The Butler 0 Posted May 29, 2009 For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free? Here''s an update for you:Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it''s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.Women are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. Women are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.Women are like Blenders You need One, but you''re not quite sure why.Men are like Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.Women are like Commercials . You can''t believe a word they say. Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.Women are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they''re coming, how many inches you''ll get or how long it will last.Women are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright. Women are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwan is God 0 Posted May 29, 2009 Women are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NCFCanary 0 Posted May 29, 2009 [quote user="Iwan is God"]Women are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.[:D][/quote] ha ha crude but funny [:)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McNamees attitude 0 Posted May 29, 2009 Old men are like Christmas trees. Their balls are just for decoration! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I am a Banana 0 Posted May 29, 2009 [quote user="MCWILL"]Old men are like Christmas trees. Their balls are just for decoration![/quote]funnnny!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites