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Being a Norwich City supporter you have always got to be an eternal optimist and so I've dedicated an ode to Gunns Army

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At the moment it appears we are in an episode of Dads Army and the theme tune should be changed to "Don''t panic Mr Gunn because we are on a survival run".

To help us combat this relegation battle,I''ve made an ode to Gunns Army and his troops:

Hoolahan may have gone out of this relegation battle but the Dury is still on with our chances of survival on a Daley basis, but I will put my Renton us staying up this season.

Stefanovic maybe wounded and Kennedys knee shot to pieces so he has been returned to sender .Which leaves us fighting the relegation battle with Doherty trying to Shackell both Bertrand and the guy who sometimes appears to be a bit of a Ostemorbor. Let us hope they don''t get Cort -Marshalled for it.

We have to be Clinigan to the hope that our midfield general will be bossing the troops to victory now that he has been made vice captain ,while missing his Russell terrier sidekick.

So we must remain optimistic to the end,now we have a Gunn in charge and a Deehan scouting for the enemy.By hook or by Crook we should be Killen the enemy off especially as we now have an Eagle eye for a hot-shot in that man Mooney.

It should hopefully be Butterworth   it to see us to safety where we can then be Lappin it up back at the trenches of Carrow Road.

We can then Gow and celebrate with our heroes like Lord Nelson by giving them all Pattison their backs while having a laugh at a McDonalds where we can all have a glass or two of Croft originals and later in the evening it will be Spillane all over the Ruddy place!                                                                                                                   

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At the moment it appears we are in an episode of Dads Army and the theme tune should be changed to "Don''t panic Mr Gunn because we are on a survival run".

To help us combat this relegation battle,I''ve made an ode to Gunns Army and his troops:

Hoolahan may have gone out of this relegation battle but the Dury is still on with our chances of survival on a Daley basis, but I will put my Renton us staying up this season.

Stefanovic maybe wounded and Kennedys knee shot to pieces so he has been returned to sender .Which leaves us fighting the relegation battle with Doherty trying to Shackell both Bertrand and the guy who sometimes appears to be a bit of a Ostemorbor. Let us hope they don''t get Cort -Marshalled for it.

We have to be Clinigan to the hope that our midfield general will be bossing the troops to victory now that he has been made vice captain ,while missing his Russell terrier sidekick.

So we must remain optimistic to the end,now we have a Gunn in charge and a Deehan scouting for the enemy.By hook or by Crook we should be Killen the enemy off especially as we now have an Eagle eye for a hot-shot in that man Mooney.

It should hopefully be Butterworth   it to see us to safety where we can then be Lappin it up back at the trenches of Carrow Road.

We can then Gow and celebrate with our heroes like Lord Nelson by giving them all Pattison their backs while having a laugh at a McDonalds where we can all have a glass or two of Croft originals and later in the evening it will be Spillane all over the Ruddy place!                                                                                                                   

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I appreciate your comments Ciderkidd, it looks like we will have to add another name to this ode to Gunns Army and that is the war-horse in Alan Lee!

Is anyone out there interested in writing another ode in some  format to honour the true legend in the big man Gunny, especially if he can now turn our dream into reality and keep us up?

Come on you guys,get your thinking caps on because it would be great to then forward these messages onto Gunny, to give give him and the lads the extra inspiration that they will need to see us to safety.   

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At the moment it appears we are in an episode of Dads Army and the theme tune should be changed to "Don''t panic Mr Gunn because we are on a survival run".

I''ve now updated this ode to Gunns Army to include Alan Lee,

I will be sending this message along with any other replies you may give me to Gunny before the next home match in two weeks time against Sheffield Wed, so please don''t reply with any rude messages.That would be very much appreciated because it would be great to say us fans could give the lads that extra bit of motivation  which could make all the difference to us staying up. Come on you  yellows,"Let''s be having you!" with some of your replies?

Hoolahan may have gone out of this relegation battle but the Dury is still on with our chances of survival on a Daley basis, but I will put my Renton us staying up this season.

Stefanovic maybe wounded and Kennedys knee shot to pieces so he has been returned to sender .Which leaves us fighting the relegation battle with Doherty trying to Shackell both Bertrand and the guy who sometimes appears to be a bit of a Ostemorbor. Let us hope they don''t get Cort -Marshalled for it.

We have to be Clinigan to the hope that our midfield general will be bossing the troops to victory now that he has been made vice captain ,while missing his Russell terrier sidekick.

So we must remain optimistic to the end,now we have a Gunn in charge and a Deehan scouting for the enemy.By hook or by Crook we should be Killen the enemy off especially as we now have an Eagle eye for a hot-shot in that man Mooney and the war-horse Lee fighting the attack.

It should hopefully be Butterworth   it to see us to safety where we can then be Lappin it up back at the trenches of Carrow Road.

We can then Gow and celebrate with our heroes like Lord Nelson by giving them all Pattison their backs while having a laugh at a McDonalds where we can all have a glass or two of Croft originals and later in the evening it will be Spillane all over the Ruddy place!                                                                                                                   

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[quote user="Gunnys Army"][quote user="Gunnys Army"]

 

I will be sending this message along with any other replies you may give me to Gunny before the next home match in two weeks time against Sheffield Wed, so please don''t reply with any rude messages.That would be very much appreciated because it would be great to say us fans could give the lads that extra bit of motivation  which could make all the difference to us staying up. Come on you  yellows,"Let''s be having you!" with some of your replies?

If anyone is interested in sending messages of "good luck wishes to Gunny and his players ", I''m sure they would appreciate as many replies as possible to show them we''re all behind them because this will be a very important few weeks in our clubs history.

 

                                                                                                               

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That''s the spirit (Said Delia pointing to a glass on the table)Welcome aboard!

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How could I forget to include our comedy double act commentary team in Goreham and Adams or our European legend player in Gossy. I will include them onto Gunns Army in my next update.

 

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I''ve now updated this ode to Gunns Army to include Gossy, Goreham,Adams  and Spillanes sidekick in Chrissy Martin

I will be sending this message along with any other replies you may give me to Gunny before the next home match in two weeks time against Sheffield Wed, so please don''t reply with any rude messages.That would be very much appreciated because it would be great to say us fans could give the lads that extra bit of motivation  which could make all the difference to us staying up. Come on you  yellows,"Let''s be having you!" with some of your replies?

Hoolahan may have gone out of this relegation battle but the Dury is still on with our chances of survival on a Daley basis, but I will put my Renton us staying up this season.

Stefanovic maybe wounded and Kennedys knee shot to pieces so he has been returned to sender .Which leaves us fighting the relegation battle with Doherty trying to Shackell both Bertrand and the guy who sometimes appears to be a bit of a Ostemorbor. Let us hope they don''t get Cort -Marshalled for it.

We have to be Clinigan to the hope that our midfield general will be bossing the troops to victory now that he has been made vice captain ,while missing his Russell terrier sidekick.

So we must remain optimistic to the end,now we have a Gunn in charge and a Deehan scouting for the enemy.By hook or by Crook we should be Killen the enemy off especially as we now have an Eagle eye for a hot-shot in that man Mooney and the war-horse Lee fighting the attack.

It should hopefully be Butterworth   it to see us to safety where we can then be Lappin it up back at the trenches of Carrow Road.

We can then Gow and celebrate with our heroes like Lord Nelson by giving them all Pattison their backs while having a laugh and a Gossy  at a McDonalds where we can all have a Gor-ham burger  and a few pints of Adnams  and maybe a  glass or two of Croft originals or a Martini  and later in the evening it will be Spillane all over the Ruddy place!                                                                                                                   

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I have also thought of another ode for some of our goalies past and present,

The cat,Keelan is out of the bag now that we have not got a,Bakers dozen games to go. So we realize we are not out of the Woods yet by along shot !!!

Therefore we need someone to Marshall the defence so we can Steer clear of relegation and not end up playing Hans-bury next season !!!

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I have also thought of another ode for some of our goalies past and present,

The cat,Keelan is out of the bag now that we have not got a,Bakers dozen games to go. So we realize we are not out of the Woods yet by along shot,

Therefore we need Gunny  to Marshall the defence so we can Steer clear of relegation and not end up playing Hans-bury next season or swapping places with Lewis  ,

They say its not always  Green -er on the otherside as Walker found out !!!

 

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I have also thought of another ode for some of our goalies past and present,

The cat,Keelan is out of the bag now that we have not got a,Bakers dozen games to go. So we realize we are not out of the Woods yet by along shot !!!

Therefore we need Gunny  to Marshall the defence so we can Steer clear of relegation and not end up playing Hansbury next season or swapping places with Lewis from Peterborough,  ,

They say its not always  Green -er on the otherside as Walker found out when he first left us for Everton  !!!

 

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Hoolahan may have gone out of this relegation battle but the Dury is still on with our chances of survival on a Daley basis, but I will put my Renton us staying up this season.

Stefanovic maybe wounded and Kennedys knee shot to pieces so he has been returned to sender .Which leaves us fighting the relegation battle with Doherty trying to Shackell both Bertrand and the guy who sometimes appears to be a bit of a Ostemorbor. Let us hope they don''t get Cort -Marshalled for it.

We have to be Clinigan to the hope that our midfield general will be bossing the troops to victory now that he has been made vice captain ,while missing his Russell terrier sidekick.

So we must remain optimistic to the end,now we have a Gunn in charge and a Deehan scouting for the enemy.By hook or by Crook we should be Killen the enemy off especially as we now have an Eagle eye for a hot-shot in that man Mooney and the war-horse Lee fighting the attack.

It should hopefully be Butterworth   it to see us to safety where we can then be Lappin it up back at the trenches of Carrow Road.

We can then Gow and celebrate with our heroes like Lord Nelson by giving them all Pattison their backs while having a laugh and a Gossy  at a McDonalds where we can all have a Gor-ham burger  and a few pints of Adnams  and maybe a  glass or two of Croft originals or a Martini  and later in the evening it will be Spillane all over the Ruddy place!                                                                                                                   

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     Gunns Army go into the battle of relegation survival  

Hoolahan may have gone out of this relegation battle but the Dury is still on with our chances of survival on a Daley basis, but I will put my Renton us staying up this season.

Stefanovic maybe wounded and Kennedys knee shot to pieces so he has been returned to sender .Which leaves us fighting the relegation battle with Doherty trying to Shackell both Bertrand and the guy who sometimes appears to be a bit of a Ostemorbor. Let us hope they don''t get Cort -Marshalled for it.

We have to be Clinigan to the hope that our midfield general will be bossing the troops to victory now that he has been made vice captain ,while missing his Russell terrier sidekick.

So we must remain optimistic to the end,now we have a Gunn in charge and a Deehan scouting for the enemy.By hook or by Crook we should be Killen the enemy off especially as we now have an Eagle eye for a hot-shot in that man Mooney and the war-horse Lee fighting the attack.

It should hopefully be Butterworth   it to see us to safety where we can then be Lappin it up back at the trenches of Carrow Road.

We can then Gow and celebrate with our heroes like Lord Nelson by giving them all Pattison their backs while having a laugh and a Gossy  at a McDonalds with the Academy players where they can all have a Gor-hamburger while the management team go Gunning for a Chippy Butty and then go and dance the night away at a Ricky Martin concert while having a few pints of Adnams  and maybe a  glass or two of Croft originals or a Martini  and later in the evening it will be Spillane all over the Ruddy place! 

                                                                                                                  

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