Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0 Posted April 27, 2009 After she made the treck down to Poorman Road with me last week the wife waited until we hit the Long Stratton area and then dropped the question....Would you rather spend a night with the woman of your dreams OR would you rather see Norwich City beat Ipswich 5.0?.Now I had made a firm decision by the time we passed Dunston Hall but I wondered what your answers would be.......Honestly?p.s. I went for the 5.0 thrashing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Flashheart 0 Posted April 27, 2009 If she''s the woman of my dreams she''ll want to watch City win 5-0 against Ippo as well. [Y] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 0 Posted April 27, 2009 [quote user="Pied as a Mattress"]After she made the treck down to Poorman Road with me last week the wife waited until we hit the Long Stratton area and then dropped the question....Would you rather spend a night with the woman of your dreams OR would you rather see Norwich City beat Ipswich 5.0?.Now I had made a firm decision by the time we passed Dunston Hall but I wondered what your answers would be.......Honestly?p.s. I went for the 5.0 thrashing[/quote]5 - 0 too - sad isn''t it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pi$$ed As A Mattress 0 Posted April 27, 2009 I did try and haggle and asked for a 3.0 win and a night with my second choice.....She said No Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Badger 0 Posted April 27, 2009 [quote user="Pied as a Mattress"]I did try and haggle and asked for a 3.0 win and a night with my second choice.....She said No[/quote]How about 1 - 0 and 20 minutes with 5th choice? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KeelansGlove 0 Posted April 27, 2009 Surely you should have said I spend the night with the woman of my dreams every night so 5-0 please Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bongo Boy 0 Posted April 27, 2009 Just the 15 min halftime would do with the woman of my dreams.......hehehe Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Barclay_Boy 0 Posted April 27, 2009 Jenny Agutter in either the nurses uniform from American Werewolf in London or in the outfit from Logan''s Run - for a whole night? Sorry Jenny wins, unless I can actually be in the Norwich team, scoring all 5 goals, at the North stand end and then get to run behind the goal and slap all of the scummers in row A after the 5th.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BroadstairsR 0 Posted April 27, 2009 The woman of my dreams is Delia.I think I''ll settle for 5-0. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karl Pilkington 0 Posted April 27, 2009 5-0........I already have the woman of my dreams (I hope she reads this, I need the brownie points). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Syteanric 1 Posted April 27, 2009 it was Rod Stewart who once said "though i love my music, and i love my Women, football will always come first"never a truer word said Rodney.jas :) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HoltsTash 0 Posted April 27, 2009 I got a speeding fine the other day (caught on camera slightly over excitedly driving to the Watford match) My friend asked me would I rather take the 3 points on my licence or 3 points on the table for Norwich... the licence lost... I think I''d actually rather lose it for 6months than lose tonight... arrgghhhOTBC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
William Darby 0 Posted April 27, 2009 [quote user="PissedasaMattress"]After she made the treck down to Poorman Road with me last week the wife waited until we hit the Long Stratton area and then dropped the question....Would you rather spend a night with the woman of your dreams OR would you rather see Norwich City beat Ipswich 5.0?.Now I had made a firm decision by the time we passed Dunston Hall but I wondered what your answers would be.......Honestly?p.s. I went for the 5.0 thrashing[/quote]Why did you get married? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chicken 0 Posted April 27, 2009 Book a room at the hotel and you could have both . . . . . . at the same time!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AP16 0 Posted April 27, 2009 I just asked the missus and she said ''I already know your answer!'' 5-0 it is! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muddy funster 0 Posted April 27, 2009 So you''d all take a 5-0 win over the scum (which may have no other bearing on the division) over say....a night of complete mental animalistic sex with Megan Fox.......I am a very ardent NCFC fan - but i''d be snuffling for truffles all night in a fox hole I''m afraid!!! I''d tape the match and watch it the next day with a pint and memories that no-one could take away from me. Plus I''d have taken some pictures on my phone surreptitiously and shown them to my mates, so maximum Kudos points. I''ve thought about this too much haven''t i....... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted April 27, 2009 After a moments thought, I have to say I''d forsake City thrashing Ippoo for the chance of a night of passion with the woman of my dreams. In fact I could even tolerate Ippoo thrashing us five nil if I could have that night of horizontal exercise! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iwan is God 0 Posted April 27, 2009 The original answer surely should have been instinctive... You are the woman of my dreams, dear! Anyway, I''d go with the 5 nil thrashing!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shaun Tilly Lace 0 Posted April 27, 2009 So football is better than sex for most of you?? NO WAY!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JJJJ 0 Posted April 27, 2009 I''m going for the 5-0 thrashing tbh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites