BRAVEHEART 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Got to say all this cloak & dagger stuff., meetings, speculation, Cullamgate, the Indian affair, would make a bloody good movie!.Sign up Wolvarine to play the lead role. Would certainly be more exciting than the crap we have been watching on the pitch for the last season. Any one got suggestions on actors who could be cast as Delia & co ?.[:^)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thecanaryfan 0 Posted May 7, 2009 [quote user="BRAVEHEART"]Got to say all this cloak & dagger stuff., meetings, speculation, Cullamgate, the Indian affair, would make a bloody good movie!.Sign up Wolvarine to play the lead role. Would certainly be more exciting than the crap we have been watching on the pitch for the last season. Any one got suggestions on actors who could be cast as Delia & co ?.[:^)][/quote]Ha ha, what a brilliant thread!!Denzel as Dion Dublin......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The ghost of Michael Theoklitos 0 Posted May 7, 2009 What about a name? How about CookBi*ch Millionaire? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Brownstone 0 Posted May 7, 2009 We could get Grotbags to playe Delia:*Ding Dong*All: "There''s somebody at the door! There''s somebody at the door!"Delia: Tell them we don''t want whatever they are selling.Neil: They''re not selling, they want to buy.Delia: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! That''s a good one Neil! Buying! Classic!*Door is slammed shut*Scene. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Fish Seller 0 Posted May 7, 2009 What about getting Kenneth Brannagh in to play Munby?He would do a fabulous if slightly hammy Henry V speech from the AGM''I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start. The game''s afoot: Follow your spirit; and, upon this chargeCry God for Delia, England and Saint George!''Christopher Ryan (Mike out ''The Young Ones'') to play Doncaster? He was there in every episode yet never actually added anything to the show somehow never quite as important a character as he thought he was.Delia Smith could be a reprise of ''Elizabeth'' for Dame Judy Dench.Harry Hill could be Smudger.John Malkovich could play a good Peter Cullum, Mel Gibson could be Gunny and do that inspirational Wallace speech from Braveheart again and again.We could get some extras in to play Foulger and Wynn Jones as it''s not like they ever speak without prompting anyway.If we film it on the redundant investment land and at the stadium we could give the film a grainy post apocalyptic feel, lots of echoing seagull calls around the wasteland and empty stadium should set the scene nicely, maybe a pack of wild dogs running loose in the Barclay.Obviously the zombie horde will be played by the fans.I just can''t think of who to get in to play the hero, who do you think we should get to ride in over the hills and save the club at the eleventh hour? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy Larkin 14 Posted May 7, 2009 Been done already hasn''t it?The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover?Almost spot on![;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hairycanary 0 Posted May 7, 2009 phillip seymor hoffman in drag would be delia Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stephen Hawkings Football Boots 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Karl Pilikington would be my shout as gunn Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Irish canary 0 Posted May 7, 2009 I found a good Glenn Rodent!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AJ 1,218 Posted May 7, 2009 Leslie Nielsen should play Munby! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BRAVEHEART 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Just another thought, as our club is being run as a soap opera at the moment, how about geting the cast of East enders to play the parts !.Queen Delia played by Peggy Mitchell.... If someone disagrees with her and say some thing she does''nt like she could say : ''GET OUT OF MY CLUB''.Bryan Gunn played by Minty... A real nice guy and full of good intentions, but clueless, always ends up with egg on his face.Doomy played by Dirty Den... Can be charming but a smarmy b****d , always end up shafting every body.Mumbles played by Ian Beale...Got business ambition but havn''t got a clue how to run one successfully !. (and who would love to see his head flushed down the loo!).Matty Patterson played by Phil Mitchell... Leave that to your imagination.Sorry people probably need to get out more!!!!. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 0 Posted May 7, 2009 [quote user="Buckethead"]Obviously the zombie horde will be played by the fans.[/quote]You never miss a chance do you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thecanaryfan 0 Posted May 7, 2009 Alex Ferns aka Nasty Trevor Morgan from Eastenders could play Peter Grant............Being Scottish he wouldnt have to work on his accent "Tis only a beet a ruff n tumble Mo" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mello Yello 2,265 Posted May 7, 2009 [quote user="Badger"][quote user="Buckethead"]Obviously the zombie horde will be played by the fans.[/quote]You never miss a chance do you?[/quote]Killer Zombie Sheep?..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites