The Butler 0 Posted May 8, 2009 New Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed '' her night off '', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there''s just no pleasing some women.Just to lighten the sobre mood[:D] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Henry VIII 0 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="The Butler"]New Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed '' her night off '', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there''s just no pleasing some women.Just to lighten the sobre mood[:D][/quote]Haha quite brilliant.Royal Jester for you now! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="Henry VIII"]Haha quite brilliant.Royal Jester for you now![/quote]Didn''t you notice Your Majesty that the "meat" the Butler referred to was wild venison (owned by the crown).[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
astrodyne 0 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Henry VIII"]Haha quite brilliant.Royal Jester for you now![/quote]Didn''t you notice Your Majesty that the "meat" the Butler referred to was wild venison (owned by the crown).[;)][/quote]...and no Court would be complete without a resident busybody.......[;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Henry VIII"]Haha quite brilliant.Royal Jester for you now![/quote]Didn''t you notice Your Majesty that the "meat" the Butler referred to was wild venison (owned by the crown).[;)][/quote]No burnt ARDEE sasuages for you then or are you in the pay of Sir Bryan Sheriff of Nothingham! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lappinitup 629 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="The Butler"][quote user="lappinitup"][quote user="Henry VIII"]Haha quite brilliant.Royal Jester for you now![/quote]Didn''t you notice Your Majesty that the "meat" the Butler referred to was wild venison (owned by the crown).[;)][/quote]No burnt ARDEE sasuages for you then or are you in the pay of Sir Bryan Sheriff of Nothingham![/quote]Nope! I''ve joined in with the other booers and hissers on the dark side! [;)] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathy 728 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="The Butler"]New Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed '' her night off '', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there''s just no pleasing some women.Just to lighten the sobre mood[:D][/quote]Are you Tilson in disguise? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Butler 0 Posted May 8, 2009 [quote user="Kathy"][quote user="The Butler"] New Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn BBQ RULES We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. (4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman. Here comes the important part: (5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine... (6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery. (7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat Important again: (8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine... (9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed '' her night off '', and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there''s just no pleasing some women.Just to lighten the sobre mood[:D][/quote]Are you Tilson in disguise?[/quote]Very good disguise if I am! Platform shoes, devil mask, skinhead cut and a washing machine hose about my person.[;)]Now do I look more like him? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missing in action? 0 Posted May 8, 2009 butler: a washing machine hose about my personi know where mine is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites