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Got to say all this cloak & dagger stuff., meetings, speculation, Cullamgate, the Indian affair, would make a bloody good movie!.Sign up Wolvarine to play the lead role. Would certainly be more exciting than the crap we have been watching on the pitch for the last season. Any one got suggestions on actors who could be cast as Delia & co ?.[:^)]

                                                                                                                              

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[quote user="BRAVEHEART"]Got to say all this cloak & dagger stuff., meetings, speculation, Cullamgate, the Indian affair, would make a bloody good movie!.
Sign up Wolvarine to play the lead role. Would certainly be more exciting than the crap we have been watching on the pitch for the last season. Any one got suggestions on actors who could be cast as Delia & co ?.[:^)]


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Ha ha, what a brilliant thread!!

Denzel as Dion Dublin.........

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We could get Grotbags to playe Delia:

*Ding Dong*

All: "There''s somebody at the door! There''s somebody at the door!"

Delia: Tell them we don''t want whatever they are selling.

Neil: They''re not selling, they want to buy.

Delia: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That''s a good one Neil! Buying! Classic!

*Door is slammed shut*

Scene.

 

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 What about getting Kenneth Brannagh in to play Munby?He would do a fabulous if slightly hammy Henry V speech from the AGM''I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,

Straining upon the start. The game''s afoot:

Follow your spirit; and, upon this charge

Cry God for Delia, England and Saint George!
''Christopher Ryan (Mike out ''The Young Ones'') to play Doncaster? He was there in every episode yet never actually added anything to the show somehow never quite as important a character as he thought he was.Delia Smith could be a reprise of ''Elizabeth'' for Dame Judy Dench.Harry Hill could be Smudger.John Malkovich could play a good Peter Cullum, Mel Gibson could be Gunny and do that inspirational Wallace speech from Braveheart again and again.We could get some extras in to play Foulger and Wynn Jones as it''s not like they ever speak without prompting anyway.If we film it on the redundant investment land and at the stadium we could give the film a grainy post apocalyptic feel, lots of echoing seagull calls around the wasteland and empty stadium should set the scene nicely, maybe a pack of wild dogs running loose in the Barclay.Obviously the zombie horde will be played by the fans.I just can''t think of who to get in to play the hero, who do you think we should get to ride in over the hills and save the club at the eleventh hour?

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Just another thought, as our club is being run as a soap opera at the moment, how about geting the cast of East enders to play the parts !.Queen Delia played by Peggy Mitchell.... If someone disagrees with her and say some thing she does''nt  like she could say : ''GET OUT OF MY CLUB''.Bryan Gunn played by Minty... A real nice guy and full of good intentions, but clueless, always ends up with egg on his face.Doomy played by Dirty Den... Can be charming but a smarmy b****d , always end up shafting every body.Mumbles played by Ian Beale...Got business  ambition but havn''t got a clue how to run one successfully !. (and who would love to see his head flushed down the loo!).Matty Patterson played by Phil Mitchell... Leave that to your imagination.Sorry people probably need to get out more!!!!.

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[quote user="Buckethead"]Obviously the zombie horde will be played by the fans.[/quote]You never miss a chance do you?

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Alex Ferns aka Nasty Trevor Morgan from Eastenders could play Peter Grant............

Being Scottish he wouldnt have to work on his accent "Tis only a beet a ruff n tumble Mo"

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[quote user="Badger"][quote user="Buckethead"]

Obviously the zombie horde will be played by the fans.

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You never miss a chance do you?
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Killer Zombie Sheep?.....

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