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After two days of serious discussion thought I would revert to normal!!


An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland arrived at the casino. She
seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single
roll of the dice.

She said, ''I hope you don''t mind, but I feel much luckier when I''m
completely nude''.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with
an Irish brogue yelled, ''Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!''

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and-own and squealed...''YES!

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, ''What did she roll?''

The other answered, ''I don''t know - I thought you were watching.''


Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.

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Colin The Aborigine


A rich man living in Darwin, Australia decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.


He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his Mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating Prawns, oysters and BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party, the host said, ''I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I''ll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in... ..''

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc and kicking its ass, jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of stuff, like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.


The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising hell.

Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a Goldfish.

Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, ''Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'' ''Nah, you all right boss, I don''t want it,'' said Colin.

The rich man said, ''Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?'' ''No thanks. I don''t want it,'' answered Colin...

The host said, ''Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?

Again, Colin said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, ''Well Colin, then what do you Want?

Colin said, ''I want the bastard who pushed me in the Pool.''

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Bravo Butler, bravo.

As the joke was told in my head she looked like Andrea Corr with blonde hair.  I was not watching the dice either.

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