

Second Prize – 3 Days in Lowestoft playing with Wiz’s new pussy.

Third Prize – A whole week of looking for virgins in Lowestoft (no chance), moaning and grumbling.

(Jack Daniels not included with any prize).

 

 

       Administration is close

 

Uncle Fester

                   I’m not coming on here again

I’m Back

We’re Broke

 

Hack

(aimed at Camuldonum)

 

(I love)

Jamie Lad

Puppet manager

Hex

 on you all

Virgin

(to do with hexes)

I’m right (again)

 

I’m not an attention seeker

 

I’m going to change my name

 

 

Will you apologise?

 

Wannabe

 

(I love)

Jeremy Kyle

Look at my pussy (cat)

(I love)

Archant

(I love)

NCISA

 

Don’t (h)expect any new signings

 

 

 

 

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Well I for one definately wont be entering this competition, 3 days playing with Wiz''s pussy is a frightening thought.

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[quote user="1st Wazzock"]

Last year while waiting for the first signing, this new game appeared – First Wizard Bingo – Well, it’s back, super improved and now with prizes.

 

Just tick off the sayings as Wiz spits them out (and he does, on a very regular basis), simply fill the card and claim your prize.

 

First Prize – A day with Dave in Lowestoft, hexing things and other crap

Second Prize – 3 Days in Lowestoft playing with Wiz’s new pussy.

Third Prize – A whole week of looking for virgins in Lowestoft (no chance), moaning and grumbling.

(Jack Daniels not included with any prize).

 

 

       Administration is close

 

Uncle Fester

                   I’m not coming on here again

I’m Back

We’re Broke

 

Hack

(aimed at Camuldonum)

 

(I love)

Jamie Lad

Puppet manager

Hex

 on you all

Virgin

(to do with hexes)

I’m right (again)

 

I’m not an attention seeker

 

I’m going to change my name

 

 

Will you apologise?

 

Wannabe

 

(I love)

Jeremy Kyle

Look at my pussy (cat)

(I love)

Archant

(I love)

NCISA

 

Don’t (h)expect any new signings

 

 

 

 

[/quote]

You mised one out Waz............F*** Off![;)]

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You forgot "Someone sent me a virus by PM" and "Mods keep deleting my posts"

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and let''s not forget the classic "can''t believe you brought up that ancient post of mine" from a week ago where he backs Delia/Gunn/promises not to be a ............. (insert whatever) [;)]

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[quote user="TheMarshmallowMonkey"]

[quote user="lappinitup"]HOUSE! [:D][:D][:D] [/quote]

Bugger. I was one pussy away from a house.

[/quote]

You are both disqualified for using cracked balls!

Do not pass lowestoft, go straight to goal via Carrow road and collecting your rebate[:D]

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[quote user="First Wazzock"]

Last year while waiting for the first signing, this new game appeared – First Wizard Bingo – Well, it’s back, super improved and now with prizes.

 

Just tick off the sayings as Wiz spits them out (and he does, on a very regular basis), simply fill the card and claim your prize.

 

First Prize – A day with Dave in Lowestoft, hexing things and other crap

Second Prize – 3 Days in Lowestoft playing with Wiz’s new pussy.

Third Prize – A whole week of looking for virgins in Lowestoft (no chance), moaning and grumbling.

(Jack Daniels not included with any prize).

 

 Administration is close

 

Uncle Fester

I’m not coming on here again

I’m Back

We’re Broke

get your fiddles out while it burns 

the boards main priority is debt clearence

Puppet manager

Hex

 on you all

Virgin

(to do with hexes)

I’m right (again)

I’m not an attention seeker

I’m going to change my name

 

pathetic transfer budget  

Wannabe

Expect only freebies, budget players etc

Look at my pussy (cat)

(I love)

Archant

(I love)

NCISA

Don’t (h)expect any new signings

 

 

 

 

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[quote user="Herb"]You forgot "Someone sent me a virus by PM" and "Mods keep deleting my posts"[/quote]
That''s a classy post sir :-)

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[quote user="Nexus_Canary"]or you could always just ignore the old fart ?[/quote]Or you could follow that idea to its logical conclusion and ignore the message board completely. The place wouldn''t be the same without him. [U]

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