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I was texted this today:

 

BREAKING NEWS:

Delia has announced that next year''s sponsorship of Norwich will be Tampax. A spokesperson for Tampax said ''to sponsor a bunch of ***** going through a bad period is exactly our business''.

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i got this 1 from my boss.....apperently richard branson was  going to sponser NCFC next season...but realised he couldnt have VIRGIN on the shirts due to the fact they get

F--U--C--K--E--D   every  game.

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A man arrives at a hotel one evening and approaches the girl in reception. He questions her about the TV in his room by asking "Can you tell me if the pornography''s disabled" to which the girl retorts "No, its regular pornography you sick b@$t@rd"

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