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Sorry guys/gals but found this a Friday Funny!

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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free? Here''s an update for you:
Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it''s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.

Women are like Laxatives . They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.

Women are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.

Women are like Blenders You need One, but you''re not quite sure why.

Men are like Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Women are like Commercials . You can''t believe a word they say.
 
Men are like Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!

Men are like . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
 
Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Women are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
 
Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they''re coming, how many inches you''ll get or how long it will last.

Women are like Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
  
Women are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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[quote user="Iwan is God"]Women are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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ha ha crude but funny [:)]

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