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Grant Holt Update!

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He won''t  have been talking to you today because you have not asked Shrewsbury Town for permission to speak to him.

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Quite like the Shrewsbury kit,

the Blue one''s quite nice too!

Obviously don''t know how to spell though!

OTBC!

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[quote user="WeAreYellows49"]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]What does Grant Holt look like then ?
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Here''s what he looks like.

 

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Gawd, its Andy Sugden from Emmerdale![:D]

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If you saw him down Prince of Wales Rd, I''d hedge my bets the driver was Matty Patty, showing Holt his favourite watering holes and post-match hangouts!

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[quote user="NCFC"][/quote]In an exclusive interview with the Daily Mail on Tuesdays and half past two on a Wednesday, ace star striker Grant Holt today informed reporters that he turned down a move to promotion chasing Norwich City FC on grounds that the fans had already cast judgement on his appearence and that he wanted to sign for a club where people were more welcoming.In a shock move he also admitted that he turned down a peck on the cheek and a signed cook book from Delia Smith and better wages just to get away from a club that he claims resembles the Munsters. Further claims that he unearthed toombstones of murdered pride under the new development have been quashed.

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[quote user="First Wizard"][quote user="WeAreYellows49"]

[quote user="blahblahblah"]What does Grant Holt look like then ?
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Here''s what he looks like.

 

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Gawd, its Andy Sugden from Emmerdale![:D]

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LMFAO mate

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Well i was in Asda about 90 mins ago, and im sure I saw him in there, he was talking to a big dark guy who i assume was Carl Cort!!!!

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[quote user="LDC"]Well i was in Asda about 90 mins ago, and im sure I saw him in there, he was talking to a big dark guy who i assume was Carl Cort!!!![/quote]

That was Emile Heskey, we are in talks with him too.

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Anyone who spells Norwich as Naaaarwaich as the original poster does here is clearly a scummer on a wind-up.

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[quote user="LDC"]Well i was in Asda about 90 mins ago, and im sure I saw him in there, he was talking to a big dark guy who i assume was Carl Cort!!!![/quote]Has he become a perminant fixture there now? [:P]

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[quote user="Jim Smith"]Anyone who spells Norwich as Naaaarwaich as the original poster does here is clearly a scummer on a wind-up.[/quote]

 

Ha ha good theory but i can assure you that i am not a scummer! Surely the same could be said  about ''I am a banana'' (spelt incorrectly) or many other names!?

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[quote user="NCFCanary"]

[quote user="Jim Smith"]Anyone who spells Norwich as Naaaarwaich as the original poster does here is clearly a scummer on a wind-up.[/quote]

 

Ha ha good theory but i can assure you that i am not a scummer! Surely the same could be said  about ''I am a banana'' (spelt incorrectly) or many other names!?

[/quote]This banana guy is not my favourite poster, but I think people need to give it a rest over his username.  He actually has spelt banana right you know.

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