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Friday night sees a Euromillions rollover of £110,000,000.00 (£110 million).

Would you invest in the club if you won it?

What would your strategy be when you took control?

I would remove all the current board and relive Gunn of his duties as manager and start to compile a list of potential managers and aim for an appointment within a week. The new manager would have a substantial playing budget.

I would clear the debts and sell off any land owned by the club and streamline everything in to being a Football club only.

I would approach the likes of Peter Cullum, Graham Tweed, Carl Moore, Nigel Bertram and Alan Bowkett to invest in the club and even to join the board of Directors, I would also be looking for a "football man" to join the Board.

I would start a massive inquest in to the clubs finances and the results (good or bad) would be made public to show the fans exactly where the money has gone.

 

What would you do?

 

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Buy the club outright then immediately clear the board room, appointing Liverpool''s soon-to-be-former Chief Exec, Rick Parry and an assortment of other directors with success in finance, business and football alike.  Appoint someone else as my representative and sit back and enjoy the football............... [:)]Then, if it all goes tits up, make my own team selections, sell the ground and build a casino in its place.............. [;)]

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[quote user="CT "]I would tell Delia to p*** off![/quote]

Too polite CT,  F*** Off......... is more effective, and take Gunn di dim with you!

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I''d buy out Ipswich Town from Mr.Evans, then subsequently run them into the ground and destroy them from within before wiping them from existence.

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i''d laucnh a hostile takeover bid for the club with perhaps another businessman in league with me...

once the club was purchased i would simply use my wealth to clear every penny of the debt and start again from scratch...

jas :)

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Not to put a dampener on your plan but the odds of winning the normal lottery are 13,983,815 to 1. And for the Euro millions its:1 in 76,275,360. So if all 20,000 season ticket holders bought 3,814 tickets at £5,721 One of us would win. Unfortunately we would make a loss of £4m and thats if nobody else won.

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[quote user="olej"]Not to put a dampener on your plan but the odds of winning the normal lottery are 13,983,815 to 1. And for the Euro millions its:1 in 76,275,360. So if all 20,000 season ticket holders bought 3,814 tickets at £5,721 One of us would win. Unfortunately we would make a loss of £4m and thats if nobody else won.[/quote]May as well just buy one ticket and hope then.

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[quote user="olej"]Not to put a dampener on your plan but the odds of winning the normal lottery are 13,983,815 to 1. And for the Euro millions its:1 in 76,275,360. So if all 20,000 season ticket holders bought 3,814 tickets at £5,721 One of us would win. Unfortunately we would make a loss of £4m and thats if nobody else won.[/quote]

 

It wasn''t a plan, just a bit of fun.

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I would keep £70m for myself and family but give Delia £40m on the condition that there are no changes to the Board, Management and playing staff. Why change a winning formula?

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[quote user="Delias recipie for disaster"]

[quote user="olej"]Not to put a dampener on your plan but the odds of winning the normal lottery are 13,983,815 to 1. And for the Euro millions its:1 in 76,275,360. So if all 20,000 season ticket holders bought 3,814 tickets at £5,721 One of us would win. Unfortunately we would make a loss of £4m and thats if nobody else won.[/quote]

 

It wasn''t a plan, just a bit of fun.

[/quote]I think that you had better make this a little clearer - I fear that some posters are going to use this as plan B if Cullum doesn''t buy us out!

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[quote user="olej"]Not to put a dampener on your plan but the odds of winning the normal lottery are 13,983,815 to 1. And for the Euro millions its:1 in 76,275,360. So if all 20,000 season ticket holders bought 3,814 tickets at £5,721 One of us would win. Unfortunately we would make a loss of £4m and thats if nobody else won.[/quote]Actually, how about if we all bought 1,907 tickets each, which would give us a 2 : 1 chance of winning ?

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Watch my then local teams Porto or Benfica. Having been rebuffed by Delia as being unsuitable to buy the club as I got my money gambling!

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I would have a penis enlargement operation and then use it on as many women as I could until the money ran out...........

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[quote user="Neil Cluckcaster"]I would have a penis enlargement operation and then use it on as many women as I could until the money ran out...........[/quote]But Mr Cluckcaster, you''re already a massive d**k.

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[quote user="Neil Cluckcaster"]I would have a penis enlargement operation and then use it on as many women as I could until the money ran out...........[/quote]Sorry - do you have to pay?

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[quote user="Badger"][quote user="Neil Cluckcaster"]I would have a penis enlargement operation and then use it on as many women as I could until the money ran out...........[/quote]

Sorry - do you have to pay?
[/quote]

We ALL have to pay. It''s something called "marriage" which ultimately ends up as "settlement" when they get fat. 

 

 

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[quote user="blahblahblah"][quote user="Neil Cluckcaster"]I would have a penis enlargement operation and then use it on as many women as I could until the money ran out...........[/quote]

But Mr Cluckcaster, you''re already a massive d**k.
[/quote]

At least I admit it Blub blub......

But then you always were strong on denial weren''t you?.......

 

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