First Wazzock 863 Posted May 22, 2009 Some of the scenery for Michael Jackson''s shows is being painted by Rolf Harris. Micheal loves it so much he said he is going to do ''Two Little Boys'' as a tribute. [:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wizard 0 Posted May 22, 2009 [quote user="1st Wazzock"]Some of the scenery for Michael Jackson''s shows is being painted by Rolf Harris. Micheal loves it so much he said he is going to do ''Two Little Boys'' as a tribute. [:^)][/quote]Talk about an attention seeker![;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
First Wazzock 863 Posted May 22, 2009 After years of investigation into 9-11 the Americans have found it wasn''t Muslim terrorists that attacked the twin towers but two Irish builders fitting a door on the 44th floor. The door wouldn''t fit so Mick told Paddy to ''fetch a plane and take a bit off the top''! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nuff Said 4,938 Posted May 22, 2009 Has anyone tried calling NHS Direct for advice about Swine Flu? All you get is crackling. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted May 22, 2009 Beautiful young woman walked into a doctors surgery. He was immediately infatuated with her. Right he said, strip off, lay on the bed and open your legs. She was georgeous and, unable to resist, he helped himself. After they both dressed he said, right, that''s my problem sorted, now, what''s yours? She said............I think I''ve got a dose doctor............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
can u sit down please 0 Posted May 22, 2009 I just farted in the bath and nearly drowned trying to smell it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites