Half page article on NUFC

[HappyhammerAndy 0]

you probably already know but,  I saw a half page article by Mick dennis about your club today in the Daily Express. 

I saw it as I was flicking through the sports pages. Somebody had left their paper on the train. Any good to ya?

Andy 

[Chunky Norwich 0]

Do we support Newcastle?

[HappyhammerAndy 0]

page 70

[Paperclip 0]

And here it is for anyone who doesn''t have the paper, if you can ignore his sycophancy to Delia and the dig at WOTB.http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/89551/Roll-up-for-mission-impossible

[Scot-e-dog 34]

Expect to hear a sucking sound followed by a wet "plop" as Mr Dennis removes his head from Delia''s nether regions.Yuck!

[Shaun Tilly Lace 0]

We''re not Norwich United you know, Andy.

[Barry Brockes 157]

Thanks for that scot-e-dog. The image that conjours up has really put me off my tea!

[The Voice Of Reason 0]

[quote user="Scot-e-dog"]Expect to hear a sucking sound followed by a wet "plop" as Mr Dennis removes his head from Delia''s nether regions.

Yuck!
[/quote]

No danger of his head being removed any time soon judging by that article.

[city-till-i-die 7]

[quote user="Paperclip"]

And here it is for anyone who doesn''t have the paper, if you can ignore his sycophancy to Delia and the dig at WOTB.

http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/89551/Roll-up-for-mission-impossible
[/quote]god he is that far up...you can only see the soles of his feet..

[missing in action? 0]

he cant even spell DOHERTY right.knob.

[Karl Pilkington 0]

He can''t help but comment in any article he writes that he is pals with Dame Delia. It gets very tiresome.

[astrodyne 0]

......and people get paid to write this?[8-|]

[LinkNR9 0]

Dennis is such a creep, isn''t he??!!

[WeAreYellows49 0]

[quote user="LinkNR9"]Dennis is such a creep, isn''t he??!![/quote]

Yup...................Ahhhhhhhhh Delia lick lick lick, kissy wissy wooooooo 

[Graham Humphrey 13]

Hard to believe a professional journalist can write so much tosh and get away with it.

[missing in action? 0]

[quote user="WeAreYellows49"]

[quote user="LinkNR9"]Dennis is such a creep, isn''t he??!![/quote]

Yup...................Ahhhhhhhhh Delia lick lick lick, kissy wissy wooooooo 

[/quote]its like reading mike walkers autobiography haha

[Syteanric 1]

Andy always referts to us as NUFC... dunno why... plantation park cant hold 26,000

jas :)

[Mr. Bump 0]

Norwich Union Football Club soon to be Aviva Football Club

[Camuldonum 0]

It''s a bit Delia-centric certainly but it''s the biggest chunk you are likely to get in a national newspaper while you are in the Championship unless you do something really extraordinary.

The literals are due to the Express getting rid of the subs - a trail Archant are currently following in The Fine City.

[gazzathegreat 0]

You got to love him haven''t you. There he is, eager as ever at yet another freebie, slobbering over Delia and all, the world''s a fine place and everything''s rosy. Lovely. Shame his talent is so wasted in a national paper no one reads (except on the good old internet). To anyone who does read this ''journalist'' on a regular basis, what did he have to say a couple of weeks ago?

We all have our views on Delia and her running of the club Mick, my question to you would be, if you are a Norwich fan, rather than a hanger on, how much money have YOU put into the club against all the fans you take delight in ridiculing?

[Mr.Carrow 394]

Interesting point Gazza, i wonder if our Micky is a shareholder?  I`m sure he`d have mentioned it several dozen times if he was......

Let`s face it, we`re his nice little pet football club which enables him to come across as a bit different and radical when throwing dinner parties for his Chelsea and Arsenal supporting middle-class London mates.  And we`re expected to be good and play our designated role as cap-doffing and greatful simple country folk.

Perhaps Mick, in your next article you could actually bite the bullet and explain to us why we should be greatful to be at the verge of our lowest position for 50 years having for the last few years had the highest income in the clubs history?  No, thought not.......

[Mello Yello 2,572]

[quote user="Mr.Carrow"]

Interesting point Gazza, i wonder if our Micky is a shareholder?  I`m sure he`d have mentioned it several dozen times if he was......

Let`s face it, we`re his nice little pet football club which enables him to come across as a bit different and radical when throwing dinner parties for his Chelsea and Arsenal supporting middle-class London mates.  And we`re expected to be good and play our designated role as cap-doffing and greatful simple country folk.

Perhaps Mick, in your next article you could actually bite the bullet and explain to us why we should be greatful to be at the verge of our lowest position for 50 years having for the last few years had the highest income in the clubs history?  No, thought not.......

[/quote]

Mick Dennis yaps to Delia..."Please pick me up and give me a big cuddle"....

[Syteanric 1]

[quote user="gazzathegreat"]You got to love him haven''t you. There he is, eager as ever at yet another freebie, slobbering over Delia and all, the world''s a fine place and everything''s rosy. Lovely. Shame his talent is so wasted in a national paper no one reads (except on the good old internet). To anyone who does read this ''journalist'' on a regular basis, what did he have to say a couple of weeks ago? We all have our views on Delia and her running of the club Mick, my question to you would be, if you are a Norwich fan, rather than a hanger on, how much money have YOU put into the club against all the fans you take delight in ridiculing?[/quote]

good question Gazza!

so com on Mick, its obvious yo read the message boards.... money where your mouth is mate... or is tabloid twoddle the way you fight your battles?

mick Dennis is sureluy a bigger "key board warrior" than anyone on this message board.

jas :)

[Beauseant 0]

Have only just got round to reading the article. What a load of patronising tosh. I really object to the implication that we''re a bunch of idiots who should know better than to baulk at the crap that we''ve had served up to us this season. Dennis, as usual, comes across as Delia''s secret love child desperate to win her approval.

[Buncey 1]

Mick, are you still upset that poor old Roeder was sacked and now we have big bad gun having us play (semi) decent football?

[Mr.Carrow 394]

[quote user="Fellas"]Mick, are you still upset that poor old Roeder was sacked and now we have big bad gun having us play (semi) decent football?
[/quote]

Ah yes, i wonder if our Micky might be man enough to admit that the hundreds-strong baying, vicious mob which had the board and their hangers-on (who just happened to include Micky.....) cowering in terror for hours in the CR safe room, might just have saved the club from relegation.......?

[WeAreYellows49 0]

[quote user="Mr.Carrow"]

[quote user="Fellas"]Mick, are you still upset that poor old Roeder was sacked and now we have big bad gun having us play (semi) decent football?
[/quote]

Ah yes, i wonder if our Micky might be man enough to admit that the hundreds-strong baying, vicious mob which had the board and their hangers-on (who just happened to include Micky.....) cowering in terror for hours in the CR safe room, might just have saved the club from relegation.......?

[/quote]

lol his article did make me chuckle, but also made me angry, there were a few chanting, but not a hate mob as he made it look.

[Metatron 0]

I note the Express have turned off the ''Have Your Say'' feature - probably after the grief he got last time following his Roeder piece....

[gazzathegreat 0]

Love it Metatron, still he can read all our view on here and his very favourite WOTB if he needs any feedback.